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"i just learned to salsa dance from a 40+ year old woman"

That's not weird, unless she was hitting on you and buying you drinks at the bar...

7/20/2008 3:34:30 AM

^ no, it IS weird unless she was hitting on you and buying you drinks at the bar


weird thing about me, #143: I repeatedly edit just about every single internet forum post until every aspect is right. words, syntax, style, punctuation, emphasis, even whitespace. everything has to be just right. sometimes i make trivial edits to a post 6 or 7 times.


[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 4:03 AM. Reason : see? this is my first edit]

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 4:04 AM. Reason : oops. theres another]

[Edited on July 20, 2008 at 4:06 AM. Reason : ahah. here's the third. ]

7/20/2008 3:59:39 AM

7/20/2008 4:04:42 AM

i keep letting her back and thinking she could turn it around

who am i kidding?
that was a failure no matter if i still love her. She just has too many mental problems and wont ever come out of it

7/20/2008 4:16:03 AM

i done that

7/20/2008 4:32:27 AM

signed

7/20/2008 4:48:05 AM

i'm convinced i need to hook up with a black girl

7/20/2008 4:48:50 AM

honestly jen wins page 5 imo

7/20/2008 5:14:08 AM

I shower with a bird on my head almost the whole time.

7/20/2008 6:05:07 AM

^ what? that's crazy.

7/20/2008 6:07:25 AM

yep. Metricula won this thread.

but i do think pics of said event would be in order.

7/21/2008 3:41:30 PM

i pee before jerking off and think girls that watch porn masturbate as much as me

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 1:41 AM. Reason : .]

7/22/2008 1:41:09 AM

^^^^ hahahaha yes pics please

7/22/2008 1:42:57 AM

I have a hole in my head, about half an inch to the up/front of my ear. It's not my eye either.

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 1:46 AM. Reason : ^he wants pictures of a girl taking a shower. BRILLIANT]

7/22/2008 1:45:32 AM

i've gotten so used to shooting with a digital SLR camera that i am not totally worthless if i have to take a picture with a point-n-shoot pocket camera. some one will hand me one to take a picture and i'm like... "ok... gimme a second and let me think about how to use this"

7/22/2008 1:45:46 AM

i can sleep through an earthquake

not really weird, but just pure awesomeness

7/22/2008 1:47:03 AM

^^^ picture of bird on someone's head shower or no shower makes me lol, stop being a douche

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 1:49 AM. Reason : .]

7/22/2008 1:49:12 AM

^Relax? It's just the internet.

7/22/2008 1:50:45 AM

spending 5$ makes me uneasy

7/22/2008 1:57:30 AM

Squeezing cotton balls makes me nauseated.
I don't eat any seafood.
I make all of my money face the same way, even coins if they're in a coin holder.

more to come as I think of them...

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 1:59 AM. Reason : $]

7/22/2008 1:58:26 AM

my ideals could be considered revolutionary

7/22/2008 2:01:06 AM

I make all of my money face the same way, even coins if they're in a coin holder.

i have to follow a particular order when shaving my legs and whatnot, otherwise i get confused.

7/22/2008 2:03:27 AM

^ if you do that also... is it still weird?

Hearing someone else cough, makes me have to clear my throat.

My nose is ridiculously sensitive. Anything touches it, or gets near it, it freaks me out.

I survived appendicitis for 2 weeks before getting an appendectomy. Apparently, my body built a membrane around the damage. After surgery, 3 doctors asked if they could write a submission to a medical journal about me. They said if I hadn't gone to the hospital when I did, I would've had 3 more days to live, tops.

7/22/2008 2:09:55 AM

i counted to 20,000 one time in a vain attempt to go to sleep.


and trust me, counting to 20,000 takes a long time

7/22/2008 2:14:11 AM

I m new TWW user with an UGLY username

7/22/2008 2:17:34 AM

^welcome, be prepared for an onslaught of people asking for pics of yourself

7/22/2008 2:21:17 AM

why? she's ugly

[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 2:22 AM. Reason : ]

7/22/2008 2:22:21 AM

^^^welcome, be prepared for an onslaught of people asking for pics of yourself

for real.

