native american?

5/2/2008 4:25:59 AM

Puritans.

5/2/2008 4:27:29 AM

Clinton weeps for the non US citizen.

5/2/2008 4:28:11 AM

I'm gonna give it to wolfpackgrrr, with the closest answer. He was born before 1783, meaning Massachusetts would still be a British colony

wawebste - 4
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 6
jtmartin - 9
Walter - 3
swoakley - 1
ThePeter - 2
wolfpackgrrr - 3
mytwocents - 2
Specter - 2

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:29 AM. Reason : theres your point wolfpackgrrr]

5/2/2008 4:28:44 AM

the end?

5/2/2008 4:28:57 AM

I gots 4 points. YAY

And with that I'm leaving work.

5/2/2008 4:29:24 AM

A little pool with two layers of wall around it. One white and soft and the other dark and hard, amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass. What am I?

5/2/2008 4:29:32 AM

yes

5/2/2008 4:29:34 AM

Quote :

"wolfpackgrrr All American 8849 Posts user info edit post Duel citizenship because he's part-Japanese. omg stfu flood control 5/2/2008 4:22:51 AM DiscGolfer All American 2024 Posts user info edit post jtmartin your answer does not make sense to me, please explain and ^^ i know, thats why i fucking hate riddles [Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:24 AM. Reason : .] [Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:24 AM. Reason : .] 5/2/2008 4:22:52 AM chembob IDRINKYOURMILKSHAKE 20488 Posts user info edit post He was born before there was a United States 5/2/2008 4:22:56 AM"

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

5/2/2008 4:29:36 AM

that's like me asking the following riddle:

A family of 5 (mother, father, and three kids ages 8, 10, and 12) from New York goes to California to Disneyland. They enter the park at 8:00 a.m. and when the park closes at midnight, they are now a family of 8 (mother, father, and five kids ages, 8, 10, 12, 13 and 15). How is this possible?

5/2/2008 4:29:41 AM

^^Not Chembob who answered correctly about 5 post before grr?

5/2/2008 4:30:06 AM

They kidnapped two kids from It's a Small World.

5/2/2008 4:30:36 AM

nope

5/2/2008 4:30:50 AM

A septic tank

5/2/2008 4:31:24 AM

i'm cutting myself off... need sleep.. night all

5/2/2008 4:31:38 AM

answer my riddle people

5/2/2008 4:31:58 AM

interracial porn where there's actually grass on the field

^m2c they abduct two kids, and one of the kids is a siamese twin that counts as two people to get from 7 to 8

5/2/2008 4:32:08 AM

in NY they arent a complete family because of some stupid law and california does

5/2/2008 4:32:42 AM

yea i'm pretty drunk, chembob, i'll grant you a point due to my apparent misreading here. And as of now, the riddle game is put on hold.

Current Standings
wawebste - 4
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 7
jtmartin - 9
Walter - 3
swoakley - 1
ThePeter - 2
wolfpackgrrr - 2
mytwocents - 2
Specter - 2

[Edited on May 2, 2008 at 4:34 AM. Reason : .]

5/2/2008 4:33:15 AM

THANKS

5/2/2008 4:33:43 AM

i need the answer to m2c's before i can has sleep

can you PM it?

5/2/2008 4:34:05 AM

wtf I have 3

Quote :

"there you go wolfpackgrrr! knowledge, wisdom, same shit"

Quote :

"Sorry wolfpackgrrr, old man Discgolfer has been drinkin tonight. I will credit you 1 pt. for answering 1st but I will still honor jtmartins answer. "

Quote :

"I'll give to wolfpackgrrr, he was on a waterbed which was cut open, and he drowned "

5/2/2008 4:39:57 AM

yeah, I want the answer to that Disney one too.

5/2/2008 4:40:26 AM

well OK......in keeping with DiscGolfer's theme...here's the answer:

The answer is that while in Disneyland the father got a call on his cell phone from a local hospital saying that the 2 children that the parents were told died after birth, actually lived after getting some stem cells and it was just a coincidence that those 2 kids happened to be taking their very first trip to Disneyland that day too! So they met up at the Spinning Teacups.

