but it wasn't suicide people....IT WAS MURDER...

5/2/2008 4:09:18 AM

BIG HINT: water

5/2/2008 4:10:21 AM

The scissors cut open a bag of water which he inhaled and suffocated.

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:11 AM. Reason : ,]

5/2/2008 4:10:32 AM

cut the scuba tank line

5/2/2008 4:10:43 AM

Or the scissors cut his IV drip.

5/2/2008 4:11:37 AM

it's a waterbed, someone cut it open and he drowned

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:12 AM. Reason : he, not she]

5/2/2008 4:11:53 AM

or he's a fish...but seriously....my answer is right regardless

^^I said that in my first answer

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:12 AM. Reason : ]

5/2/2008 4:12:02 AM

this questions is MUCH to open ended.. it could be anything

5/2/2008 4:12:17 AM

hes on a riverbed and someone cut his scuba line to which he drowned

5/2/2008 4:13:39 AM

I'll give to wolfpackgrrr, he was on a waterbed which was cut open, and he drowned

wawebste - 4
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 5
jtmartin - 8
Walter - 3
swoakley - 1
ThePeter - 2
wolfpackgrrr - 2
mytwocents - 2
Specter - 2

How far can a dog run into the woods?

5/2/2008 4:13:47 AM

halfway

after that the dog is running out of the woods.

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:14 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 4:14:01 AM

he's a comic book collector and someone cut up superman #1 infront of him :'(

5/2/2008 4:14:18 AM

to the middle. After that he's running out of the woods

5/2/2008 4:14:18 AM

he cant

it would be middle if hes running through the woods but hes going into it

meaning hes running into objects

haha, i tried

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:15 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 4:14:21 AM

Listen...I got that shit right eons ago...and if I don't get the point, then I'm seriously out this time....seriously

5/2/2008 4:14:22 AM

seriously bed time

seriously

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:15 AM. Reason : after one more riddle]

5/2/2008 4:14:54 AM

^ lol I'm working OT now to answer these.

5/2/2008 4:15:23 AM

yeah i've put off going to bed for this.. lol i'm out in just a min or two mroe

5/2/2008 4:15:25 AM

MOAR

5/2/2008 4:15:51 AM

jtmartin maintaining the lead with 9

wawebste - 4
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 5
jtmartin - 9
Walter - 3
swoakley - 1
ThePeter - 2
wolfpackgrrr - 1
mytwocents - 2
Specter - 2

While exploring the wilds of Canada, Wild Man Dave was captured by hostile wood fairies. Brad, the powerful chief of the fairies told him he could make one final statement which would determine how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Wild Man Dave found neither of this options too his liking, so he made a statement that got him out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the one statement he could have made?

5/2/2008 4:15:52 AM

wtf I got that one first

5/2/2008 4:16:26 AM

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

5/2/2008 4:16:37 AM

Wild Man Dave said: "You will boil me in water."

5/2/2008 4:17:10 AM

he made a true/false statement


^nice, yea i like it.

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:18 AM. Reason : ,.]

5/2/2008 4:17:32 AM

^^ nice

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:17 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 4:17:32 AM

gj chembob assuming you didnt cheat

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:18 AM. Reason : and juding by the punctuation...]

5/2/2008 4:17:45 AM

you're all cheating whores

except Vyou and grrr

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:20 AM. Reason : ]

5/2/2008 4:18:34 AM

im not cheating!

5/2/2008 4:18:54 AM

I usually have good punctuation and grammar.

5/2/2008 4:18:56 AM

Ok, a dragon with two heads stops a knight in a cave and says

head 1: I always tell the truth
head 2: He always lies, I never lie


if the knight guesses who is telling the truth, he gets to live.


does he?

5/2/2008 4:19:28 AM

And I went down a point

5/2/2008 4:19:45 AM

It's head 2

5/2/2008 4:20:40 AM

does he live or die?

5/2/2008 4:21:16 AM

Sorry wolfpackgrrr, old man Discgolfer has been drinkin tonight. I will credit you 1 pt. for answering 1st but I will still honor jtmartins answer. And for the most current question, chembob takes the cake

wawebste - 4
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 6
jtmartin - 9
Walter - 3
swoakley - 1
ThePeter - 2
wolfpackgrrr - 2
mytwocents - 2
Specter - 2

How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not born a U.S. Citizen?

5/2/2008 4:21:17 AM

the limit does not exist

5/2/2008 4:21:18 AM

applied for citizenship elsewhere

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:22 AM. Reason : nvm... born]

5/2/2008 4:21:48 AM

OK...I'm out...but I'd just like to point out that the reason for this is because it's bullshit...And water was never mentioned in the riddle so.....


There's a body lying dead on a bed, and on the floor beside it is a pair of scissors. The scissors were instrumental in his death, yet there's no trace of blood. The body reveals no signs of any cuts or bruises. How could the person have been murdered with the pair of scissors?
So someone was seemingly able to cut a waterbed open....and the slow leaking water, rather than ending up flowing onto the floor....stayed in the frame where it then filled up enough to effectively drown a man who is clearly already fucked because if he didn't wake up when the scissors were intially used OR during the many minutes in which the frame filled up yet he didn't simply sit up then it wasn't the water that killed him....?

5/2/2008 4:21:53 AM

Duel citizenship because he's part-Japanese.

omg stfu flood control

5/2/2008 4:22:51 AM

jtmartin your answer does not make sense to me, please explain

and ^^ i know, thats why i fucking hate riddles

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:24 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:24 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 4:22:52 AM

He was born before there was a United States

5/2/2008 4:22:56 AM

hes dual citizenship

5/2/2008 4:23:03 AM

dont worry bout it.. didnt mean it about ur question.. it's just 4:30am babble

5/2/2008 4:23:20 AM

stillborn

5/2/2008 4:23:28 AM

born in the city of Mass. in another country

5/2/2008 4:23:58 AM

ahh chembob, damn

5/2/2008 4:24:15 AM

well technically, an IV drip would have a cut in the skin from the needle

and the riddle never made the assumption that the person was able bodied enough to defend themselves

5/2/2008 4:24:44 AM

^^^ good guess

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:24 AM. Reason : ]

5/2/2008 4:24:45 AM

HINT: time is a factor

5/2/2008 4:25:17 AM

This question is taking place in the 1700s and he's a slave.

5/2/2008 4:25:21 AM

how bout his mother is named massachusetts and both his grandmothers names were massachusetts but where they were was not the US?


well its either the slave thing or just that it was before the US was a country

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:27 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 4:25:31 AM