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10/2/2008 10:02:31 PM

marko (11:42) : WAN PEE EM
chembob (11:59) : how did this thread die? http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=448633
ReceiveDeath (12:02) : kthx marko
XSMP (12:21) : the beast is loose

10/5/2008 12:24:22 PM

evan (11:58) : http://listen.wolfwebradio.net:8000/high
XSMP (11:58) : nvmd
XSMP (11:59) : i can c/p just didn't think to use winamp first....i assumed things had gone webbased due to the previous comapatibility comment
evan (12:00) : mpeg streams are, and will always be, mpeg streams, son.
evan (12:00) : zomg string quartet tribute!!!! best evar.
XSMP (12:01) : cept yours is an MP3 stream lols
evan (12:02) : ...mp3 = mpeg 1 layer 3

ahaha

10/8/2008 9:08:15 AM

vonjordan3 (3:39) : Guess we will have our first TWW court case
miska (3:46) : didn't sarose try all that bullshit?
ambrosia1231 (3:46) : she would have made a great gf for dnl
XSMP (3:49) : so would you

10/8/2008 3:50:39 PM

Sweden (6:14) : i'm not back yet
Sevan (6:16) : i'm currently away
vonjordan3 (6:22) : i read that as "i'm currently gay"
ReceiveDeath (6:23) : icwydt





[Edited on October 12, 2008 at 6:54 PM. Reason : .]

10/12/2008 6:49:54 PM

Quote :

"Sweden (6:14) : i'm not back yet [user]Sevan[/user] (6:16) : i'm currently away vonjordan3 (6:22) : i read that as "i'm currently gay" ReceiveDeath (6:23) : icwydt"

fail

10/12/2008 6:51:48 PM

check the chatterbox....no fail

10/12/2008 6:53:15 PM

it reset so i can't, but even still that missing username should be evan no sevan

double self-pwnt

10/12/2008 6:58:25 PM

lolol wtf Sevan?

10/12/2008 6:59:09 PM

dunno - newfag thinks he's got it right...

10/12/2008 6:59:34 PM

my bad, lol, i was fuckin with the chatterbox script, thought you met that

10/12/2008 7:00:21 PM

SEVAN

10/12/2008 7:00:59 PM

Seven at the same time?