7/22/2008 2:22:46 AM

IM A LITTLE BICURIOUS

7/22/2008 2:24:43 AM

i too use the fan for noise not breeze
i won't wear mismatched socks. even if they're just white ankle socks they have to be the same style/brand
i don't pee on other people's pee
i dip popcorn in mustard. and regular pretzels too.
i look in the shower every night to make sure no one is in there (like they MAY have some how broken through the TINY window in my bathroom.)
i like to eat peanuts with the shells on. and eat the shell. sometimes not all the time but most of the time.
i'm a really messy sleeper but i can't go to sleep unless the covers are perfectly fixed. then they just get messed up all over again
i can't sleep without a comforter on which is dumb. because then i waste air conditioning making it cold so i can get under the covers
i talk to my cat
i really really really REALLY like cleaning my ears with qtips even though it is allegedly bad for you

7/22/2008 2:25:39 AM

i too use the fan for noise not breeze
i really really really REALLY like cleaning my ears with qtips even though it is allegedly bad for you
i can't sleep without a comforter on which is dumb. because then i waste air conditioning making it cold so i can get under the covers

7/22/2008 2:29:13 AM

Quote :

"i really really really REALLY like cleaning my ears with qtips even though it is allegedly bad for you"

I think everyone does this. I thought i was the only one at one time, but then when i brought it up with a group of friends they all agreed too.

7/22/2008 2:30:05 AM

yeah, the ear dr is all like "THATS BAD FOR YOUR!!!" but I'm all like "ITS AWESOME!!"

7/22/2008 2:49:45 AM

I am addicted to Tea Tree Australian Chewing Sticks, original and cinnamon

7/22/2008 2:53:13 AM

^^^^^^ you and DNL should hook up.

7/22/2008 1:37:06 PM

Quote :

"I am addicted to Tea Tree Australian Chewing Sticks, original and cinnamon"

7/22/2008 1:37:53 PM

oooooooooo what's that?!?!?

7/22/2008 1:38:23 PM

my sternum pops every morning. and it's loud as shit

7/22/2008 1:38:49 PM

Quote :

"i talk to my cat"

haha i used to get stoned and weird out a bit and try to convince my cat that it was ok to talk back and i wouldnt exploit him and all this shit

is that weird

7/22/2008 1:39:22 PM

i can crack my sternum

7/22/2008 1:39:50 PM

When I was four, the only friend I had was a blonde girl named Samantha, who lived next door to me. She played with My Little Ponies a lot and had both the movies. We watched the dragon one all the time.

Then, when I turned 5 my only friend was a black kid named BJ. Memories.

7/22/2008 1:53:50 PM

when i was four, all my neighbor friends were girls, too.

i dont think we played dolls, but the older girl across the street had these black and white "saddle shoes" that girls wore and i wanted a pair.

my mom and the shoe salesman tried to convince me that i should get a different pair, but goddammit, i wanted those shoes.

so i got em.

i dont remember how long i wore them around town. it may have only been a day or two. i think I blacked that part of my memory out.






[Edited on July 22, 2008 at 2:52 PM. Reason : ]

7/22/2008 2:51:18 PM

i write all of my blog entries on paper before posting them.

7/23/2008 1:56:21 AM

Sweet, I thought it was really weird that my sternum pops all the time.

7/23/2008 1:58:49 AM

me too! Mine cracks like a son of a bitch and people can hear it from a good distance. Half of the time, it feels like someone is compressing my chest till I crack it. A friend told me I'd get arthritis in my sternum...

When I was 8 I had a girlfriend who was a tom girl. She was a big ass dork too and got me interested in Command & Conquer, starcraft, and play with toy guns and shit. We'd play everyday. Then she moved in 6th grade up north. She facebooked me like last year and we hooked up for a month, but she happened to be a smoking cheerleader.

I never really thought those sayings you hear that ugly, fat or nerdy children can turn into fucking hot cheerleaders... If I had proof of this early on, I would have been childhood friends with more girls.

7/23/2008 2:13:24 AM

Pics!

7/23/2008 2:15:07 AM

Also, we met randomly last year at a break dancing competition at the Pits at UNC. She said she saw me there but didn't know it was me or not. I always surprise people that I can break dance...

7/23/2008 2:21:22 AM

You can dance if you want to.

7/23/2008 2:24:33 AM

I GET WICKED FUCKING INSOMNIA

7/23/2008 2:44:33 AM

um thats not very weird.

7/23/2008 11:32:46 AM