dear little me,
-your mother is a crazy bitch and your family is dysfunctional; get over it.
-Go to the doctor, not your dad, a different one, you have serious problems, do it while your on thier health insurance.
-your dad doesn't want to admit there is anything wrong.
-find out about g'ma's health history - you will be living it soon.
-Do Not Go to Italy!!
-maybe you should have stayed in pre-med or business school, Art history will not get you a job.
-just b/c your ex bf lives near Duke is a shitty reason not to apply/ you should think harder about transfering there your freshman year.
-You love your sorrority, but accept the other bid!
-dress up more and take better care of yourself.
-not all other women are evil, make some female friends.
-take classes on how to interact with people, it will make your life easier.
-Listen to Tiska more
-don't sell the porsche
-DO NOT GO TO ITALY!

other than that you are doing awesome. you do some dumb-as* shi*, but that is part of growing up and nothing permanant. You're a good kid, you get to do awesome shit later on. Keep livin the dream.

me

5/11/2010 9:20:40 AM

Damn, this thread just makes me have so many questions for people. I want to know more!!!

please elaborate on lists.

lil' bull doza

keep having fun, but pay better attention in calculus class..[I made it through pre calc and calc and didnt learn a damn thing, but was able to pass b/c i brought in enough extra credit tissue boxes and batteries. ] Also, keep playing the trumpet. I know playing in the concert band is lame, but make the effort to find some music you would actually like to play.

That one time when you smoked pot and lost your bag. It's not somewhere around your house for your parents to find. Its in your buddy Joshs car, so dont stress. He will find it and throw it out his window, telling you he doesnt want his friends doing drugs, but will turn to much harder substances in the coming years.

Go camping/fishing/hang out with your buddies as much as possible. You will always miss those days once you part ways.

[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 10:05 AM. Reason : e]

5/11/2010 10:04:46 AM

Quote :

"-not all other women are evil, make some female friends."

I wish I had learned this earlier as well.

5/11/2010 10:08:15 AM

Quote :

"-Listen to more Ghostface Killah, and model your life after his words."

Also, get out of NC as soon as possible. Try to get into a better school for your freshman year of college instead of having to transfer in to State the following year (or anywhere else you would have/could have gone). Your SAT score will probably get you in a lot of places if you had just applied to them, and also mentally applied yourself a little bit more in high school instead of trying to figure yourself out as a person. That's what all the free time you'll have in college is for.

Further, I know you grew up like every other kid thinking you would be a professional baseball player someday. But you won't even come close. Just go have fun and play every sport you can. Get a better jumpshot too. As a white kid who can't dunk, it's all you've got.

Finally, don't stop reading things and absorbing all the info you can. And when you discover conservative talk radio toward the end of high school, just take it with a grain of salt. You'll feel ridiculous about a lot of your "opinions" once you get into the "real world"

[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 10:28 AM. Reason : wow that was cathartic]

5/11/2010 10:16:58 AM

Dear Panthro,

- You should never let that fat girl take advantage of you and take your virginity at age 14.
- Don't think twice about sleeping with the 21 year old babysitter of little bro and sis when you are 16, but be aware that it's going to turn you into a sex crazed maniac.
- Stay away from Cocaine, ecstasy, LSD, and mushrooms, or at least don't do them that much.
- Don't spend so much time chasing that girl during your senior year of high school. You will regret all of the time you missed with your friends
- WRAP IT UP in college. It's going to be fun sleeping with as many people as you will, but you've got to remember to wrap it up. you will sleep with some shady, shady characters.
- take care of your back. All of the football, basketball and tennis is going to ruin your spine and when you get about 10-15 years from now, you will pay for it.
- don't be an idiot. On November 16th, 2002, wear a helmet when you get on that 4 wheeler. And if you don't, prepare to be fucked up royally for about a year thereafter.

5/11/2010 10:31:09 AM

-have sex with your hot math teacher now, but dont tell anyone...

5/11/2010 10:36:42 AM

I get the sense G.O.D had a bad trip to Italy...

[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 10:38 AM. Reason : c]

5/11/2010 10:37:59 AM

-treat them rough and you'll get the muff. don't ask why. that's just how the universe is.

5/11/2010 10:43:29 AM

^ ahaha

- You're a good kid, but you have to take care of yourself before anyone else.

5/11/2010 10:44:01 AM

This thread had a pretty good turnout.

5/11/2010 12:49:40 PM

now only if it worked!

[Edited on May 11, 2010 at 12:50 PM. Reason : ..]

5/11/2010 12:50:23 PM