SHOCKING ENDING

12/8/2009 11:33:02 AM

This is why jews don't pimp...

12/8/2009 11:36:33 AM

she thinks nothing will come of it, but little does she know i already came like 14 times thanks to her pic

12/8/2009 11:57:18 AM

the pics sucks

12/8/2009 11:57:34 AM

You're think so 0EPII1, but such is not the case... at least the stores in Raleigh.

12/8/2009 12:03:30 PM

great thread

12/8/2009 12:03:47 PM

sweet thread bro

12/8/2009 12:05:50 PM

Quote :

"SHOCKING ENDING"

12/8/2009 12:07:35 PM

Quote :

"I'm starting to think this thread was not made with her consent."

She told me to find her a good lay, I couldn't think of any single guy friends of mine that she would like, so I told her I was going to ask TWW and she did not fight it.

Should the right guy step forward witht he right approach, I think this very well could happen.

12/8/2009 2:25:30 PM

must be > 7 inches

12/8/2009 2:33:07 PM

must <3 dogs

12/8/2009 2:33:46 PM

Must believe in love at first thrust.

12/8/2009 2:35:10 PM

must be < 5'1

12/8/2009 2:36:09 PM

buttsecks?

12/8/2009 2:36:31 PM

Must be able to cross swords with jackleg.

12/8/2009 2:37:24 PM

must be able to do calculus derivatives while plowing anus hole

12/8/2009 2:39:26 PM

Must care more about said mathematical calculations than the presupposed anus plowing.

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 2:43 PM. Reason : plowing, blowing, whatever]

12/8/2009 2:43:00 PM

ill take her out to get ice cream

12/8/2009 2:44:40 PM

she's pretty. out of most of these guys' league. i'm sure she'll find the deep dicking she desires soon. It's the holidays.

12/8/2009 2:44:51 PM

must be able to mediate peace talks between israel and palestine while eating box

12/8/2009 2:45:04 PM

i'd bite that bullet.

jk, probably wouldn't.

12/8/2009 2:45:57 PM

Dear Saikaubi,

What did you mean by good lay? Endurance? Guarantee of multiple orgasms? willingness to try numerous positions, some of which may be banned in certain states?

It seems like you gave up without ever offering any specifics other than 7"+.

awaiting details,
my penis

12/8/2009 2:46:08 PM

Jeepin w/ the smoove

12/8/2009 2:46:10 PM

37 DICKS

12/8/2009 2:49:14 PM

that's a lot of 'em

12/8/2009 2:51:39 PM

Cream on the inside, clean on the outside

12/8/2009 2:53:25 PM

So here's the deal, Saikaubi. You owe us. You can't just cocktease an entire forum like this. "I need some dick! -- never mind!" is not acceptable.

At this point, I'm not even rooting for myself. I'm rooting for the poor, oppressed male population of TWW as a whole.

I'm rooting for the socially awkward, not-terribly-attractive guy with a huge penis and no idea how to get the word out.

I'm rooting for the poor saps who had their hearts broken by some harpy and fell into the wolfweb for consolation.

I'm rooting for the epic poster that had the courage to declare that his thread padding had just as much merit as everyone else's inane social activities.

I'm rooting for the meme-spawning masses and the three-words-in-quotes-and-all-caps guys.

I'm rooting for the ones who still proudly declare, after all these years, that all your base does, in fact, belong to them.

I'm rooting for the shy people that respond to meeting a new girl by posting a picture of a shark feeding frenzy.

I'm rooting for TWW.

12/8/2009 2:54:56 PM

haha

10/10

12/8/2009 2:56:24 PM

grumpy is rooting for a massive pity orgy

12/8/2009 2:56:53 PM

Quote :

"MEME SPAWNING MASSES"

12/8/2009 2:58:12 PM

He says he's not rooting for himself, but it really seems otherwise.

12/8/2009 2:58:50 PM

i want to be welcomed into the crushing throes of death

12/8/2009 2:59:20 PM

Nah, man. None of those things I rooted for really apply to me.

May I remind you, every time I start posting like this I at least get us tits.

12/8/2009 3:04:05 PM

man fuck this thread. girls are just gay guys with pussies.

12/8/2009 3:05:01 PM

after carefully pouring over every part of this thread (read: i browsed though the pages for 20 seconds or so) i have come to a conclusion:

12/8/2009 3:09:16 PM

What kind of dummy makes a thread like this

12/8/2009 3:17:41 PM

Quote :

"man fuck this thread. girls are just gay guys with pussies."

aahah aw0t

12/8/2009 3:23:46 PM

I know we haven't talked much lately, but I did vote for you to have a budget, I thought we were friends!

12/8/2009 3:53:34 PM

i'd like it if everyone just dropped this please. consider this thread dead.

12/8/2009 5:14:05 PM

you fucking wish

12/8/2009 5:15:08 PM

It was dead pretty much until you bttt'd.

12/8/2009 5:15:45 PM

I thought I delivered a pretty impassioned plea for your cooperation with the aims of this thread. Either I didn't, or you're a cold, soulless bitch.

I'm leaning towards the bitch one.

12/8/2009 6:31:20 PM

you get you some dick? or are you just being prudish?

12/8/2009 7:04:59 PM

I'll take the hit on this one, gents.

12/8/2009 7:35:40 PM

Quote :

"sorry TWW, nothing will come of this."

more like:

Quote :

"sorry TWW, nothing will come of cum in this. "

amirite?

12/8/2009 7:42:32 PM

Quote :

"She told me to find her a good lay, I couldn't think of any single guy friends of mine that she would like, so I told her I was going to ask TWW and she did not fight it."

So how would you know which one of your guy friends was a good lay?

12/8/2009 7:45:02 PM

just give me an hour with her. i will give her the most boring, unimpressive sexing of her life

12/8/2009 7:46:01 PM

i'd hit it

12/8/2009 7:49:18 PM

worst dumbledore ever

12/8/2009 7:51:09 PM

set em up

12/8/2009 7:58:16 PM