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7/4/2008 3:04:40 PM

btw she texted me today...she was like "sorry i didnt get up w you yesterday i headed home shortly after i got back. are you gonna b around sun so i can get my things"


my response was "yeah i'll be around, but i already turned in your keys to the apt people"

7/4/2008 3:19:37 PM

I can't believe you showed her panties.

And I can't believe you rubbed one out with 'em!

I'm gonna go throw up now.

7/4/2008 5:09:37 PM

lol its all good...dont believe everything you read

7/4/2008 5:10:17 PM

Quote :

"I can't believe you showed her panties. And I can't believe you rubbed one out with 'em! I'm gonna go throw up now. "

Fixed

7/4/2008 5:13:27 PM

the way you and princesselia are making it sound, she should be flattered if i were to have rubbed one out anyways

7/4/2008 5:14:12 PM

still funny.

7/4/2008 5:25:40 PM

Quote :

"i guess its just strange cause i already jerked off in her apt; kinda like a dog that marks his territory"

Had I not read this, I would have suggested it. Good going DNL!


This is awesome! I wouldn't smell panties that had skid marks...but damn you haven't let us down! Don't rub one out in some fresh panties...cause if she gets raped, they will be on you like a stripper at a Duke Lacrosse party.



This thread made me laugh other than that.

7/4/2008 5:26:43 PM

^yeah thats another thing i was trying to be careful about....cum in her carpet is one thing cause the carpet is white and who is gonna dna test a carpet...but cum in her panties is kinda obvious that i was up to no good

7/4/2008 5:29:29 PM

You got it where it counts guy!

7/4/2008 6:14:18 PM

7/6/2008 3:22:35 PM

need proff this is real.

7/6/2008 5:03:36 PM

lol the 2 wolfwebbers that have seen the apt are suspended

7/6/2008 5:04:29 PM

someone plz lock this thread and lock up DnL while ur at it

7/6/2008 5:05:15 PM

7/6/2008 5:05:35 PM

take a pic of those panties with todays newspaper

7/6/2008 5:11:42 PM

btw

texted me today

"i'll be able to stop by around 4:30. that cool for you?"
"why- unless you got a key to your place"

"I thought u said u had my stuff"
"did you read my txt i sent the other day? i turned in your keys- that person u said would get the rest of your stuff never came"

"i dont remember"


i mean come on...

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 5:12 PM. Reason : .]

7/6/2008 5:12:16 PM

that's the stupidest request i have ever heard made of dnl
he can't afford today's paper - it's sunday, remember?

7/6/2008 5:12:46 PM

^lol i actually did buy a paper today

7/6/2008 5:13:11 PM

what 'stuff' does she mean? her dirty panties, or the pile of sugar free food? you should send her that

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 5:14 PM. Reason : hahahahahaha]

7/6/2008 5:14:05 PM

her bathroom stuff, litterbox, dishes and plates, stuff from her room, some clothes(including panties), etc etc et...just miscellaneous stuff she didnt take with her when she originally left...i got most of the food and threw out the rest

7/6/2008 5:15:47 PM

so <$50 worth?

7/6/2008 5:19:01 PM

one sec i'll take a pic...her blinds are still kinda open

7/6/2008 5:20:43 PM

they haven't cleaned that place yet? ew man...KP has fell off, and that's hard to imagine being possible.

7/6/2008 5:22:08 PM

fucking trinity properties man...i fucking wanted to leave them and they buy kp 3 days after i move in...gay...


our pool has literally only been open about 15 days so far





[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 5:26 PM. Reason : /]

7/6/2008 5:25:05 PM

that's fucking gross

7/6/2008 5:28:21 PM

haha...shoulda seen it without the 3 main piles of her stuff...everything was just scattered...shes def a cat person

[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 5:30 PM. Reason : one sec i can move the screen]



[Edited on July 6, 2008 at 5:33 PM. Reason : .]

