Don't you mean . hehehe! w00t! I'm on top again![Edited on September 1, 2010 at 9:18 PM. Reason : .]
9/1/2010 9:17:46 PM
SEX
9/1/2010 9:18:34 PM
In light of recent events tonight, I regret to inform you that I have moved on....
9/1/2010 9:18:35 PM
I WONDER WHAT SHMORRI'S CONNECTION TO CASUMMER MIGHT BEHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
9/1/2010 9:18:46 PM
SHHh EMCE, I thought we were supposed to keep it on the DL
9/1/2010 9:19:02 PM
nvm[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 9:20 PM. Reason : I'm not supposed to say]
9/1/2010 9:19:13 PM
Oh shit. Called the fuck out.
9/1/2010 9:19:51 PM
MARRIED HUHFINALLY THE TRUTH
9/1/2010 9:20:47 PM
yup. anything for a greencard.
9/1/2010 9:22:33 PM
well that just means we all gotta step up our hitting on her if she's married
9/1/2010 9:23:04 PM
hahaha, this is like the time that I convinced TWW that gunzz and Nerdchick were dating aaahhhh, the beauty of a conveniently timed edit
9/1/2010 9:23:42 PM
you're not doing a good job of covering it up EMCE
9/1/2010 9:24:01 PM
Whatever yall. Thanks for playing my game. For those who would like to continue playing, let's play! I know bottombaby, zorthage, and shmorri2 will still play! We've got a thing going on.
9/1/2010 9:26:00 PM
Shhhh.. Just don't tell my IRL wife that I've got one of them E-wives. She'd rape me (not my IRL wife, my e-wife, she don't hold back)
9/1/2010 9:26:53 PM
In light of recent events, I will still treat the whole gang to ice cream, sprinkles, and waffle cones
9/1/2010 9:27:06 PM
I HAVE TO SLEEP. You and your games, you never let me get any sleep.
9/1/2010 9:28:27 PM
You better add brownies on top of that, sir. Or else you gonna get raped... too.
9/1/2010 9:28:40 PM
no brownies ಠ_ಠ
9/1/2010 9:29:21 PM
^^^you know you like playing my games...even if you don't get any sleep. I'm the one that always has to get up early the next morning. hehehe!
9/1/2010 9:32:47 PM
Early in the mornin'...Strap boots on my feet...
9/1/2010 10:47:07 PM
9/1/2010 10:48:21 PM
^^Wow that's random. Too bad it's late at night. What do you have on your feet now? ^He's just a baller like that. [Edited on September 1, 2010 at 10:49 PM. Reason : .]
9/1/2010 10:48:36 PM
Socks. Black socks... which don't necessarily mean the same thing as black underwear, yet, we can still achieve the same results.In fact, let me take them off for you.. That's right, naked feet. MMMMMmmMMMmMmmm..
9/1/2010 10:51:03 PM
9/1/2010 10:51:43 PM
Hmm...I'm not really a foot person. I mean, if that's what your into then I can make some adjustments. I'm all about pleasing.
9/1/2010 10:53:59 PM
I can tell you what you could adjust. Your location. How about we meet up?(you can meet my wife too. bottombaby can testify that she's pretty rad. [Edited on September 1, 2010 at 10:55 PM. Reason : .a]
9/1/2010 10:55:13 PM
I think I can handle that arrangement. Can I bring bottombaby with me? I want to make sure I can still enjoy myself no matter what.
9/1/2010 10:57:59 PM
Yeah. Absolutely, if she's down for it.
9/1/2010 10:59:07 PM
Wow. The things that happen when I'm not paying attention.Sure, I'll come along.Consider me your own personal toy, casummer. [Edited on September 1, 2010 at 11:33 PM. Reason : .]
9/1/2010 11:22:18 PM
^That's what I like to hear! I can be your toy and you can play with me anytime you want! [Edited on September 2, 2010 at 1:03 PM. Reason : .]
9/2/2010 1:02:50 PM
Bump!Her Silly Bands glow in the dark.
9/3/2010 10:32:21 AM
Thanks for the bump! I like it when you bump me! I had no idea that my silly bandz glowed in the dark. That was so awesome!!!!! If it weren't for you, I would never have noticed. Thanks for not keeping me in the dark anymore! (ok that was cheesy...you know you love it though)
9/3/2010 10:36:25 AM
Haha. Well, it was the only way that I could keep track of your hands.
9/3/2010 10:39:27 AM
Hehehe! Iswydt! You can never be too sure about where they might end up!
9/3/2010 11:24:56 AM
Oh get a room you two, and then let me join. [Edited on September 3, 2010 at 7:15 PM. Reason : .]
9/3/2010 7:15:08 PM
As long as you promise not to fall asleep!
9/3/2010 7:18:46 PM
Oh baby oh baby oh...[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 7:25 PM. Reason : baby!]
9/3/2010 7:24:36 PM
In honor of you mentioning something about Sexy Tadpoles with your secret lover(s)...I stumbled across this WTF video... There is no going back. You can't unsee this.
9/4/2010 2:42:22 AM
She appreciates a good Chicago pizza, so she has my appreciation
9/4/2010 2:45:28 AM
So that explains where sex tadpoles come from!
9/4/2010 2:46:07 AM
HA. You said come.
9/4/2010 2:49:33 AM
Better to come than to have came.[Edited on September 4, 2010 at 3:55 AM. Reason : ]
9/4/2010 3:43:08 AM
If you came, then you are more than welcome to come again... and again... and again...
9/4/2010 4:12:03 AM
I can't think of anyone else who would appreciate this more.
9/5/2010 8:56:20 PM
That picture is fantastic...and that woman is hot. Niiiiice ass.
9/5/2010 8:57:46 PM
Yeah, I saw the picture and was like OMG.Not to mention, casummer talks about her desire to pee standing up more than any woman I've ever met.
9/5/2010 8:59:43 PM
What can I say bottombaby. It would be so much easier if you just had a penis. You wouldn't have to squat over the toilet so you didn't touch anything. Plus, you wouldn't have to wait in the huge ass woman's bathroom line. Ugh! I hate waiting in line. Women just need to learn to pee quicker. Oh well...I digress. Thanks shmorri2 for the sexy tadpoles video. I don't really think those were very sexy. Thanks zorthage for the Chicago pizza. That was the best pizza I've had in a long time. I can't wait to go back! Thank you to all who appreciate me...I appreciate you! Now let the games continue! [Edited on September 7, 2010 at 10:54 AM. Reason : .]
9/7/2010 10:52:53 AM
I want you to teach me how to kill zombies!
9/7/2010 11:19:29 AM
I would love to teach you how to kill zombies! That way you could protect yourself from zombie clown and zombie cat. hehehe!
9/7/2010 11:23:05 AM
I want you to fart in my ear....
9/7/2010 11:23:17 AM