sportbike

TWW or real life

4/27/2009 6:34:09 PM

real life

shitting or jerking off

4/27/2009 6:39:42 PM

jerking off


Solinari or Arab13

4/27/2009 7:46:06 PM

Arab13

beer or liquor

4/28/2009 8:12:20 AM

liquor

stay or go?

/clash

4/28/2009 8:17:58 AM

ice cream

4/28/2009 8:34:42 AM

book or magazine

4/28/2009 9:13:34 AM

magazine (assuming it's current events)

honeydew or watermelon?

4/28/2009 9:45:03 AM

watermelon!

honda or toyota

4/28/2009 9:45:41 AM

Honda


Pull the plug, or don't pull the plug?

4/28/2009 12:35:34 PM

pull the plug

Up your ass or up you SO's ass?

4/28/2009 12:48:31 PM

Up your... SO's ass?

What's an SO?



Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert

4/28/2009 11:02:59 PM

(SO is Significant Other)

Stephen Colbert

asian or italian (food, not women)

4/28/2009 11:49:35 PM

ITALIAN


bowling a 300 or hitting a hole in 1

4/29/2009 12:07:57 AM

300

AMD or Intel

4/29/2009 12:08:31 AM

AMD

Asian or Italian (Women, not food)

4/29/2009 12:09:18 AM

Asian

Because they know, they know what you want

Career or graduate school?

4/30/2009 2:34:54 PM

career

hip or hop?

4/30/2009 2:36:15 PM

hip

rock or roll?

4/30/2009 2:36:41 PM

rock

Blue or Grass?

4/30/2009 2:40:53 PM

blue

purple or pink

4/30/2009 2:41:05 PM

purple

toilet paper or baby wipes?

4/30/2009 2:50:32 PM

tp

cock or vagina

4/30/2009 2:51:33 PM

i like how you can call a penis a cock, but didn't call a vagina pussy

4/30/2009 2:54:28 PM

lolol

4/30/2009 2:56:22 PM

maybe because he thinks "cock" is a funny word, and so is "vagina"? "pussy" isn't really funny.

4/30/2009 2:58:26 PM

i choose COCK

401k or Roth IRA

4/30/2009 3:00:31 PM

Roth IRA

Paper cut to death or being crushed by the tracks from a Sherman tank

[Edited on April 30, 2009 at 3:01 PM. Reason : .]

4/30/2009 3:01:37 PM

Crushed by a tank (Welcome to Tiananmen Square)


Capitalist clusterfuck or socialist republic?

4/30/2009 3:11:25 PM

capitalist clusterfuck cause it has the word clusterfuck in it

clusterfuck or FUBAR?

4/30/2009 3:12:02 PM

clusterfuck

catastrofuck or fuckedtastic?

4/30/2009 3:16:48 PM

catastrofuck

swimming in the ocean or sunning on the sand

5/1/2009 10:02:04 AM

Swimming in the ocean.

Standing next to a really smelly man in an elevator

or

having to stand next to a guy with a boner on a bus and feeling it rub up against you all the time?

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 10:45 AM. Reason : ]

5/1/2009 10:45:21 AM

smelly guy for sure...(at least you get off the elevator more quickly than the bus)

chinchilla or hedgehog?

5/1/2009 10:48:43 AM

hedge hog

vacation london or paris?

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 10:52 AM. Reason : .]

5/1/2009 10:51:59 AM

Paris.

survive a nuclear war only to become the podiatrist to a race of mutants

or

serve a 40 year prison sentence

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 10:53 AM. Reason : ]

5/1/2009 10:53:19 AM

nuclear war

tim "the tool man" taylor

or

al borlan

5/1/2009 1:01:29 PM

al borlans beard

m&m's or skittles

5/1/2009 1:24:40 PM

m&m's

Type I Diabetes

or

Type II Diabetes

5/1/2009 1:25:45 PM

Type... I?


Cool tag line that scares people you're about to kill

or

wallet that says "bad motha fucka"


[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : ]

5/1/2009 1:25:52 PM

^^^m&m's

^^Type II

^ wallet

Spiral bound or 3-ring?

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 1:26 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 1:27 PM. Reason : .]

5/1/2009 1:26:05 PM

Spiral

Being accept by ugly people
-or-
Being rejected by beautiful people.

5/1/2009 1:30:13 PM

Being accepted by ugly people

Running from the KKK (or equivalent scary racist extremist group)

OR

Running away from bulls during the running of the bulls

5/1/2009 3:15:00 PM

bulls


firefly or jeremiah weed?

5/2/2009 3:41:58 AM

firefly

peanut butter and jelly or ham and cheese?

5/2/2009 4:47:41 AM

pb+j

pink lemonade or yellow lemonade?

5/2/2009 4:56:35 AM

yellow


cruisers or crotch rockets?

5/2/2009 7:00:23 AM

crotch rocket

0 or 1?

5/2/2009 7:16:17 AM

1

hot fudge or hot caramel on your sundae?

5/2/2009 9:43:23 AM

caramel
Page 7 or page 8?

5/2/2009 9:44:23 AM