10/12/2008 7:02:23 PM

SEVAN

SEVEN EVANS

AH HA HA HA

10/12/2008 7:02:54 PM

I see what you're doing here

10/12/2008 7:03:14 PM

lol

10/12/2008 7:07:07 PM

evan (7:07) : John, by the grace of God King of England, Lord of Ireland, Duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and Count of Anjou, to his archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, barons, justices, foresters, sheriffs, stewards, servants, and to all his officials and loyal subjects, greeting. Know that before God, for the health of our soul and those of our ancestors and heirs, to the honour of God, the exaltation of the holy Church, and the better ordering of our kingdom, at the advice of our reverend fathers Stephen, archbishop of Canterbury, primate of all England, and cardinal of the holy Roman Church, Henry archbishop of Dublin, William bishop of London, Peter bishop of Winchester, Jocelin bishop of Bath and Glastonbury, Hugh bishop of Lincoln, Walter Bishop of Worcester, William bishop of Coventry, Benedict bishop of Rochester, Master Pandulf subdeacon and member of the papal household, Brother Aymeric master of the Knights of the Temple in England, William Marshal, earl of Pembroke, William earl of Salisbury, William earl of Warren, William earl of Arundel, Alan de Galloway constable of Scotland, Warin Fitz Gerald, Peter Fitz Herbert, Hubert de Burgh seneschal of Poitou, Hugh de Neville, Matthew Fitz Herbert, Thomas Basset, Alan Basset, Philip Daubeny, Robert de Roppeley, John Marshal, John Fitz Hugh, and other loyal subjects: 1. First, that we have granted to God, and by this present charter have confirmed for us and our heirs in perpetuity, that the English Church shall be free, and shall have its rights undiminished, and its liberties unimpaired. That we wish this so to be observed, appears from the fact that of our own free will, before the outbreak of the present dispute between us and our barons, we granted and confirmed by charter the freedom of the Church's elections - a right reckoned to be of the greatest necessity and importance to it - and caused this to be confirmed by Pope Innocent III. This freedom we shall observe ourselves, and desire to be observed in good faith by our heirs in perpetuity. We have also granted to all free men of our realm, for us and our heirs for ever, all the liberties written out below, to have and to keep for them and their heirs, of us and our heirs: 2. If any earl, baron, or other person that holds lands directly of the Crown, for military service, shall die, and at his death his heir shall be of full age and owe a `relief', the heir shall have his inheritance on payment of the ancient scale of `relief'. That is to say, the heir or heirs of an earl shall pay for the entire earl's barony, the heir or heirs of a knight l00s. at most for the entire knight's `fee', and any man that owes less shall pay less, in accordance with the ancient usage of `fees' 3. But if the heir of such a person is under age and a ward, when he comes of age he shall have his inheritance without `relief' or fine. 4. The guardian of the land of an heir who is under age shall take from it only reasonable revenues, customary dues, and feudal services. He shall do this without destruction or damage to men or property. If we have given the guardianship of the land to a sheriff, or to any person answerable to us for the revenues, and he commits destruction or damage, we will exact compensation from him, and the land shall be entrusted to two worthy and prudent men of the same `fee', who shall be answerable to us for the revenues, or to the person to whom we have assigned them. If we have given or sold to anyone the guardianship of such land, and he causes destruction or damage, he shall lose the guardianship of it, and it shall be handed over to two worthy and prudent men of the same `fee', who shall be similarly answerable to us. 5. For so long as a guardian has guardianship of such land, he shall maintain the houses, parks, fish preserves, ponds, mills, and everything else pertaining to it, from the revenues of the land itself. When the heir comes of age, he shall restore the whole land to him, stocked with plough teams and such implements of husbandry as the season demands and the revenues from the land can reasonably bear. 6. Heirs may be given in marriage, but not to someone of lower social standing. Before a marriage takes place, it shall be' made known to the heir's next-of-kin. 7. At her husband's death, a widow may have her marriage portion and inheritance at once and without trouble. She shall pay nothing for her dower, marriage portion, or any inheritance that she and her husband held jointly on the day of his death. She may remain in her husband's house for forty days after his death, and within this period her dower shall be assigned to her. 8. No widow shall be compelled to marry, so long as she wishes to remain without a husband. But she must give security that she will not marry without royal consent, if she holds her lands of the Crown, or without the consent of whatever other lord she may hold them of. 9. Neither we nor our officials will seize any land or rent in payment of a debt, so long as the debtor has movable goods sufficient to discharge the debt. A debtor's sureties shall not be distrained upon so long as the debtor himself can discharge his debt. If, for lack of means, the debtor is unable to discharge his debt, his sureties shall be answerable for it. If they so desire, they may have the debtor's lands and rents until they have received satisfaction for the debt that they paid for him, unless the debtor can show that he has settled his obligations to them. 10. If anyone who has borrowed a sum of money from Jews dies before the debt has been repaid, his heir shall pay no interest on the debt for so long as he remains under age, irrespective of whom he holds his lands. If such a debt falls into the hands of the Crown, it will take nothing except the principal sum specified in the bond. 11. If a man dies owing money to Jews, his wife may have her dower and pay nothing towards the debt from it. If he leaves children that are under age, their needs may also be provided for on a scale appropriate to the size of his holding of lands. The debt is to be paid out of the residue, reserving the service due to his feudal lords. Debts owed to persons other than Jews are to be dealt with similarly. 12. No `scutage' or `aid' may be levied in our kingdom without its general consent, unless it is for the ransom of our person, to make our eldest son a knight, and (once) to marry our eldest daughter. For these purposes ouly a reasonable `aid' may be levied. `Aids' from the city of London are to be treated similarly. 13. The city of London shall enjoy all its ancient liberties and free customs, both by land and by water. We also will and grant that all other cities, boroughs, towns, and ports shall enjoy all their liberties and free customs. 14. To obtain the general consent of the realm for the assessment of an `aid' - except in the three cases specified above - or a `scutage', we will cause the archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, and greater barons to be summoned individually by letter. To those who hold lands directly of us we will cause a general summons to be issued, through the sheriffs and other officials, to come together on a fixed day (of which at least forty days notice shall be given) and at a fixed place. In all letters of summons, the cause of the summons will be stated. When a summons has been issued, the business appointed for the day shall go forward in accordance with the resolution of those present, even if not all those who were summoned have appeared. 15. In future we will allow no one to levy an `aid' from his free men, except to ransom his person, to make his eldest son a knight, and (once) to marry his eldest daughter. For these purposes only a reasonable `aid' may be levied. 16. No man shall be forced to perform more service for a knight's `fee', or other free holding of land, than is due from it. 17. Ordinary lawsuits shall not follow the royal court around, but shall be held in a fixed place. 18. Inquests of novel disseisin, mort d'ancestor, and darrein presentment shall be taken only in their proper county court. We ourselves, or in our absence abroad our chief justice, will send two justices to each county four times a year, and these justices, with four knights of the county elected by the county itself, shall hold the assizes in the county court, on the day and in the place where the court meets. 19. If any assizes cannot be taken on the day of the county court, as many knights and freeholders shall afterwards remain behind, of those who have attended the court, as will suffice for the administration of justice, having regard to the volume of business to be done. 20. For a trivial offence, a free man shall be fined only in proportion to the degree of his offence, and for a serious offence correspondingly, but not so heavily as to deprive him of his livelihood. In the same way, a merchant shall be spared his merchandise, and a husbandman the implements of his husbandry, if they fall upon the mercy of a royal court. None of these fines shall be imposed except by the assessment on oath of reputable men of the neighbourhood. 21. Earls and barons shall not be amerced save through their peers, and only according to the measure of the offence. 22. No clerk shall be amerced for his lay tenement ecept according to the manner of the other persons aforesaid; and not according to the amount of his ecclesiastical benefice. 23. Neither a town nor a man shall be forced to make bridges over the rivers, with the exception of those who, from of old and of right ought to do it. 24. No sheriff, constable, coroners, or other bailiffs of ours shall hold the pleas of our crown. 25. All counties, hundreds, wapentakes, and trithings--our demesne manors being exccepted--shall continue according to the old farms, without any increase at all.

