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7/16/2008 4:18:16 PM

^^when I was at Daytona they gave out a shitload of JuicyFruit at the racetrack. I have prolly 29034209384 packs. I have enough if you ever change your mind...

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 4:19 PM. Reason : k]

7/16/2008 4:18:58 PM

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"oh yea, i write, eat, golf/bat left handed, throw a frisbee/balls/bowl/kick with my right "

yeah i write, bowl, throw a ball, and golf left handed

I throw darts, play tennis (including table tennis), shoot, play beer pong, knife, train martial arts, serve volleyball, shoot a basketball as right handed.

7/16/2008 4:28:31 PM

stimulated my prostate prolly like 5 times ever

tasted my cum once

bite my toenails in private cause i dont give a fuck

i dont use any type of lube when i jerk off? is that one one? i was surprised when i heard a lot of dudes use lotion

7/16/2008 4:40:39 PM

^ have you ever masturbated to gay porn? tell the truth

7/16/2008 4:42:04 PM

lesbian porn count?

7/16/2008 4:42:50 PM

you know what I meant

7/16/2008 4:46:07 PM

lol then you know my answer

7/16/2008 4:47:12 PM

I dunno man, I am just curious about the way you have been posting lately. I know I have been gone for a while so I am getting back up to speed. I mean, is all the gay shit just e-schtick, or are you borderline bisexual? If you are bisexual or curious, that's cool, I'm just trying to make the distinction between IRL and the Internet.

7/16/2008 4:49:25 PM

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"duno if this is weird cause quite a few people i know do this but when im at a stoplight i watch the other lights so i can get a head start on my green"

I do this too

- Alarm clocks make me feel sick to my stomach . . I think it's being jolted awake that does it and sometimes it sends me into a panic attack
- If I don't get my "ass sittin time" or time to myself, I get really irritable and will become a hermit until it happens
- I have to have music playing if I am at the computer or some sort of background noise when I am working. Complete silence makes me wonder what every little noise I hear is and then I have to go see.
- My preferred seat at the movie theater is right behind the handicapped bar so I can put my feet up on it. I don't like right up front but I despise sitting in the very back.
- I have to have the kitchen and bathroom clean. I like the rest of my house to be clean too, but if the kitchen or bathroom is dirty I flip out.
- If I run out of milk I have to go to the store
- Apparently I wash dishes "wrong" . . I will wash the backs of plates and I use HOT water and SOAP. I hate any kind of residue on dishes which is why I have hardly any sort of plastic cups or plates. I feel like they don't get clean enough. I wash those gladware things until I can't get them clean enough and then I throw them away. I don't save them forever if they stay greasy or have been stained from tomato.
- I HATE it when someone leaves plates with napkins or paper stuck to them in the sink or puts a bowl full of something in the sink or a dry dirty dish/cup/whathaveyou. Throw away what can be thrown away and put some water in it at least!
- I vacuum obsessively
- I drink a coke with my beer, liquor, or wine as a side drink . . apparently this is odd.
- I like to sit AT the bar if possible, preferably at the end. At Havanas, it's the far left chair so I can talk to the cocktail waitress and bartenders

I think that's enough for now

7/16/2008 4:49:47 PM

damn you need to come clean my house someday when i get the money to pay you

7/16/2008 4:51:51 PM

the smell of red bull is enough to make me vomit (long story)

i think fisting is hot

i once had a girl sleep with me solely because of how pale i am

7/16/2008 4:53:11 PM

i don't wash my hands after i piss because I am smart enough to know that the faucet in a public bathroom is WAY dirtier than my penis.

and so is the handle on the door I have to open on the way out

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : a]

7/16/2008 4:53:55 PM

^^dude the last 2 are not weird


i think you just wanted to brag or something

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : ^and thats not weird either]

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : .]

7/16/2008 4:53:57 PM

i thought it was weird

she made a point of saying she thought i was obnoxious and not particularly attractive other than skin

7/16/2008 4:55:49 PM

and the more I think about it, we should really be washing our hands BEFORE we piss, not after.

7/16/2008 4:58:09 PM

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"- I will wash the backs of plates and I use HOT water and SOAP. I hate any kind of residue on dishes - I HATE it when someone leaves plates with napkins or paper stuck to them in the sink or puts a bowl full of something in the sink or a dry dirty dish/cup/whathaveyou. Throw away what can be thrown away and put some water in it at least! "

i'm obsessed about how my dishes are cleaned and if/how dishes are left in the sink

oh, i'm also obsessed about how to properly fold under the sheets on the end of the bed.. hahaha it's really retarded, but it has to be done right.

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 4:59 PM. Reason : aldkj]

7/16/2008 4:58:39 PM

hahah, how much you gonna pay?

