check in with us when youre like 60, ok

2/24/2010 12:54:27 AM

^^It's a safe bet that, because you avoided becoming fat once, you will avoid becoming fat for the next fifty or sixty years until your death

[Edited on February 24, 2010 at 12:54 AM. Reason : carets]

2/24/2010 12:54:36 AM

You know you're a fat chick when.....

All your jeans have holes in them where your inner thighs rub together.

2/24/2010 12:55:09 AM

no, but it speaks to having a different mindset than "fuck it, lemme resolve myself to this"

2/24/2010 12:55:34 AM

The clear implication of your acceptance that you may one day be fat is that one day you will resolve yourself to becoming fat and quit trying to avoid it.

You are not good at this game.

2/24/2010 12:57:07 AM

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"Dammit100: nah, i don't get bent out of shape about people's fatness unless they're laying on my back. as someone else pointed out, this is a CC thread."

That was my impression. Until now, you had always come off as a very cool guy.

So it's bizarre that now you would get all weird as if somebody had laid on your back. Did your lady's large friend jump on your back as joke? Is your lady actually large or something?

You don't make no sense. And your strange posts about purse size don't communicate anything except your unique observations.

2/24/2010 12:57:50 AM

holy "logic" jump, batman! where the hell did you pull that from?

2/24/2010 12:58:24 AM

nobody said you had to be resolved to anything. but you are only a back injury and resulting depression from being in a glass house...

2/24/2010 12:58:25 AM

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"nah, i don't get bent out of shape about people's fatness unless they're laying on my back"

that was a joke

2/24/2010 12:59:16 AM

I just eat. Imean when I'm hungry I eat. When I'm not hungry I eat. Sometimes I binge eat anddont purge afterwards. I have done any sort of cardio work in a few years. I just live my life how I want right now.

2/24/2010 1:01:22 AM

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" Imean when I'm hungry I eat"

[/juliushodge]

2/24/2010 1:02:07 AM

speaking of eating, I need to go do that right now

2/24/2010 1:02:10 AM

OMG NOBODY OVER 150 POUNDS HAS EVER CONTRIBUTED ANYTHING USEFUL TO SOCIETY EVAAAAAAAAAAR!


But on the reals, I've seen a lot of my friends/family/etc get married, and I noticed that they usually marry someone around the same level of attractive-ness. You prolly won't see Brad Pitt adopting babies with that chick from Precious anytime soon.


That said, until I see People magazine scouting NCSU for it's Sexiest Men issue, you fatty haters need to step off.

You ain't no prize, son.

2/24/2010 1:02:36 AM

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"holy "logic" jump, batman! where the hell did you pull that from?"

Yeah, yeah, mock it all you want, but you basically admitted, "I may get fat one day, but the fact that I didn't get fat this time means I'm different from all those other fat people." Which is lame.

Ultimately, the categories of human being break down into this:

1) People who just don't get fat, for whatever reason. These are mildly annoying to those in category #2, and very annoying to #4.
2) People who could get fat, but work very hard to avoid that, because they don't want to be fat. These people are annoying to #4.
3) People who could get fat, but don't do anything to avoid it because it's not that important to them to avoid being fat. These people shouldn't be annoying to anybody. They made their choice and they ran with it.
4) People who could get fat, but do nothing to avoid getting fat and then bitch about how fat they are. These people are annoying to everybody, and nobody should care how annoyed they are by #1 and #2.
5) People who can't avoid being fat, either because they actually want to be (for some reason) or have a legitimate disorder (which is rare). These people should not be annoying to anybody.

2/24/2010 1:03:51 AM

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"Yeah, yeah, mock it all you want, but you basically admitted, "I may get fat one day, but the fact that I didn't get fat this time means I'm different from all those other fat people." Which is lame."

if you can show me how you came to this conclusion, i'll be...fuckin...surprised.

2/24/2010 1:05:11 AM

I'll be honest. While I think that guys that are in great physical shape are hot I'm more attracted to the average Joe body shape.

