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2/11/2010 5:50:47 PM

Sounds like this waitress has a

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"FIRST WORLD PROBLEM"

2/11/2010 6:27:33 PM

Update:

Yesterday, I come home pretty late at night and find my roommate hanging out on the couch with the waitress's friend (who was also over during the incident). I politely said hello and it was good to see her again and then went upstairs. Looks like he got some pussy out of the whole thing. Bros before hos aside, I cant say that I havent stooped to this low at times to chase some skirt around.

also

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"this girl sounds white. i bet she was white."

how many black hipster waitresses do you know?

2/11/2010 11:46:08 PM

I would just call her slut.

2/12/2010 2:06:24 AM

^ And then give her a squirt on the face with your MANnaise.

2/12/2010 2:20:02 AM

I used to get fucking furious when I worked at Wal-Mart and people would refer to me as a cartpusher.

I was a CART RETRIEVAL TECHNICIAN. Shit was important and other stuff.

2/12/2010 2:25:27 AM

Technician my ass. Those damn carts still managed to hit people's cars. You have to EARN the title of "TECHNICIAN."

2/12/2010 2:34:45 AM

Target uses these mechanical cart retrieval carts so they can steer in like 70 at a time in a long line. I bet the kid who operates that needs to go to tech school.

2/12/2010 9:03:04 AM

ask your buddy how banging the waitress was.... see if he corrects you...

2/12/2010 10:26:34 AM

^ Ask him in front of her. See if she corrects him as well.

2/12/2010 11:35:49 AM

ugh why did the update not include you figuring out what the hell they meant

2/12/2010 11:44:30 AM