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5/12/2010 5:51:27 PM

I just made a Jesus status. Please don't defriend me.

5/12/2010 11:37:11 PM

i turn email notifications off for 99% of things...

5/13/2010 10:49:58 AM

Quote :

"all these chicks i know are having babies so i keep seeing all these baby pics come across my newsfeed. newborn babies are gross"

That reminds me of a friend who described his daughter, who was born via C-Section because the umbilical cord wrapped around her neck, as looking like "an old grey piece of turkey meat" when she was born. He was trying to get the point across about how surreal of an experience it was, but all I could think was "WTF, did that dude just say his newborn looked like an old grey piece of turkey meat?" lol.

5/13/2010 11:56:10 AM

i'm really this close to deleting my facebook account. i do not need to know this much about people. but i'm super nosey so i don't really want to.

5/13/2010 2:46:20 PM

^^^^

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5/13/2010 2:51:32 PM

[vanity search]

Quote :

""I never want to make a comment on Joie's status updates, because inevitably about 30 other people will as well, and my e-mail will be flooded with Joe also commented on Joie's Status Tom also commented on Joie's Status Rick also commented on Joie's Status Mary also commented on Joie's Status Steve also commented on Joie's Status Ron also commented on Joie's Status Jack also commented on Joie's Status Peter also commented on Joie's Status Sally also commented on Joie's Status""

lol.
i have my notifications sent to a spam email address.

5/18/2010 9:26:51 PM

Quote :

" This oil spill is a headache. Not because of the toll on the Gulf Coast economy or the environment. But because of the term, Oil Spill. When Southern California got hit by a earthquake, they changed the name of the fault line from MexiCali Fault to Bush's Fault, and the problem went away. The oil spill is a challenge, because nobody can figure out a way to change it from Oil Spill to something with Bush's name in it."

What the hell does this even mean?

5/26/2010 6:05:13 PM