sportbikeTWW or real life
4/27/2009 6:34:09 PM
real lifeshitting or jerking off
4/27/2009 6:39:42 PM
jerking offSolinari or Arab13
4/27/2009 7:46:06 PM
Arab13beer or liquor
4/28/2009 8:12:20 AM
liquorstay or go?/clash
4/28/2009 8:17:58 AM
ice cream
4/28/2009 8:34:42 AM
book or magazine
4/28/2009 9:13:34 AM
magazine (assuming it's current events) honeydew or watermelon?
4/28/2009 9:45:03 AM
watermelon!honda or toyota
4/28/2009 9:45:41 AM
HondaPull the plug, or don't pull the plug?
4/28/2009 12:35:34 PM
pull the plugUp your ass or up you SO's ass?
4/28/2009 12:48:31 PM
Up your... SO's ass?What's an SO?Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert
4/28/2009 11:02:59 PM
(SO is Significant Other)Stephen Colbertasian or italian (food, not women)
4/28/2009 11:49:35 PM
ITALIANbowling a 300 or hitting a hole in 1
4/29/2009 12:07:57 AM
300AMD or Intel
4/29/2009 12:08:31 AM
AMDAsian or Italian (Women, not food)
4/29/2009 12:09:18 AM
AsianBecause they know, they know what you wantCareer or graduate school?
4/30/2009 2:34:54 PM
careerhip or hop?
4/30/2009 2:36:15 PM
hiprock or roll?
4/30/2009 2:36:41 PM
rockBlue or Grass?
4/30/2009 2:40:53 PM
bluepurple or pink
4/30/2009 2:41:05 PM
purpletoilet paper or baby wipes?
4/30/2009 2:50:32 PM
tpcock or vagina
4/30/2009 2:51:33 PM
i like how you can call a penis a cock, but didn't call a vagina pussy
4/30/2009 2:54:28 PM
lolol
4/30/2009 2:56:22 PM
maybe because he thinks "cock" is a funny word, and so is "vagina"? "pussy" isn't really funny.
4/30/2009 2:58:26 PM
i choose COCK401k or Roth IRA
4/30/2009 3:00:31 PM
Roth IRAPaper cut to death or being crushed by the tracks from a Sherman tank[Edited on April 30, 2009 at 3:01 PM. Reason : .]
4/30/2009 3:01:37 PM
Crushed by a tank (Welcome to Tiananmen Square)Capitalist clusterfuck or socialist republic?
4/30/2009 3:11:25 PM
capitalist clusterfuck cause it has the word clusterfuck in itclusterfuck or FUBAR?
4/30/2009 3:12:02 PM
clusterfuckcatastrofuck or fuckedtastic?
4/30/2009 3:16:48 PM
catastrofuck swimming in the ocean or sunning on the sand
5/1/2009 10:02:04 AM
Swimming in the ocean.Standing next to a really smelly man in an elevatororhaving to stand next to a guy with a boner on a bus and feeling it rub up against you all the time?[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 10:45 AM. Reason : ]
5/1/2009 10:45:21 AM
smelly guy for sure...(at least you get off the elevator more quickly than the bus) chinchilla or hedgehog?
5/1/2009 10:48:43 AM
hedge hogvacation london or paris?[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 10:52 AM. Reason : .]
5/1/2009 10:51:59 AM
Paris.survive a nuclear war only to become the podiatrist to a race of mutants or serve a 40 year prison sentence[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 10:53 AM. Reason : ]
5/1/2009 10:53:19 AM
nuclear wartim "the tool man" taylororal borlan
5/1/2009 1:01:29 PM
al borlans beardm&m's or skittles
5/1/2009 1:24:40 PM
m&m'sType I DiabetesorType II Diabetes
5/1/2009 1:25:45 PM
Type... I?Cool tag line that scares people you're about to killorwallet that says "bad motha fucka"[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : ]
5/1/2009 1:25:52 PM
^^^m&m's^^Type II^ walletSpiral bound or 3-ring?[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 1:26 PM. Reason : .][Edited on May 1, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : .]
5/1/2009 1:26:05 PM
SpiralBeing accept by ugly people-or-Being rejected by beautiful people.
5/1/2009 1:30:13 PM
Being accepted by ugly peopleRunning from the KKK (or equivalent scary racist extremist group) ORRunning away from bulls during the running of the bulls
5/1/2009 3:15:00 PM
bullsfirefly or jeremiah weed?
5/2/2009 3:41:58 AM
fireflypeanut butter and jelly or ham and cheese?
5/2/2009 4:47:41 AM
pb+jpink lemonade or yellow lemonade?
5/2/2009 4:56:35 AM
yellowcruisers or crotch rockets?
5/2/2009 7:00:23 AM
crotch rocket0 or 1?
5/2/2009 7:16:17 AM
1hot fudge or hot caramel on your sundae?
5/2/2009 9:43:23 AM
caramelPage 7 or page 8?
5/2/2009 9:44:23 AM