Any average joes out there into a sexy body like mine?

2/24/2010 1:06:06 AM

So this Dammit100 dude isn't even for real?

He's just vaguely complaining about people who are larger than him?

Weird.

And pathetic, for real.

2/24/2010 1:06:29 AM

waaaaah even fat chicks are "too cute" for me

2/24/2010 1:07:08 AM

Quote :

"You don't make no sense."

2/24/2010 1:08:01 AM

This thread got to 3 pages fast.

2/24/2010 1:09:13 AM

bridget, i'm not complaining. i'm being critical. everyone's welcome to do whatever the hell they want. i want(ed) to point out that women built like terrence cody shouldn't be rockin' bedazzled shirts.

[Edited on February 24, 2010 at 1:11 AM. Reason : ,]

2/24/2010 1:10:26 AM

First of all...is that a reference to Mitch Hedberg?

Second of all...


You said last time you seemed to be gaining weight (because of higher pants sizes) you lost ten pounds. Spectacular. Except this was in response to the suggestion that one day you were likely, statistically speaking, to join the ranks of the fatties. When I suggested that the one (your having lost weight when you started getting fatter) did not logically lead to the other (that you would never join the ranks of the fat), you responded with "no, but [my having lost weight previously] speaks to having a different mindset than 'fuck it, lemme resolve myself to [getting fat].'"

In that last statement you concede that

1) You do not deny the possibility that you will become fat one day, directly contradicting your previous statement

yet at the same time claim that

2) You do not have a mentality that allows you to accept becoming fat

If the second is true (not that you've demonstrated as much), then the first cannot be true. In the more likely event that you do not have some innate fat-avoiding mentality, the first claim is true but not the second.

This has been GrumpyGOP wasting time being an asshole because he can't go to sleep yet, and because you're being a fuckhead.

2/24/2010 1:10:27 AM

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"First of all...is that a reference to Mitch Hedberg?"

yes

and i fail to see how having the realization that i put on a few, and put a halt to that means i'm conceding that i could one day be fat. sure, i COULD become fat one day, anyone could. But barring a catastrophic injury, I don't see that happening. there's the matter of pride in my appearance.

2/24/2010 1:14:11 AM

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"It's a safe bet that, because you avoided becoming fat once, you will avoid becoming fat for the next fifty or sixty years until your death"

Quote :

"no, but it speaks to having a different mindset than "fuck it, lemme resolve myself to this""

One would hope that you consider it a "safe bet" that you won't one day encounter a catastrophic injury. Or are you a BASE jumper or something?

2/24/2010 1:16:57 AM

Yall I'm gonna be serious for a second.




There are some serious issues that can affect people who are overweight. I just discovered one of whoch I'm am suffering from no more than two minutes ago. I have a planters wart on the bottom of my foot but because I'm too fat to get my face down to my foot or my foot up to my face to look at it. Won't be able to pick it out and I'll be forced to buy wart remover now.
Also in the process of trying to look at my foot I ended up rolling ver on my back and had trouble righting myself. I looked like a weeble.

2/24/2010 1:17:44 AM

i was saying "no" to your implied use of a jump to conclusions mat

2/24/2010 1:18:51 AM

^I have no idea what that means. Yeah, I've seen Office Space, but I'm still not following.
---
SAWAHASH WE ARE BEING PLENTY SERIOUS WITHOUT NEEDING YOU TO REMIND US THAT THERE ARE FAT GIRLS COVERED IN WARTS WHO ARE DYING TO GIVE HEAD OUT THERE!!!

It's distracting.

[Edited on February 24, 2010 at 1:20 AM. Reason : ]

2/24/2010 1:19:30 AM

$10 wart remover.... SERIOUS BUSINESS!

2/24/2010 1:20:10 AM

The guys are gonna love me if I ever lose enough weight and get thin and attractive. Cause then I'll be a hot chick with a fat girls personality.