10/12/2008 7:09:48 PM

niiiiice

10/12/2008 7:10:18 PM

fuck this shit my thread was here first

10/12/2008 7:15:21 PM

bottombaby (12:32) : i wanna bwn a troll
evan (12:32) : you can bwn me
ReceiveDeath (12:33) : fuck that she bwn me
ReceiveDeath (12:33) : that's right I'll use incorrect grammar and shit
evan (12:33) : i was all set up for bwnage tonight and then my bf was all "I HAVE CLASS IN THE MORNING I NEED TO SLEEP K?! *kiss*"
evan (12:33) : and then i was all like "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
ReceiveDeath (12:33) : gay
ReceiveDeath (12:33) : jk

10/13/2008 12:35:11 AM

chatterbox is not 8 lines

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

10/13/2008 12:35:45 AM

bottombaby (10:31) : and your mom has fetal alcohol syndrome
XSMP (10:32) : dnl does too
zorthage (10:33) : that explains it all!
OmarBadu (10:34) : i'm not sure there is a term to describe all of dnl's issues
bottombaby (10:34) : and yall, fetal alcohol syndrome is nothing to joke about. women everywhere are too drunk to use birth control. it's epidemic.

10/16/2008 12:03:25 AM

f.f. woodycooks

10/16/2008 12:04:09 AM

arn't you supposed to be in bed?

10/16/2008 12:11:37 AM

I'M IN THE CHATTERBOX SON

10/16/2008 12:12:12 AM

yes its true...wolfwebbers talk about me all the time

10/16/2008 12:12:16 AM

zorthage (11:40) : but you aren't real, so its all good
Sweden (11:45) : I heard haha, cool
vinylbandit (12:04) : ME! F.F. Woodycooks!
XSMP (12:15) : SaabTurbo (12:05) : I'M IN THE CHATTERBOX SON

[Edited on October 16, 2008 at 12:16 AM. Reason : ^^12:12:12]

10/16/2008 12:15:52 AM

mytwocents (4:50) : right here
Sweden (4:54) : you don't count
gunzz (5:08) : hello kitty kat
aaronburro (6:23) : meow

10/17/2008 6:59:35 PM

evan (1:48) : you really enjoy sarcasm, don't you?
OmarBadu (1:50) : it's a joy of mine
evan (1:50) : one of the few in your life, i'm sure

10/18/2008 1:52:04 AM

^ hey, you forgot to C&P the part where he made you look like a complete fool :-/

10/18/2008 1:53:52 AM

which part was that?

10/18/2008 1:55:20 AM

oh, I'm sorry. You'll have to do your own work.

I'm not a douchebag that posts things from the chatterbox. You know...the thing that people PAY to see?

