this thread has too much and not enough ♥

8/8/2008 2:51:22 PM

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"have you ever heard of sarcasm?"

Have you ever heard of a driving poodle?

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 2:53 PM. Reason : ^ HEY NOW, I HAVE PLENTY OF POODLE HATRED AND THAT'S THE SAME AS A HEART]

8/8/2008 2:52:00 PM

a blind driving poodle?? why yes, i have!

8/8/2008 2:52:43 PM

my edit got lost on pg 3

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"seriously josh... she never said she's going to go out of her way for him. she just said she's going to quit focusing on what she sees as her flaws and focus and what they're doing, basically. if you were fucking a girl (hahahahahaha) would you enjoy it if she seemed distracted by what she saw as her "flaws" or would you enjoy it more if, yeah she has a few flaws, but she's having fun and trying to make sure you do too?"

oh, and pretty sure she hasn't given enough info about the guy for you to make judgeents about what he will/won't do for her...or to say he's a douche, lol

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 2:54 PM. Reason : ]

8/8/2008 2:53:19 PM

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" if you were fucking a girl (hahahahahaha) would you enjoy it if she seemed distracted by what she saw as her "flaws" or would you enjoy it more if, yeah she has a few flaws, but she's having fun and trying to make sure you do too?"

either hot bitches are stupid to think they have flaws


or i just have super low confidence in myself

8/8/2008 2:54:41 PM

My fave part has always been watching the other's reactions its soo.... nice

8/8/2008 2:54:51 PM

This thread makes me want a g/f. I'm officially taking applications.

8/8/2008 2:55:16 PM

^^ Yes it is very... nice.

^ LOL

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 2:56 PM. Reason : ]

8/8/2008 2:56:02 PM

everyone has flaws, josh. what might seem like something tiny to you might be magnified in their head. it doesn't make them stupid.

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 2:56 PM. Reason : ]

8/8/2008 2:56:25 PM

the hot bitches thing was directed at ncsugirl83 and crackmonkey

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 2:56 PM. Reason : ^haha, see]

8/8/2008 2:56:26 PM

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"hat might seem like something tiny to you might be magnified in their head. it doesn't make them stupid. "

haha, yes it does...i call those women crazy(they have to be hot first though...if you are ugly and have flaws its obvious that you should magnify the problems in your head)

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 2:57 PM. Reason : .]

8/8/2008 2:57:19 PM

^^that doesn't mean they all obsess over it...it just means that they acknowledge that they are not perfect

^OMG you're the stupid one.

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 2:58 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 3:02 PM. Reason : there i go being all full of myself again lol]

8/8/2008 2:58:08 PM

i guess i give hot women too much credit because i feel so low compared to them

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 2:59 PM. Reason : i'm done...this thread makes me feel shitty ]

8/8/2008 2:58:59 PM

hahah i have flaws but letting them bother you makes you even more flawed so whats the point ?

8/8/2008 2:59:34 PM

That is the point f00!

8/8/2008 3:00:41 PM

8/8/2008 3:06:43 PM

just smoked a cig and realized i'm basically the male version of crackmonkey


also makes me think i'm never going to get a "hot" woman, and if i do, shes gonna treat me like shit cause like crackmonkey, i'll be too worried about pleasing her

8/8/2008 3:09:45 PM

walk around naked when you're alone more. Get used to how it feels and how you need to move without clothes on, and get comfortable in your skin. You need to love your body and take care of it before other people will.

oh yeah

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"he's the first guy to ever go down on me... I try to be a good girl most of the time"

OMFG. And you're 21?! You need to live a little. If you don't own a vibrator, GET ONE. I can understand if maybe you're religious so you want to "wait" or whatever bullshit you religious types believe, but I don't think the Bible says anything against a woman pleasuring herself. And once you know your body, you own your body, and you'll gain confidence in how it responds.

Sex is not like in the movies, women are not supposed to have perfectly still, smooth flesh. Shit jiggles and bounces and guys love it when a woman knows herself and can have fun, and the love confidence. If you don't have confidence, pretend you do, and the rest will follow.

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 3:24 PM. Reason : meh]

8/8/2008 3:15:01 PM

this thread is rediculous



he wouldnt be fucking you if he didnt find you attractive



men are simple creatures

8/8/2008 3:22:46 PM

josh,

I just meant more pleasing in the bedroom. That is all! Not the relationship as a whole! Just the bedroom! If I'm more focused on him and his pleasure than I wont worry about the jiggle on my arm or inner thigh.

jesus!!

hahha YOU the male version of me??!! ha

8/8/2008 3:25:29 PM

well then


go with what kiljadn just said

[Edited on August 8, 2008 at 3:27 PM. Reason : and i meant me being the version of you in that i feel like i should lose weight but i'm already 165]

8/8/2008 3:27:28 PM

Does he keep coming back for more? If so, he likes what he's seeing--and feeling.