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"the smell of red bull is enough to make me vomit (long story) "

ME TOO.
so when I sit at my spot in the bar and they are making jager bombs and the like the smell makes me drool . . . and not in a good way

7/16/2008 4:58:46 PM

i hate dishes in the sink period. I mean jesus, the dishwasher is only like 2 feet from the sink, is it really that much effort to just put them in there?

7/16/2008 5:01:37 PM

i have a strange obsession with smells

i use highly perfumed shampoo/conditioner, lotions, tanning bed lotion, etc....

i will smell every single bottle until i find one i like...

i will leave the house in beat up, ugly ass clothes, with no make up on....but i will not leave the house not smelling good...


same goes for candles, carpet freshener, laundry detergent, fabric softener, dryer sheets, etc....

everything around me has to smell good...


i once considered breaking up with my bf because he didn't smell good

7/16/2008 5:02:06 PM

i don't know if that's especially weird

one of our instructors rolled up here today in a beat up yankee hat and sweats

but she smelled like vanilla heaven

7/16/2008 5:03:18 PM

I too, am smell obsessed

and I don't have a dishwasher

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 5:07 PM. Reason : haha yeah I AM the dishwasher ]

7/16/2008 5:06:19 PM

if I didn't have a dishwasher, I'd get married


ZING!!!!!

7/16/2008 5:06:53 PM

Brides wear white so the dishwasher can match the fridge and the stove.

7/16/2008 5:15:30 PM

and there's a clock on the stove so i can throw away that watch I bought with your paycheck!

7/16/2008 5:17:00 PM

i have a phobia of bees

i am paranoid about food poisoning

7/16/2008 5:18:44 PM

the clock on the wall has been stuck at 3 for days


and days

7/16/2008 5:19:41 PM

For the last seven years, all of my hiccups only occur in threes.

7/16/2008 5:19:54 PM

llamas creep me out because they are the exact same height I am . . . I don't mind things smaller or bigger than me, but if it can look me in the eye that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Petting zoos are fun becaue they are also really quiet so I turn around and BAM! llama staring me in the face

7/16/2008 5:22:12 PM

my sneezes only occur in 2s

7/16/2008 5:22:39 PM

i have a split uvula

7/16/2008 5:22:58 PM

My left pinky is was broken by my mother when I was 4 years old and it was never set so it healed back a little crooked. When I got older and could afford healthcare, I never got it fixed to remind me of the hard childhood I had.

7/16/2008 5:23:03 PM

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"the smell of red bull is enough to make me vomit"

me too
and jager

7/16/2008 5:45:48 PM

let's start with

i post on tww

7/16/2008 6:23:45 PM

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



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7/16/2008 6:27:05 PM

I drove straight from Minneapolis to Mexico with RHCP Blood Sugar Sex Magik in an auto-reverse cassette deck, for three solid days, i never took it out once.

just played it over, and over, and over, and over.

even while having sex with some crack ho i picked up in K.C.

i still know every word to every song on that album by heart




[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 6:50 PM. Reason : ]

7/16/2008 6:48:51 PM

if i have clean sheets on my bed and have just made it up I won't sleep under the covers for a night or two for fear of messing it up and getting it dirty

7/16/2008 9:24:05 PM

The feel of flour on my hands makes me want to throw up.

7/16/2008 9:25:14 PM

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"when I was at Daytona they gave out a shitload of JuicyFruit at the racetrack. I have prolly 29034209384 packs"

i wish they made sugar-free juicyfruit :-/

7/16/2008 9:26:37 PM

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"i once had a girl sleep with me solely because of how pale i am"

LOL. you've gotta show me how to do this.

7/16/2008 9:26:54 PM

i have OCD

7/16/2008 9:28:36 PM

^ not calling you out specifically, but i get the feeling that at least 80% of people who claim to have OCD do not. much like ADD.

7/16/2008 9:29:19 PM

i rub my feet together when im happy

i never knew that till someone pointed it out a week ago

7/16/2008 9:29:55 PM

i'm never still...even when i'm just sitting or laying down....

and if another person is near me it's even worse...i have some personal space issues

7/16/2008 9:31:06 PM

i'd say i am a giant hyperbole

[Edited on July 16, 2008 at 9:56 PM. Reason : i'm an english minor lol]

7/16/2008 9:56:11 PM

i'm one of those people that assumes the worst in everything...probably why i hate broads so damn much

7/17/2008 12:53:06 AM

classic sign of compulsiveness, i wash my hands before and after i use the restroom, #1 or #2

7/17/2008 11:20:17 AM

i never sit with both feet on the floor...ever

i don't even drive with both feet on the floor...

i either sit indian style or have my left leg propped up or tucked under me

7/17/2008 11:27:47 AM

I like giving head
Love/hate relationship with smoking

7/17/2008 11:34:26 AM

if I am on the phone with a chick and have to take a piss, I sit down on the toilet so she doesn't hear it.

7/17/2008 11:38:20 AM