5/2/2008 4:43:03 AM

ahahahaha that seriously had me laughing in the office. Now people are giving me looks.

5/2/2008 4:43:53 AM

Anger + Hostility + and the internet + _______ =

Quote :

"well OK......in keeping with DiscGolfer's theme...here's the answer: The answer is that while in Disneyland the father got a call on his cell phone from a local hospital saying that the 2 children that the parents were told died after birth, actually lived after getting some stem cells and it was just a coincidence that those 2 kids happened to be taking their very first trip to Disneyland that day too! So they met up at the Spinning Teacups."

What's missing?

5/2/2008 4:45:46 AM

tdub

5/2/2008 4:46:46 AM

Actually, it was just a poor attempt at saying:

"I sense hostility in m2c."

in a creative way.

5/2/2008 4:48:59 AM

Round 1 Standings
wawebste - 4
lmnop - 1
simonn - 1
chembob - 7
jtmartin - 9
Walter - 3
swoakley - 1
ThePeter - 2
wolfpackgrrr - 3
mytwocents - 2
Specter - 2

Now it's bedtime.

5/2/2008 4:50:09 AM

dude i so got the waterbed one.

5/2/2008 5:17:19 AM

For any and all complaints, please see the following:

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5/2/2008 5:21:18 AM

perhaps the parents are kids at heart, or found their lost youth or something, so they count twice

5/2/2008 10:22:48 AM

jesus, 7 pages?

5/2/2008 11:24:34 AM

We were bored

5/2/2008 8:16:58 PM

...and it was late/early.

5/2/2008 8:17:54 PM

haha i had to come back and re-read the last few pages of this thread...

sorry for the shitty scorekeeping

5/2/2008 9:54:14 PM

i will be back on later for late night drunk riddles

5/2/2008 10:23:41 PM

i was considering doing a general puzzles thread

5/2/2008 10:27:26 PM

oooh oooh I have one:

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil, the poor have it and the rich need it and if you eat it, you will die?

5/2/2008 10:50:37 PM

nothing

5/2/2008 10:57:08 PM

heh, that's a good one

5/2/2008 11:14:32 PM

aww im back for more.. guess no one is on

5/3/2008 2:28:02 AM

Rich people want it
Poor people have it
You can hold it in your hand
It's not poisonous
but if you eat it, you will die.

What is it?

5/3/2008 11:02:05 AM

nothing

5/3/2008 11:03:10 AM

I remember my 7th grade teacher told us this one on the first day of class, and didn't give us the answer until the very last day ... drove me mad ...

Three businessmen are in town for a meeting and decide to share a hotel room. The room cost $30, so they each pitch in $10. Later that evening, the manager realizes he overcharged them, and the rooms are only $25. He gives the bellhop $5 to take up to the room. The bellhop is greedy, so he keeps 2 bucks for himself, and gives each guy $1 back. Thus, each man only paid $9 for the room, adding up to $27, and the bellhop has $2. That's $29, where is the extra dollar?

5/3/2008 11:14:41 AM

5/3/2008 11:18:04 AM

5/3/2008 11:18:25 AM

What row of numbers comes next in this series?

1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 1:13 PM. Reason : ]

5/3/2008 1:08:46 PM

^^^^the last sentence is wrong. They each pay $9, totalling $27. - 25 for the room and 2 for the bellhop. It's NOT 29 for the room AND bellhop



Does this mean I win?

[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 1:12 PM. Reason : extra ^]

5/3/2008 1:09:45 PM

Yeah I guess, jtmartin.

Basically, what I said was incorrect, and my "math" misleads you.

The manager has $25, the guys have $1 each (totalling $3) and the bellhop has $2, making $30 total. There is no missing dolla.

5/3/2008 1:51:09 PM