^ You have to commit to this so we can all live vicariously through you on the interwebz

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8/6/2008 12:21:25 PM

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"where the fuck do you take a girl that you don't know anything about."

sad...

8/6/2008 12:30:42 PM

like i said. i've only ever dated girls that i already knew somewhat well.

8/6/2008 12:32:57 PM

Time to expand your horizons.

8/6/2008 12:34:07 PM

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"Walls1441 better not FOUND 6237 Posts user info edit post yeah i already know her first name anyways. 8/5/2008 9:21:55 PM"

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"Walls1441 better not FOUND 6213 Posts user info edit post Quote : thats kind of what i like about it, i don't even know her fucking name so i have nothing to lose. 8/6/2008 12:39:48 AM"

8/6/2008 12:34:09 PM

She better not FOUND out you got called out on the internetz

8/6/2008 12:35:05 PM

please, if i knew her full name i would've just e-stalked that shit a long time ago.

8/6/2008 12:35:07 PM

Take her ice skating.

Or if you wanna be cheap, take her to the park to feed the ducks.

Most girls love that stuff and it is way more memorable then just dinner and a movie.

8/6/2008 1:32:03 PM

agreed

parks are awesome


i want a guy to take me to a park one night and swing on the swings with me

8/6/2008 1:33:14 PM

that was my idea!

8/6/2008 1:33:43 PM

I did that once. I'm going hiking on King's Mountain this weekend, any tww broads in CLT and wanna come?

8/6/2008 1:34:30 PM

i'm really in gay stuff like laying on a blanket under the stars...night time walks....

anything that involves just me and him and peacefulness...

8/6/2008 1:36:54 PM

those are the more meaningful dates imho,,, plus you can get to know a person, and get intimate.

theres always plenty of time to go to crowded resturaunts/bars.

8/6/2008 1:40:09 PM

agreed....but they may also be a little much for "first" dates

8/6/2008 1:41:06 PM

i enjoyed going ice skating for the first time after 2 years of dating. He could't get the hint. Too bad Paint the Earth closed - that's a good date place. But they're similar places in the area.

8/6/2008 1:41:26 PM

its always good to have stuff to distract you both,, ease some tension. like a concert, fireworks, ducks, even poeple watching etc... gotta avoid that uber intensity on the first few dates

8/6/2008 1:42:44 PM

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"Or if you wanna be cheap, take her to the park to feed the ducks."

Don't feed them bread, though. They love cat food.

8/6/2008 1:43:31 PM

just go up to her and start humping her leg

8/6/2008 2:02:35 PM

I hope it went well for you

hope they didn't FOUND

8/6/2008 2:31:26 PM

you could try charlie goodnights

what was Paint the Earth?

8/6/2008 2:36:54 PM

Isn't it one of those places where you paint ceramics? I went on a date to one of those once. 'twas fun.

8/6/2008 2:38:26 PM

Walls-

DON'T GO AFTER THIS GIRL!!!

Why you ask...because you have already built this girl up in your mind to something that is almost unattainable.

What you need to do instead is use this frustration for having a lack of confidence and use it as a stepping stone for your next romantic endeavor.

Next time you see a girl just do it. Don't think about it, ask online for help...

Just walk up to said broad and ask her out point blank.

If you don't have the balls to do that then please go back to middleschool to re-learn how to assosicate yourself with others.

This is fucking pathetic and at best mildely entertaining.

You obviously will never be with anyone over a tier 5 on a 10 point hotness scale.

GG YOU....your lack of romantic prowess has stooped to a new low where your only grounds to muster up any type of confidence is thru the e-big brother program that you expect to hold your hand thru this all.

SHE WORKS AT A FUCKING GROCERY STORE.....GTFO if you think this is that hard of a task.

8/6/2008 2:41:02 PM

bmdurham has best advise

8/6/2008 2:46:32 PM

i don't take advice from aliases.


i already asked today and she said yeah. bet none of you internet tough guys have any truth behind your words anyways.

8/6/2008 2:56:39 PM

Was she 16?

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 2:59 PM. Reason : lol]

8/6/2008 2:59:12 PM

lol, idk i talked to her for like 30 mins turns out she was going to go see the melvins as well.

8/6/2008 3:00:09 PM

^ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoohhhhhhhhhhhhh shizzle. She's automatically cool and NOT 16.

