her ass is fan-fuckin-tastic.

3/19/2010 9:12:15 PM

kiljadn, do me a solid....


you see, I'm a bit too far away to boink ddk, therefore I can't see her jigglies
so go ahead and rail her, take pictures, and email them to me
don't forget to blur yourself out of the pics first. thx.


p.s., do the following positions: doggy, cowgirl, two steppin dinosaur

3/19/2010 9:14:52 PM

man you know how I do


I was planning on frogstompin it, reverse cowgirl, kick-flip 69, and THEN two steppin t-rexin

3/19/2010 9:22:11 PM

3/19/2010 9:23:59 PM

say word, son. say word.

3/19/2010 9:25:08 PM

all you fuckers are getting cut

3/19/2010 9:28:15 PM

u mad?

3/19/2010 9:44:42 PM

3/19/2010 9:54:43 PM

3/19/2010 9:56:01 PM

I tried to sneak a peak at ddk's donk...

the following is an explicit account of what happened:



lesson learned

3/19/2010 9:56:07 PM

i have seen ddk's donk

3/19/2010 9:57:02 PM

^^ you let something like that deter you?

3/19/2010 9:58:52 PM

dude, have you ever been blasted by an ignited fart that can somehow talk well enough to say 'HI' ?!

terrifying shit, man.

3/19/2010 10:00:07 PM

i'd sabre-rattle, in a gentlemanly fashion

3/19/2010 10:01:53 PM

I'd like to put some books on her shelf.


If you get my drift.

3/19/2010 10:05:47 PM

3/19/2010 10:09:23 PM

How about a trip to pound-town, DDK?

3/19/2010 10:18:17 PM

that is sure to work

3/19/2010 10:18:49 PM

What if it did work though, that'd be awesome.

3/19/2010 10:20:33 PM

Please don't cut me!!

3/19/2010 10:41:53 PM

Quote :

"KICK FLIP 69"

3/19/2010 11:01:10 PM

I've always loved ddk but I now think I love her donk even more:

3/19/2010 11:06:23 PM

do you think knopp will give me extra credit if i wear that outfit to class

3/19/2010 11:07:20 PM

^Absolutely.



I'd give you extra credit AND private tutoring

3/19/2010 11:08:52 PM

3/19/2010 11:17:01 PM

She is everything special to me!

3/19/2010 11:45:16 PM

her cycle makes the whole room smell like camel blood.

3/19/2010 11:46:10 PM

ahahahahaahhaha WTF

3/19/2010 11:46:58 PM

3/19/2010 11:47:18 PM

I'd buy her a shot.

3/19/2010 11:49:20 PM

dude emce. wtf.

3/19/2010 11:50:41 PM

3/19/2010 11:51:34 PM

I heard that Shalazar the Wizard's dick is so big, when he pulls it out, da whole room smells like a dick.

3/19/2010 11:52:30 PM

3/20/2010 12:06:45 AM

when is the next karaoke night ddk?

3/20/2010 12:08:27 AM

i go to trivia now

3/20/2010 12:11:27 AM

fuck trivia

[Edited on March 20, 2010 at 12:17 AM. Reason : I'm just hatin' cause the hours I work prevent me from ever doing trivia]

3/20/2010 12:17:15 AM

karaoke was teh same hours?

3/20/2010 12:20:50 AM

I ♥ chicks who know random shit.

3/20/2010 12:20:57 AM

all the trivia nights I've seen happen late in the evening on weekdays

I know I've seen karaoke that continues on later in the night

3/20/2010 12:22:35 AM

what a strange thing to like about a girl

3/20/2010 12:22:47 AM

dirty mirror. dealbreaker.

3/20/2010 8:47:29 AM

^^^^well then you don't like kate cuz she don't know shit!

3/20/2010 9:09:27 AM

haha it's true. I just show up and give all the wrong answers

3/20/2010 9:15:05 AM

except the myth about eating spiders. BUT THAT IS IT!

3/20/2010 9:24:56 AM

i get the foodnetwork stuff right too

cornstarch in the powdered sugar

3/20/2010 9:31:31 AM

if you had that picture up as your facebook profile i would totally poke you

3/20/2010 2:50:07 PM

I, TOO, WOULD POKE THAT

3/20/2010 3:10:55 PM

w/e gunzz you didn't add me as a friend

3/20/2010 3:31:31 PM

called out

3/20/2010 3:42:39 PM