Dear Carl,

Thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City scarin' up venture capital money for my stand-up comedy tour "Meatwad Unplugged - No Buns Allowed." And also, we also gettin' a tan. Now remember Duey and Vanessa won't eat anything but chicken chow mein noodles. And you know Boxy, he eat anything as long as it's deep fried. They need to be walked twice a day, and be sure to pick up their doll droppings. You get a fine from the city. Thanks again. Sorry 'bout the house, big guy.

Sincerely,
Meatwad




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghSqX-lTwEs

business of givin you the business....up your butt (2:20)

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 11:21 PM. Reason : lol]

7/15/2009 11:15:57 PM

Spirits that haunt this house. Tell me...what was we talkin' 'bout?

7/15/2009 11:20:02 PM

dude, i just realized you were joie's cody. i'm so damn slow!

you showed me lovely music and i repay you by wanting to e-steal your girlfriend.

i have dishonored my clan

can you forgive me?

7/15/2009 11:21:03 PM

you look better without a beard

the beard does not become you

/homo

7/15/2009 11:21:09 PM

^^hahaha. you are forgiven, young grasshopper.

^ thank you for your concern. i will put that in the suggestion box for further review by myself at a later date.

[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 11:22 PM. Reason : k]

7/15/2009 11:22:09 PM

ahaha go to 3:35 of that link cody!

7/15/2009 11:22:28 PM

uh, i don't think you heard me. i said NO.



BURRRRRRNED.


[Edited on July 15, 2009 at 11:26 PM. Reason : k]

7/15/2009 11:24:14 PM

7/15/2009 11:24:30 PM

PONG?

7/15/2009 11:25:24 PM

oh, i mean i still want to steal her away.

is that going to affect our relationship?

7/15/2009 11:26:34 PM

^^ PONG indeed! porter pong.

^ nah. i might be getting rid of her because of the cottage cheese anyway.


(from JT's vid)
ahahahahaha, this exchange is 109239/10.
MW - what are you making?
FL - a time machine.
MW - that's dumb.
FL - really?
MW - yes.
FL - well, mr. smartypants, have you ever gone back in time?
MW - i farted my way out of an elevator.
FL - that's not the same thing.

7/15/2009 11:28:12 PM

ahahah i laughed at that one too. i was gonna say watch the scene right after too...but i knew you would anyway

7/15/2009 11:29:37 PM

u mad?

7/16/2009 12:17:29 AM

how's that foot, partna?

7/16/2009 10:00:37 AM

i'm trying to figure out when i can go get it x-rayed today.

shit kept me up last night and i can't put much weight on it.

7/16/2009 10:34:15 AM

dammit

7/16/2009 10:37:10 AM

it didn't feel too bad when i went to sleep last night, but at about 3AM shit was on fire. i made joie get me some ice and ibuprofen so i could get back to sleep. i couldn't walk to get it myself.

7/16/2009 10:39:36 AM

shit man. I hope it's not too bad. gimmie a buzz if'n you need anything.

7/16/2009 10:48:44 AM

word man. thanks.

7/16/2009 11:33:01 AM

7/16/2009 1:15:59 PM

you have an admirer

2/8/2010 12:06:12 AM

hahaha, oh god.

2/8/2010 12:06:34 AM

bttt because I appreciate people who can perform near-impossible bar tricks.

2/8/2010 12:06:48 AM

twice!

2/8/2010 12:07:13 AM

cody workin that bar e-game

2/8/2010 12:07:42 AM

did you go for three?

2/8/2010 12:07:44 AM

i quit at 2 for the night. (they occurred on separate occasions)

i'll go for 3 at trivia wednesday.

2/8/2010 12:08:18 AM

you will never do it. ill kiss nick on the lips if you do

2/8/2010 12:09:06 AM

Ew and how do you know Nick would want THAT?

2/8/2010 12:09:24 AM

^^ noted.

all take notice!!

[Edited on February 8, 2010 at 12:09 AM. Reason : ^ doesn't matter! ]

2/8/2010 12:09:27 AM

me and rick are still in the works for making a baby with wayne rooney...oh im sure he would want it

2/8/2010 12:09:53 AM

see now that you said that, he'll make it a third time and you'll be screwed

2/8/2010 12:10:30 AM

Katie + Rick
sittin' in a tree

K
I
S
S
I
N
G

2/8/2010 12:11:52 AM

i kind of hope so.

nick

2/8/2010 12:12:12 AM

^^ LOL

^hahahahah

2/8/2010 12:12:25 AM

^^ well okay then

2/8/2010 12:12:53 AM

she has met me one night and is already calling me a girls name....

2/8/2010 12:13:54 AM

^

2/8/2010 12:14:28 AM

yes! e-kisses. rick beware...

lol

2/8/2010 12:15:07 AM

2/8/2010 12:15:31 AM

haha fuck i messed up already

2/8/2010 12:15:47 AM

it's all about love in my thread.

2/8/2010 12:17:47 AM

2/8/2010 12:18:11 AM

that's right

2/8/2010 12:20:14 AM

wow the top of this page is awesome

[Edited on February 8, 2010 at 12:21 AM. Reason : f]

2/8/2010 12:20:55 AM

2/8/2010 12:20:57 AM

2/8/2010 12:21:19 AM

2/8/2010 12:23:27 AM

hahahahahahaha, yeah, that's me

[Edited on February 8, 2010 at 12:24 AM. Reason : but i'm not 5'8'' anymore. (i was when i was 15)]

2/8/2010 12:24:03 AM

that's a pretty awesome photo

2/8/2010 12:24:12 AM