8/6/2008 3:00:51 PM

fuck.

mods better delete this she better not google walls1441 and FOUND

8/6/2008 3:01:14 PM

if you only knew! ha ha ha
[quot i don't take advice from aliases.
i already asked today and she said yeah. bet none of you internet tough guys have any truth behind your words anyways.e][/quote]

sounds like ya had good conversations with her and maybe the Melvins (wetfti) should maybe be your first date. sounds like ya did well! Good job!

8/6/2008 3:04:13 PM

hey, some chicks might find this cute...yea you might want to delete this thread..

8/6/2008 3:04:16 PM

When and where are the Melvins playing?

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"the Melvins (wetfti)"

Automatic fail.

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 3:05 PM. Reason : /sad]

8/6/2008 3:04:21 PM

^^^what the shit is that

what is wetffi or w/e?

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 3:06 PM. Reason : lkj]

8/6/2008 3:05:34 PM

delete,, i don't need my alias cover blown!

8/6/2008 3:06:04 PM

at the cradle next friday.

8/6/2008 3:06:33 PM

^^^ wetfti = w/e the fuck that is

^ They still got tix available?

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 3:07 PM. Reason : carats]

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 3:07 PM. Reason : fucccccccccccccck]

8/6/2008 3:06:50 PM

nothing sports related, unless she's into that.


art gallery is good

bowling is played out

dinner is always good

movie is kinda dull.. doesnt allow you to talk much

picnic is great

watch a movie at your place ( although this is usually after youve had sex...which leads to more sex )




.... throw a party and invite her... 70% rate of success

8/6/2008 3:08:06 PM

shit I'm an old fucker and stopped going to the Cat's Craddle like oh 15 years ago. sorry just not that into music, just not my thing.

8/6/2008 3:10:25 PM

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"throw a party and invite her... 70% rate of success"

thats a pretty decent one. she gets to see you being cool/popular, have a good time, indulge in alcohol, and also you get to sorta 'show her off', and make her feel special. unless your party bombs.

8/6/2008 3:10:59 PM

for the record. i didn't use any generated advice from this thread.

8/6/2008 3:14:50 PM

o.k. well then there's no help for you. I'm off to the country club.

8/6/2008 3:21:07 PM

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"Ok, here's what you do: Go in, buy a bunch of condoms, booze, some prep-H, a home pregnancy test and a card. Make purchase. Immediately sign the card and give it to her and when she looks at you funny, nod at her and say this is all for our future date. It's a sure thing."

This was pure gold. Also, AM so going to see the Melvins $18 dollar bucks at the door.

8/6/2008 3:21:31 PM

you people...

8/6/2008 3:22:23 PM

i know some stupid bitches that as long as you are cute and compliment their good looks and act like your just friendly and nice but think they are hot

you know, "im just having fun. not trying to date you or ask you out." bs

i know one in particular that will fuck you in about a weekend if you do that.

8/6/2008 3:57:18 PM

^lemme get dem digits

8/6/2008 3:58:44 PM

^^ i think it would really help me with this girl i just met if i had those digits to practice on

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 4:01 PM. Reason : fuck thepeter. ]

8/6/2008 4:01:40 PM

^^^

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 4:02 PM. Reason : beat me]

8/6/2008 4:01:51 PM

i'm moving to raleigh the day after that melvins show and i guess we can jam at my place if the other place doesn't work out. i'll ask my roomates about it.

8/6/2008 4:04:10 PM

i would but she would raise hell cause she stalks me still even though she tries to act like shes happy with another guy.

she still looks at my myspace and on here to see what i say.

just go to meredith, buckhead, or city limits during school time. shes around there lookin for free drinks, if you know what i mean.

8/6/2008 4:21:36 PM

how would i go about asking her out?

8/6/2008 5:03:21 PM

You don't deserve this chick because you are such a pansy.

I know it's hard to muster up some balls to risk a bruise to your ego. But, that is THE only way to meet women with out someone doing the work for you.

Are you going to go through the rest of your life too much of a little pussy to talk to people you don't know?

A month from now are you going to think... Wow, I am sure glad that I didn't talk to her! It would have been WAY to stressful and scary!

or are you going to think... Jesus Christ, WTF is wrong with me, I totally could have talked to her, got her number and maybe even fucked her.

8/7/2008 9:11:52 AM