IT WON'T STOP TOB WANTS US DEAD GODDAM THIS COACH INSIDE MY HEAD

Cleanse our souls, rid us of this nickel back themed soundtrack that keeps playing itself out on the field.

I learned the facts of life from watching the facts of life and if I learned anything its that What Nell Carter giveth, Nell Carter can taketh away. As evidenced by our programs demise since her untimely death in 2003.

You take the good you take the bad you take them both and there you have

While our coach is just a user who wants to die a martyr we have lost our only son who has gone forth to become a beautiful butterfly after he spread his wings and flew out of Raleigh. Russell is gone, he has completed hail marys, and he will not come again.

Come down. Get rid of TOB. WE NEED THE FUCKING SPACE TO NAIL THE NEXT ONE BUDDY

What if instead of entering the gates of hell this weekend we just watch the game on tv where we can empty our spaghetti house in the comforts of our own home if need be.

What if TOB were one of us?

He likes to punt. He punted us out of the Acc championship in 2010 vs clemson and punted our champion QB off the team in 2011. Hell hath no fury like a fan base scorned. There is a special place in hell for people who eat cinnabuns and then leave the sticky wrapper on your floor.

Desperation is a stinky cologne TOB. THESE BOYS GET THAT SYRUP IN EM THEY GET A LITTLE ANTSY IN THEIR PANTSY.

come forward TOB. Take your beating like a man this week. He whoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a God. That's right I just went Aristotle on you.

Wax my hairy bean bag TOB. its the end of the road. You wanted it to be one way. But its the other way.

I never committed no crimes that weren't honorable.

10/4/2012 9:22:00 AM

10/4/2012 9:25:28 AM

Don't act like youre not impressed.

Not everyone can combine Nine Inch Nails, Nell carter, tupac, Joan osbourne, tool, the wire, Aristotle, super troopers, and Dr Steve Brule into one coherent post that is centered around NC State football.

10/4/2012 12:45:05 PM

face is the best sports talk poster.

Dealwithit.gif

10/4/2012 1:10:41 PM

10/4/2012 1:13:15 PM

and the cable guy

10/4/2012 1:15:34 PM

Also Anchorman in his subsequent post

10/4/2012 1:19:18 PM

lol, cocaine is a helluva drug

10/4/2012 1:34:33 PM

10/4/2012 1:56:14 PM

ban him already

10/4/2012 2:01:34 PM

I've got this vision of Manuel clanking bottles together on his fingers saying WOLFPACK COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAYYY

And mike glennon is no 1979 Michael Beck.

Sure we bopped our way thru citadel and south Alabama and those other orphan schools but the Riffs still wanna make us pay for murdering Russell Cyrus Wilson.

Our hotheaded running back Mustafa Ajax Greene isn't gonna be there to save us at the end either.



Alright gumshoes we need three things to save TOB's job. The warrant, the loot, and the opponent.

10/6/2012 11:01:36 AM

Steve Logan did a good job this morning explaining why he didn't allow team meatings

its a sign of a bad locker room and it leads to a worse one

TOB has to go

10/6/2012 3:50:13 PM

Quote :

"team meatings"

10/6/2012 5:19:45 PM

Yes, I would say that team meatings are definitely a sign of a locker room I wouldn't want to be in.

10/6/2012 5:30:30 PM

Whoa, dangers of typing hungry

10/6/2012 5:44:09 PM

Ibt flood of people in this thread at about 9pm

10/6/2012 7:14:00 PM

We are the worst team in the triangle

10/6/2012 7:28:48 PM

Thank god we dont play duke this year

10/6/2012 7:38:18 PM

Welp

10/6/2012 9:08:01 PM

he needs to hold his blocks longer

10/6/2012 9:08:44 PM

10/6/2012 9:11:40 PM

Quote :

"KNOW ONE KNOW"

10/6/2012 9:12:24 PM

haha

10/6/2012 9:13:33 PM

@ScottyMcCreery: How bout a little more conservative play calling? who needs first downs anyways?

@ScottyMcCreery: We really need some offense… its amazing its only 13-0 w/ the amount of time it seems like they’ve had the ball

10/6/2012 9:26:15 PM

you follow that dude lol

10/6/2012 9:29:26 PM

Team in decline year over year. Get a rope

10/6/2012 9:29:32 PM

I follow joe ovies who rt'd it

I listen to Scotty mcreery

10/6/2012 9:30:06 PM

not a fan of scotty mcreery's music, but he is an nc state student, so i'll give him props for that

10/6/2012 9:31:14 PM

TOB = herpes for NCSU football

the gift that keeps on giving

10/6/2012 9:34:05 PM

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing. You don't win once in a while, you don't do things right once in a while, you do them right all the time. Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

-Vince Lombardi

10/6/2012 10:00:27 PM

i'm sure there are lots of unemployed Vince Lombardi's just waiting to coach football in the ACC

10/6/2012 10:01:24 PM

but there are people out there that are better than a never-been, uncharasmatic, old fart

10/6/2012 10:03:54 PM

maybe a few

and some of them wreck their motorcycles with unethical athletic department employees

10/6/2012 10:05:20 PM

All good is hard. All evil is easy. Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy. Stay away from easy.


-Scott Alexander

10/6/2012 10:06:33 PM

^^ how about willie taggert, manny diaz, doc holliday, etc etc

10/6/2012 10:07:17 PM

i have a lot more faith/confidence in Debbie than Lee

but doing something mid-season is dumb

[Edited on October 6, 2012 at 10:09 PM. Reason : let along mid-game]

10/6/2012 10:09:32 PM

Vince Lombardi was an assistant coach for like 30 years and a high school basketball coach.

10/6/2012 10:11:37 PM

Quote :

"Gentlemen, we'll be successful this year if you can focus on three things, and three things only. Your family, your religion and the Green Bay Packers"

10/6/2012 10:13:14 PM

Quote :

"but doing something mid-season is dumb"

completely agree. you cant do that

but after the regular season you want to do it as soon as possible for recruiting purposes

10/6/2012 10:14:45 PM

I've seen that Jimmy V clip 100 times and I laugh every time

10/6/2012 10:14:52 PM

Those who have never had a father can at any rate never know the sweets of losing one. To most men the death of his father is a new lease of life.


-Samuel Butler

10/6/2012 10:15:08 PM

I am the Nigerian Nightmare

- Samuel Peter

10/6/2012 10:16:19 PM

Fuck TOB

- Samuel Powers

10/6/2012 10:22:40 PM

You must never be satisfied with losing. You must get angry, terribly angry, about losing. But the mark of the good loser is that he takes his anger out on himself and not his victorious opponents or on his teammates.


-Richard M. Nixon

10/6/2012 10:29:45 PM

Cam Newton gets bashed for doing that

10/6/2012 10:32:58 PM

Was that a goddamn shark broke through that door?

- Samuel Jackson

10/6/2012 10:33:37 PM

Jesus Christ

- Jacks Teller

10/6/2012 10:37:09 PM

Time for prevent defense now?

10/6/2012 10:40:01 PM

Hey BoobsR_gr8 how does TOB's dick taste in your mouth?

10/6/2012 11:35:17 PM

TOB STILL BLOWS

GO PACK

[Edited on October 6, 2012 at 11:35 PM. Reason : v]

10/6/2012 11:35:38 PM