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12/22/2009 9:44:03 PM
^Maybe thats what happened to his penis?
12/22/2009 9:44:56 PM
definitely not Lars and the Real Doll
12/22/2009 9:48:16 PM
This is nuts!Checked my e-mail and and found this
12/23/2009 1:50:51 AM
kind of creeptastic.
12/23/2009 8:05:38 AM
At least she knows what she'll be wearing when she's tied up in his basement.
12/23/2009 8:46:25 AM
^^^He's setting it up so he can get with Jen if his gf dumps him.
12/23/2009 9:07:38 AM
things that she said she wanted^ she probably will if he's "picking out outfits at the gap"[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 9:11 AM. Reason : s]
12/23/2009 9:09:45 AM
hahah shes going to be like omg! this outfit is cute!! how the fuck did you pick this out?oh some hot chick forced me into letting her help me shop for you. i was so grateful, i even looked her up on the internet to email her and thank her again!!commence christmas drama
12/23/2009 10:54:45 AM
hahahahaha
12/23/2009 10:56:05 AM
True. I think I would get in trouble if I had someone that looked like Jen help me pick something out at the store and then sent a follow-up e-mail. Seems to be a little too much work to say thanks.
12/23/2009 10:59:48 AM
you should hook up with him if he is good looking
12/23/2009 11:01:54 AM
No wonder you have threads devoted to Christmas and Thanksgiving drama.
12/23/2009 11:27:08 AM
12/23/2009 11:31:26 AM
^^hey now! i was joking
12/23/2009 11:32:51 AM
12/23/2009 11:39:40 AM
death
12/23/2009 12:22:36 PM