[Edited on February 24, 2010 at 1:24 AM. Reason : ]

2/24/2010 1:23:27 AM

but will you still be as loving of gay dudes?

2/24/2010 1:25:08 AM

and

this is the portion the fatties should be eating

2/24/2010 1:25:12 AM

GrumpyGOP, at one point, images of Dammit100 and his mother were available on TWW through WRAL. They are both very, very, very thin and lanky despite what he reports about pants sizes.

Quote :

"Dammit100: bridget, i'm not complaining. i'm being critical. everyone's welcome to do whatever the hell they want. i want(ed) to point out that women built like terrence cody shouldn't be rockin' bedazzled shirts."

If you're being critical of something that doesn't really affect you, then you're definitely complaining. This whole time, I've expected you to reveal the real cause of your consternation and for it to be something crazy oppressive or some shit...instead, you just don't like fat people to bedazzle their shirts? Why all of the sudden do you have a problem with what people do? You used to be cool.

2/24/2010 1:26:07 AM

^^ Make sure to get the big purse.

2/24/2010 1:26:15 AM

^^^^ of course. It's like when someone becomes famous they still love their non famous friends cause they were friends before the big life changes.

[Edited on February 24, 2010 at 1:28 AM. Reason : ]

2/24/2010 1:27:30 AM

i never expected this thread to be serious.

2/24/2010 1:32:30 AM

Fat chicks are serious bizness

2/24/2010 1:33:48 AM

Dude, it's my fault, I'm bored as hell. Sleep schedule's off. Plus, the last thing my father said before he died was, "Son, fat chicks give the best head. Cause they HONGRY." So it's important to me.

2/24/2010 1:34:50 AM

haha. good stuff. from my research, there's pretty much no correlation btw gerth of female and quality of head. now, there might be an inverse relationship btw teeth and quality of head. but i'm not huntin for a gummer.

2/24/2010 1:36:58 AM

Ah, well, at least you two had this moment to connect.

2/24/2010 1:40:37 AM

and it was enjoyable. so are we all gonna get together for beers and a photo op?

2/24/2010 1:42:00 AM

after a while on this site, you learn to quit caring.

2/24/2010 1:42:28 AM

My shirts are all bedazzled.

I gotta sit this one out.

2/24/2010 1:43:29 AM

I have no idea what "bedazzled" means

But I've fucked heavy girls before, and I'm bound to do it again. I don't set out with it as a goal or anything, but at the end of the day, some guys like thin chicks, thick chicks, white chicks, black chicks, asian chicks, etc.

I like chicks, man.

Maybe that means I have low standards. Maybe that means my brain is fulfilling its evolutionary imperative to spread my (obviously superior) genetics.

But probably mostly the "low standards" one

2/24/2010 1:45:50 AM

well, as long as your dick isn't a white supremacist.

2/24/2010 1:47:28 AM

why, "black bitches, stop trying to be cute" doesnt have the same charm?

2/24/2010 2:32:15 AM

At least some fat girls try to look cute. When I was heavier, I wore sweats/tracksuits everywhere and just tried to make myself disappear. Total insecurity issue. I think it's great when a bigger girl has the confidence to wear cute clothes and make herself shine. While fat can be a turnoff to some, I would venture to say that low self-esteem is a bigger turnoff.

2/24/2010 6:14:43 AM

low-self esteem is one of my biggest turn-ons

2/24/2010 6:30:46 AM

The good thing about dating someone with low self-esteem is that they're prob willing to receive buttsecks.

The bad thing about dating someone with low self-esteem is that you have to deal with them when they call you ten times a day, wondering why you don't pick up when you're at work.

Pros and cons to errythang.

2/24/2010 6:35:57 AM

2/24/2010 8:04:11 AM

Quote :

"so how the fuck does a thread about fatties and purses turn in to my boyfriend asking out kadwackle?! "

haha

Quote :

" ^^ HELLO HE SAID "US" THREE SOMEEEEEE you wouldn't get left out duhhh "

dur..girls

2/24/2010 8:12:38 AM