7/6/2008 5:29:28 PM

ick

7/6/2008 5:49:54 PM

yeah the nerve she had in thinking i would carry all that shit over to my place is crazy...before she left she said her friend would get all of it and if there was anything her friend couldnt get i'd bring to my place(would just be a few things cause friend would get majority)

7/6/2008 5:53:30 PM

to conclude the story


she got the rest of her shit, left her chairs on my porch for a day, got them while i was at the apt, and is gone


thank god


i'm throwing this god awful smelling computer chair away

7/11/2008 6:12:38 PM

so i got 2 texts from her last night and one this morning

7/13/2008 11:35:16 AM

didnt want to make another thread about a seperate neighbor


so one of my other neighbors is jamaican...we chat all the time and whatnot...anyways...his mom(in fl) sent him some mangos...he just gave me one telling me it was ripe and shit...damn was it fucking GOOOOOOD

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 11:51 PM. Reason : hes like 53 and his mom has brain cancer ]

7/17/2008 11:51:17 PM

I thought you would've fucked it

You've hinted at that before

7/17/2008 11:52:21 PM

mangos are really good

7/17/2008 11:53:22 PM

^^the chick that i helped out? no sir i would not


i mean i guess i would if no one found out though...but whats the fun in fucking a chick if i cant even tell tww about it


^agreed...it was the first i've had in about 5 years

[Edited on July 17, 2008 at 11:53 PM. Reason : .]

7/17/2008 11:53:39 PM

no silly

not the chick

the mango

7/17/2008 11:54:56 PM

lol oh nah...they got a big ass seed...i still may do the cantalope thing soon though...def gonna be a one time type thing though if i do go through with it

7/17/2008 11:56:57 PM

not if you really like it

I want to try like on that website where he was talking about fucking an orange

but my dicks too big

I might try fucking a half eaten jar of peanut butter with honey poured into it

I read on a blog that that was pretty effective

7/17/2008 11:59:09 PM

dude i would so not waste a jar of peanut butter on that....its too healthy of a food to waste...i dont really like cantelope and it would probably be perfect after like 30 secs in the micro

7/18/2008 12:06:28 AM

It has to be smooth peanut butter not crunchy

and its not healthy it has like 200 calories per spoonful

hey gimme some new songs to listen to

lately I've been on a j kwon/ petey pablo vibe

7/18/2008 12:07:55 AM

dude the fat it has is the "good" fat...it digests slowly...and has protein....peanut butter is definitely not bad for you...might not be the "best" for you, but definitely more healthy than unhealthy

7/18/2008 12:09:38 AM

still makes you fat if you eat a lot

I noticed a little side fat on me the other day

I've been running ever since tryna shed it

7/18/2008 12:11:04 AM

lol technically nothing can make you fat long as you eat in moderation and exercise

2tblspns of peanut butter would not make you fat if part of a balanced diet




has jkwon or petey put out anything new lately? i pretty much listen to playstation and i got from three 6 ...put it on repeat and switch on the hour

7/18/2008 12:12:49 AM

i dont know about new stuff

I like the song they did together get xxx'd

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9HrIBqgTLfs

and show me the money from petey

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ7Gk3IX9bw


j kwon only has like 4 good songs tho

7/18/2008 12:15:29 AM

shit only songs i even know from him are hood hop(his best), errbody in the club getting tipsy, and that one with him and andy milinokis

7/18/2008 12:16:27 AM

all of these photos were taken from outside

why is that?

7/18/2008 2:36:31 AM

cause i had already turned in the keys

7/18/2008 9:23:00 AM

there are 3 that know who it is


twoozles, princesselia, and tromboner

7/18/2008 10:06:55 AM

if i had known she was your neighbor i would have warned her

7/18/2008 10:08:05 AM

lol warned her about what? like me helping her move or just that i lived near her in the first place?

7/18/2008 10:09:42 AM