my penis is 13" long. And it's thick, like a Pepsi can.

2/22/2010 1:03:01 PM

2/22/2010 1:03:59 PM

ok, the real answer:

he licks the butt

2/22/2010 1:06:09 PM

ok so my dick is tiny but my BALLS ARE HUGE

2/22/2010 1:07:36 PM

chicks LOVE big balls

2/22/2010 1:10:33 PM

you people

2/22/2010 1:11:42 PM

ok, now for the REAL answer:

how he works a chainsaw

2/22/2010 1:12:27 PM

My sexual prowess is such that I've been known to make women orgasm whilst dancing with them, both of us fully clothed.

My moves are just that good.

2/22/2010 1:13:16 PM

^^how he surfs the internet

2/22/2010 1:13:35 PM

When I show women my money, they want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms cause my penis is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the Anthony Hawkins of cock

The Albert Einstein of dick
I'm The Beetles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections..
Uh, that's inappropriate...

2/22/2010 1:14:59 PM

OMG I didn't see my shout out

evan ITT

2/22/2010 6:47:45 PM

I just realized the other day that "nice guys finish last" isn't about sex. the phrase was use in Cassandras dream.

[Edited on February 22, 2010 at 6:54 PM. Reason : added 2nd sentence]

2/22/2010 6:52:52 PM

if he can get you off more than once before he gets off.

fellas take note- this will keep her coming back more than just about anything else.

2/22/2010 7:09:34 PM