Stop being such a fucking female about your body issues! Try to eat right, try to stay fit, and when in the bedroom, relax and just enjoy what you're doing--forget all that other bullshit.

Just trust me on this--I'm not "new to the game."

8/8/2008 3:31:38 PM

I'm just curious as to whether or not crackmonkey feels like she got any help from any of the comments and e-fighting on here. I mean everyone is starting to kind of repeat the same things now.

8/8/2008 3:32:11 PM

she pretty much copied pasted what ncsugirl83 said in that last comment so i'm guessing so

8/8/2008 3:33:50 PM

The truth is worth repeating, especially to a confused young woman who's obviously having trouble hearing it.

8/8/2008 3:36:36 PM

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"this thread is rediculous he wouldnt be fucking you if he didnt find you attractive men are simple creatures"

I call bullshit on that one.

Ask any guy and at least half of them will say they have slept with someone who didn't "meet their standards"

If all guys only slept with women they found attractive NO WOMAN would be worried about her appearance when she's in bed, the self conscious part would be over with
.
It's the stories girls hear their guy friends tell about "blah blah blah that broad I slept with, she wasn't that hot, but she was giving it up, so I was taking it" that cause them to second guess themselves...

8/8/2008 4:02:32 PM

^ A guy sleeps with a girl who doesn't meet his standards, as you put it, once--maybe twice. If the guy keeps going back, she meets his standards, whether he'll admit it or not.

8/8/2008 9:44:22 PM

^ I'd venture to say that's even a stretch.


What you will do and what you SAY you'll do are two wholly different animals.


For whatever societal reasons a guy may say he wouldnt sleep with woman A to others, but in actuality he might.


Believe me, he would NOT be sleeping with her in any capacity if he did not find her attractive in some form or fashion.



holla at your 3 day later bump

8/11/2008 1:17:23 PM

He and I are over!! He was just looking for a "steady peice of ass." I'm not into an arrangement like that. So it's over...

8/11/2008 1:22:14 PM

sweet

that's good news for me!


oh, and sorry for your loss

8/11/2008 1:23:48 PM

wait.....i thought this thread was about body issues when you're doing it...

not about whether he actually liked you and wanted to be your bf


and what's over?

the friendship or the fucking?

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 1:27 PM. Reason : sadf]

8/11/2008 1:25:52 PM

^^^ You're 21 what the fuck else do you expect to be

8/11/2008 1:26:28 PM

^lol wtf

8/11/2008 1:28:54 PM

hey...how did yesterday turn out?

8/11/2008 1:29:25 PM

was that to me? i was thinking of pm'ing you like 30 minutes ago

8/11/2008 1:29:53 PM

yes....it was to you

8/11/2008 1:30:19 PM

YEAH ROWDY, HIT THAT

8/11/2008 1:30:33 PM

This thread was about body issues. I wanted advice on how to deal with mine. But later after hanging out with him, I realized that our personalities weren't compatible. We didn't really have an emotional or mental connection either. Hooking up is ok, once or twice but after a while, I can't do it anymore without some type connection other than physical. Oh... and the physical wasn't even that great... so there was no reason for he and I to be together, so I ended it.

8/11/2008 1:31:23 PM

fair enough i'm just being a troll

8/11/2008 1:33:27 PM

ha... I'm such a bitch... the same night I ended it.. I made out with someone else in front of him, just to make it clear that I wasn't interested anymore. At the end of the night he texts me and wants me to come over and play anyway.... hell no!

8/11/2008 1:36:21 PM

^^^^^pm sent

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : lol]

8/11/2008 1:37:42 PM

you sound crazy as shit

8/11/2008 1:37:43 PM

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"you sound crazy as shit"

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 1:39 PM. Reason : [and immature]]

8/11/2008 1:39:27 PM

^^^^yeah...it was at that point that he was convinced you were a whore...

good strategy

8/11/2008 1:40:47 PM

COT DAMN

I think I just changed my mind about crackmonkey

8/11/2008 1:42:39 PM

this bitch got more problems than a math book.

8/11/2008 1:49:59 PM

I never had sex with him... We hooked up 2 or 3 times that was it. There were no dates, no relationship talks! Nothing! I had no obligation to him.

8/11/2008 1:50:41 PM

What the fuck does "Hook up" mean then if you're not having sex

8/11/2008 1:52:32 PM

since when does 'hook up' =/= sex? what the fuck did you do?

this thread is deserving of a facepalm


[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 1:53 PM. Reason : asdf]

[Edited on August 11, 2008 at 1:55 PM. Reason : V for real. "i don't like him, but im going to make out infront of him to make him jealous..." ]

8/11/2008 1:52:42 PM

Why'd you have to be such a coldhearted bitch, though? Obviously you cared because you tried to hurt him by using somebody else

Seriously: http://getonmylevelho.ytmnd.com/

8/11/2008 1:53:33 PM