^good thinkin

2/22/2010 1:46:40 AM

jersey86 is pissed

2/22/2010 1:47:21 AM

me and jersey are tight ill talk her down

2/22/2010 1:48:19 AM

who the hell are you? and who told you about my tightness?

2/22/2010 1:49:34 AM

2/22/2010 1:50:08 AM

me and jersey go WAY back

2/22/2010 1:51:00 AM

HEYO and ive heard rumors

2/22/2010 1:51:01 AM

but not as far as me and BUBBLEBOBBLE

2/22/2010 1:51:22 AM

"You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third grade."


what movie? NO googling!

2/22/2010 1:52:00 AM

2/22/2010 1:52:29 AM

2/22/2010 1:53:21 AM

CRANK dat

2/22/2010 1:53:40 AM

im beginnin to think that half the ppl on tww are actually bubble bobble...including the half that didnt post on the std-free thread. ?

2/22/2010 1:54:28 AM

that hurts, jersey

2/22/2010 1:55:00 AM

^^the terrifying thing is that may not be far from the truth

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 1:55 AM. Reason : ;]

2/22/2010 1:55:01 AM

its only cause you are posting late at night

2/22/2010 1:55:12 AM

posted in the wrong thread

2/22/2010 1:57:06 AM

^^ awws you got a kitler! <3

2/22/2010 1:57:31 AM

Quote :

"I think I'm good at porking fat chicks"

ha ok reading that is the happiest i will get all day. going back to bed now

2/22/2010 12:12:00 PM

I can assert completely and absolutely

that if you think a guy who is a great dancer is also a great lay

you are at some point going to be quite mistaken, and embarrassed

ladies

there is a huge difference in being a good dancer, and being willing to dance and let loose.



[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:17 PM. Reason : dfdfs]

2/22/2010 12:15:50 PM

^

2/22/2010 12:16:52 PM

guys who are great dancers are waaaayy too self-indulgent to be a considerate (good) lay. just my 2 cents.

2/22/2010 12:17:48 PM

I'm average in bed...but in my defense, its hard to be really good in bed when you're so well endowed

2/22/2010 12:21:47 PM

^^ yeah. makes sense.

anyway, if this whole...you gotta be a good dancer to be good in bed, stuff is true, then i'm totally fucked. no pun intended. i've been told im a terrible dancer. a few times. coming from people who haven't had sex with me. hahaha. then again, i only dance...or attempt to dance... if im super sloshed....so maybe i'll use that as my excuse for being bad.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:22 PM. Reason : .]

2/22/2010 12:22:31 PM

Quote :

"guys who are great dancers are waaaayy too self-indulgent to be a considerate (good) lay."

No...they just have rhythm.

There is no direct correlation. Guys who can dance might have the advantage of possibly being good in bed...but it doesn't make them good in bed.

2/22/2010 12:24:33 PM

Quote :

"For me its how they move on the dance floor, If they are good and fluid =win "

Only queers dance.

2/22/2010 12:26:21 PM

I've seen girls who are freaks on the dancefloor, dropping their ass and dancing all sexy as hell...who are reserved in bed

2/22/2010 12:29:00 PM

it's probably because they don't have an audience anymore.

2/22/2010 12:29:59 PM

well, if you ask me, having a good sense of rhythm, and being a good dancer are two VERY different, independent things, that only seldom couple. there are MILES of people with a solid sense of rhythm who couldn't give 2 shits about dancing.

^exactly. dancing is such a fucking spectator sport. I, too, have known PLENTY of women who straight up get it on the dance floor, who are absolute prudes at intimate moments.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:32 PM. Reason : dancing hasn't shit to do with fucking. stop watching television, ladies.]

2/22/2010 12:31:24 PM

good kisser = good in bed

2/22/2010 12:34:10 PM

the smaller the dick the better in bed he is

2/22/2010 12:34:44 PM

^^that's probably a much closer assessment. small intimacies are the best indication, by far...how they use their hands, etc.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:35 PM. Reason : dfsaff]

2/22/2010 12:35:03 PM

^^ Sorry, dude, that may be what your girlfriend told you but LOL.

2/22/2010 12:36:38 PM

damn it and i was finally getting comfortable

2/22/2010 12:37:27 PM

yeah, I'm certainly no mandingo, but that's just silly.

i know girls who have nearly cried about the size of one's penis during a tryst.

^lol

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 12:37 PM. Reason : sdafasdf]

2/22/2010 12:37:40 PM

i'm an internet dude

and i fuck great

2/22/2010 12:38:10 PM

2/22/2010 12:38:31 PM

WOW.

2/22/2010 12:39:51 PM

Quote :

"the smaller the dick the better in bed he is"

i guess guys with smaller dicks try harder in bed because they're insecure about their size and feel like they have to make up for it and really try to please the other person...whereas if they know they're big, i guess they figure they dont need to try because all girls want is size....which is a sad assumption for the bigger guys to make. *yawn*

2/22/2010 12:41:41 PM

^so i'm right HEYO

2/22/2010 12:42:37 PM

well played

2/22/2010 12:44:05 PM

Quote :

"exactly. dancing is such a fucking spectator sport."

Sounds like something that would come from someone who can't dance.

Sure, there are a good number of people who dance to impress people...but I would say the majority of people dance because they like to dance and have fun dancing. That's why I dance. I could give two shits what people think about me while I'm dancing.

And although my dancing might have absolutely nothing to do with my love making abilities...it has gotten me laid on several occasions.

2/22/2010 12:47:40 PM

^thats what they are saying though. just cause you dance doesnt mean you can fuck.

2/22/2010 12:49:07 PM

Quote :

"i guess guys with smaller dicks try harder in bed because they're insecure about their size and feel like they have to make up for it and really try to please the other person..."

Ah, yes.... The fat-chicks-give-great-head theory.

2/22/2010 12:50:49 PM

ability to dance = having rhythm

which is essential to good fucking

2/22/2010 12:52:14 PM

Quote :

"Ah, yes.... The fat-chicks-give-great-head theory."

and chicks-with-no-tits

2/22/2010 12:54:40 PM

I'm a horrid dancer. Just saying...

2/22/2010 12:55:24 PM

and depending on the situation, a good dancer can illustrate he has strength and endurance as well

it is a plausible theory

although I don't think it's exclusive. In other words: all good dancers MAY be good in bed, but that doesn't mean that bad dancers are bad in bed.

2/22/2010 12:58:31 PM

lol at everything here

2/22/2010 1:01:21 PM

obviously yall missed it. to be good in bed you have to have a small dick jesus

2/22/2010 1:02:34 PM