10/18/2008 1:58:06 AM

^fuck you, cockbreath.
bottombaby (3:33) : my husband is also josh.
bottombaby (3:33) : he has the video and i do not know anyone who would want to deal w him.
drunknloaded (3:35) : i dont think emce was talking about dnl either
qntmfred (9:05) : stfu dnl

10/18/2008 9:18:02 AM

Walls1441 (3:28) : omg i'm wasted
Walls1441 (3:28) : lik dyou do'n' t even know
Walls1441 (3:28) : yea
XSMP (9:13) : morning tww

10/19/2008 9:14:25 AM

pilgrimshoes (2:40) : gross
NC86 (2:40) : your mom
pilgrimshoes (2:47) : at least she's not a ginger
NC86 (2:48) : its all pink in the inside

10/20/2008 3:06:09 PM

sawahash (7:40) : FIRST
XSMP (7:40) : 1
sumfoo1 (7:40) : 2
XSMP (7:40) : gdfagasddsa
qntmfred (7:42) : xsmp pwnt stay home
XSMP (7:43) :

10/22/2008 7:44:34 PM

XSMP (9:22) : 1

10/24/2008 9:23:35 PM

EMCE (12:55) : and think of ways to harass evan
evan (12:56) : that's what i do every morning
EMCE (1:27) : your face!
XSMP (3:21) : jerkfacejeff

10/25/2008 3:22:23 AM

evan (12:56) : that's what i do every morning
EMCE (1:27) : your face!
XSMP (3:21) : jerkfacejeff
evan (3:29) : you want to jerk off jeff? what?

10/25/2008 3:30:53 AM

qntmfred (8:58) : 4
Fhqwhgads (9:15) : mmm cookie crisp!
XSMP (9:48) : cooo00OOOOO000ookie crisp!
gunzz (9:49) : i fucking love cookie crisp

10/27/2008 9:50:12 AM

Walls1441 (10:31) : gunzz suspended fagturbo. GO
gunzz (10:55) : im not suspending saabturbo
XSMP (10:58) : he brings the lulz
qntmfred (11:01) : i like turbo. he brings the funnar
chembob (11:02) : walls is just jealous that he can't spam like saab
jackleg (11:09) : hahah you guys better leave saabturbo alone, he's the man

10/30/2008 11:13:11 AM

fuck this shit my thread was here first

10/30/2008 11:43:08 AM

qntmfred (4:33) : NOT GONNA WORK
miska (4:41) : NOT GONNA WORK
ReceiveDeath (4:54) : NOT GONNA WORK
jackleg (4:56) : sweet, oblinger is getting my name removed off ncsu.edu's news page

10/30/2008 4:57:56 PM

I'M UP IN DAT CHATTERBOX SON.

STEP OUTCHA FACE SON!

10/30/2008 5:00:21 PM

jackleg (5:02) : "because of Detective Rosser's rush to judgment and his choice to illegally arrest me outside of his juristiction with absolutely no probable cause"
chembob (5:05) : pwnt
XSMP (5:07) : get him!
XSMP (5:09) : SaabTurbo : I'M UP IN DAT CHATTERBOX SON. STEP OUTCHA FACE SON!

10/30/2008 5:09:19 PM

chembob (5:05) : pwnt
XSMP (5:07) : get him!
XSMP (5:09) : SaabTurbo : I'M UP IN DAT CHATTERBOX SON. STEP OUTCHA FACE SON!
chembob (5:10) : NOT GONNA WORK

10/30/2008 5:53:21 PM

gunzz (11:57) : do fags cry after blowjobs?
joe17669 (12:02) : does a bear shit in the woods?
ReceiveDeath (12:07) : AIDS found in Africa?!
EMCE (12:35) : lol @ gunzz

10/31/2008 12:44:28 PM

sawahash (10:13) : I'm not a lesbian...I enjoy dick
bottombaby (10:13) : profers butt. but only if you let me call you taequan
BiggzsIII (10:42) : Dick....someone call for me???
ReceiveDeath (12:01) : wtf is going on in here

11/1/2008 12:10:27 AM

Walls1441 (9:51) : Or is it?
chembob (9:51) : there are always plenty of people to troll, walls, you're not looking hard enough
Walls1441 (9:53) : don't call me walls like you know me
chembob (9:55) : it's in your screenname, good sir

11/1/2008 11:04:40 PM

LunaK (12:27) : so glad that you're hear to patrol the safety of chit chat
aaronburro (12:29) : i do what i can
aaronburro (12:47) : aha, flood control
XSMP (12:58) : tww hall monitor

11/2/2008 12:59:06 AM