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"a broken down four wing plane"

^^Wright Brothers ftw.

Also, 5

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5/2/2008 3:56:07 AM

a fly stuck on the wall or something

5/2/2008 3:56:09 AM

if one of those is right then whats up with the never laugh never cry part

5/2/2008 3:56:15 AM

^^^^ ahahaha win

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5/2/2008 3:56:32 AM

chembob with windmill!

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I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I?

5/2/2008 3:56:36 AM

an arrow

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5/2/2008 3:57:13 AM

A snitch

5/2/2008 3:57:24 AM

chembob got this one


but im sorry, Oh! is not a complete sentence because it is not a verb


The shortest English sentence is probably “Go.” “Go” is an action verb and can be used in imperative mood, which means that it can be used with good, old “You Understood.” So “Go” actually means “You go.” On the other hand, if that interpretation doesn’t strike your fancy, let’s say that understood meanings are disallowed, then “I go” is the shortest sentence. “Go” doesn’t require a complement since it is an action verb nor does it require a direct object. With a total of three letters—the same number as the illegal “I am” contender—“I go” should reign as the champion, unless someone out there knows of a single letter verb. (No fair pulling in Old English and foreign languages.)

5/2/2008 3:57:42 AM

HELLO IS STILL SHORTER

5/2/2008 3:58:20 AM

^^ What about my "I do."

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5/2/2008 3:58:31 AM

hello is not a verb

5/2/2008 3:58:34 AM

But it's still a complete sentence.

5/2/2008 3:59:05 AM

an arrow

5/2/2008 3:59:29 AM

an arrow can be thrown

5/2/2008 3:59:32 AM

Go! has fewer letters
and Do is not the same as saying I do

5/2/2008 3:59:33 AM

9

5/2/2008 3:59:36 AM

HI isn't even a fucking word, much less a sentence.

5/2/2008 3:59:53 AM

no its not a complete sentence

5/2/2008 3:59:55 AM

So is an exclamation, goddammit.

AND I WANT MY FUCKING POINT I ANSWERED IN THE SAME SECOND AS M2C

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5/2/2008 4:00:06 AM

But go isn't complete because it lacks a subject.

5/2/2008 4:00:08 AM

Specter with an Arrow...

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You must keep this thing, its loss will affect your brothers. For once yours is lost, it will soon be lost by others.

5/2/2008 4:00:26 AM

blood

5/2/2008 4:00:31 AM

You never say "Hi!" to your friends?

5/2/2008 4:00:34 AM

a bad temper

5/2/2008 4:00:57 AM

faith?

5/2/2008 4:00:59 AM

Sperm.

And wtf an arrow can be thrown.

5/2/2008 4:01:05 AM

Look it up
google any site

they all say Go! is a complete sentence because of understood parts

Go! is the answer

5/2/2008 4:01:31 AM

alright....this is now officially gay and a test of who is fastest at google......so I'm out.

5/2/2008 4:03:03 AM

Temper bitches! gg Specter

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Bouncing Bob was riding a particularly frisky horse when suddenly its bridle came off. As they raced down the road, a screaming Bob clung to the horse's ears for dear life. Out of the corner of his eye, Bob saw a car coming, and realizing the horse was completely out of control, he panicked. Flailing his arms about, he accidentally caused the horse to come to an abrupt halt. What could Bouncing Bob have done to make the horse stop?

5/2/2008 4:03:09 AM

So, if go is out, then "I am", is right. It's the accepted answer to an old riddle, leave it to wolfweb to piss and moan about it.

5/2/2008 4:03:23 AM

Asked it nicely.

5/2/2008 4:03:41 AM

Bob accidentally put his hands over the horse's eyes. If a horse can't see he will automatically stop.

5/2/2008 4:03:55 AM

not pull on his ears

5/2/2008 4:04:00 AM

DiscGolfer, give me my point.

5/2/2008 4:04:03 AM

He gave it AIDS

5/2/2008 4:04:12 AM

he said "whoa"

5/2/2008 4:04:28 AM

pushed it's head back... like pulling the reins back

5/2/2008 4:05:02 AM

Bob....NO POINT FOR YOU!!!!!! MILISECONDS!!!!!!!! THEY COUNT

5/2/2008 4:05:18 AM

GO! is the fucking answer

its a verb and its understood that you are talking to someone because it is a command. So the other person is the subject


ITS THE ANSWER GOD DAMNIT PEOPLE

“I am,” first of all, is not a sentence. An English sentence must have a subject / predicate relationship, and the key element in that relationship is the type of verb that creates the predicate. Verbs either show action or they do not. Verbs without action, such as “am,” when used as a predicate, must have something to complete the meaning—a complement. So you “am” “something.” “I am happy” is a sentence since “happy” is fulfilling the complement role. Therefore, “I am” is not a sentence.

5/2/2008 4:05:19 AM

m2c is cheating

5/2/2008 4:06:03 AM

It can be the answer to a question.

"Who is going to the concert?"
"I am!"

5/2/2008 4:06:09 AM

mytwocents won that round
chembob, are you happy now?

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There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?

5/2/2008 4:06:33 AM

heart attack from someone scaring them with the scissors

5/2/2008 4:07:05 AM

He's allergic to metal.

5/2/2008 4:07:16 AM

he's a piece of paper?

5/2/2008 4:07:16 AM

cut his IV cord (or whatever tube was keeping him alive)

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5/2/2008 4:07:21 AM

But you dont get it

even if that happen to be ok because your answering another question.......I am isnt the full sentence, its proper to only Say I am going
thats the sentence.

You have to look at it as just the sentence

I am is still more letters than GO

do you get it, more letters means LONGER

5/2/2008 4:08:01 AM

hyperthermia - someone cut off his clothes

5/2/2008 4:08:02 AM

he stuck them in an electrical outlet

5/2/2008 4:08:19 AM

^i second that

5/2/2008 4:08:53 AM