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6/15/2013 11:15:43 AM

6/15/2013 3:59:04 PM

I could watch that all damn day

6/15/2013 4:54:09 PM

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"I could watch that all damn day"

6/15/2013 6:56:21 PM

She is so wide and flat

6/15/2013 7:32:14 PM

god made her a weird shaped pelvis

6/15/2013 8:02:19 PM

I think I am excited that her thighs touch.

6/15/2013 8:20:00 PM

I would be excited to touch her thighs

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6/15/2013 8:21:29 PM

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"god made her a weird shaped pelvis"

best seen in the 1st pic below, and the chicken legs as well, which can be seen nicely in every pic

[would still hit]
















reader comments are quite funny!

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"I don't understand why people consider her "curvy." She has a broad, undefined waist and her hips are very narrow. If it weren't for her large breasts she would have almost no shape. - kira, NYC, United States, 13/6/2013 6:49 Click to rate Rating 2030Report abuse what an awkwardly shaped body - h54240, washington dc, 13/6/2013 6:47 Click to rate Rating 1572Report abuse This chic does NOT HAVE A NICE BODY. She looks like Sponge Bob Square Pants. - noname, New York, United States, 13/6/2013 6:33 Click to rate Rating 1299Report abuse She has no waist which gives her an odd shape. - Acton, USA, 13/6/2013 6:43 Click to rate Rating 1079Report abuse Kate has that All-American pretty face but she has a strange body. Her hips are really high so she looks like she has a tiny upper body. - Ashley, City US, 13/6/2013 6:44 Click to rate Rating 893Report abuse I honestly cannot believe how much fame this woman's breasts have brought her. You'd think she was literally the first woman ever to have them. - Dragoness_Leclerq, Los Angeles, United States, 13/6/2013 9:58 Click to rate Rating 618Report abuse Odd shaped. Pear-like around the middle. - MJT, Somewhere in the USA, 13/6/2013 6:41 Click to rate Rating 577Report abuse Her midriff is just wrong! - Donna, Robin hood country, UK, 13/6/2013 10:04 Click to rate Rating 376Report abuse Not a bad body, just a weird one. - SeattleChick, Seattle, United States, 13/6/2013 10:12 Click to rate Rating 346Report abuse She has odd legs a short, square mid-section, and a flat derriere...the breasts seem to be her best asset, and even they look like they will be hanging low before she is 30. ...guess I don't get the uproar. - Asuigeneris1, Albuquerque, United States, 13/6/2013 10:12 Click to rate Rating 342"

6/15/2013 10:03:13 PM

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"This chic does NOT HAVE A NICE BODY. She looks like Sponge Bob Square Pants."

Thread over he wins

6/15/2013 10:21:04 PM

http://tinyurl.com/nszltfq

6/20/2013 3:46:00 PM

damn kate upton riding sarah jessica parker topless

6/20/2013 3:49:58 PM

with all this fame, you would think Kate Upton is the first woman to have giant titties, ever.


[Edited on June 20, 2013 at 3:57 PM. Reason : s]

6/20/2013 3:55:45 PM

to be honest.... i don't really find her that attractive but then i married my hottie so....


i was just trying to sell the horse face joke.

6/20/2013 3:59:19 PM

i lol'd

6/20/2013 4:34:46 PM

Anyone who thinks shes not hot is either jealous or gay

6/20/2013 6:28:55 PM

no, you just have low standards

6/20/2013 7:09:28 PM

^^ or has different tastes?

She is attractive to me on my binary scale of attractive vs unattractive, but unless you are the type of guy who puts tits above all else (and I realize there are plenty like that), she doesn't really offer much else.

So no, she's not unattractive to me, but I don't think she warrant the hordes of "omg if you don't think she's hot you're gay" followings. To me, she's decent as that girl-next-door, but if you're talking people whose job is to be attractive, she's fairly low on the totem pole.

Pretty sure it all just comes down to personal taste.

[Edited on June 20, 2013 at 7:40 PM. Reason : ]

6/20/2013 7:25:02 PM

Shes a rectangle with boobs

6/20/2013 7:54:00 PM

Exactly. My girls got some pretty Ds with better hips and a Mensa iq

6/20/2013 8:03:22 PM

how do married people especially not want to just bang the hell out of kate upton

must not have been married long enough if you still "think your wife is the most beautiful woman in the world"

6/20/2013 8:06:00 PM

plenty of people I find incredibly attractive even though I've been with my wife for a long time; Kate Upton just doesn't happen to be one of them for me. I don't think it's strange that other people find her hot though, because other people obviously have different tastes.

worth noting that wanting to bang/find incredibly attractive vs willing to bang (if single and she was interested) are entirely different things.



[Edited on June 20, 2013 at 8:12 PM. Reason : ]

6/20/2013 8:11:26 PM

I don't get the hate for people who are apathetic about her attractiveness. I wish everyone else thought she looked like a troll so I could be pounding it on the regular

6/20/2013 8:28:12 PM

lol I have been saying this about her body the whole time...but I'm just jelly right?

6/20/2013 8:40:11 PM

^


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6/20/2013 8:49:30 PM

there is nothing attractive about a youngish, tall, top heavy yet well proportioned female.

pointy elbows, etc.

6/20/2013 9:05:07 PM

lulz itt

6/20/2013 9:33:58 PM

looks like a rectangle, would not accept fellatio




unsexy facial expressions, would not let her grind on me on the dancefloor




has crazy eyes, would not buy a drink at the bar




hates fast food, would not take out to dinner

6/20/2013 9:45:43 PM

I wouldnt kick her out of bed, unless she wanted to fuck on the floor.

6/20/2013 11:46:48 PM

Ok....

#1 I find peeps attractive Kate is attractive just not jaw on the floor attractive to me.
#2 I have this weird thing where personality seems to affect my sight.... Airhead blonde -2 pts in contrast Olivia +2 pts
#3 huge boobs are not really my thing I like some firmness and perkiness

You can say shit all you want she's just not a 10 for me, or a 9 ... To be honest I find a couple twwers more attractive than upton (not Wilde tho)

And to the not being married long enough thing, probably 2 years and we're still having a blast.

6/21/2013 4:32:03 AM

There's a topless video of her floating around. TMZ released the censored version and claims they have the uncensored version.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/da0ff3261359869#

6/22/2013 1:14:56 AM

^Please see above.

Specifically the posts dated 6/20/13.

6/23/2013 3:21:15 AM

so is this the fashion these days?

6/24/2013 7:51:37 PM

also, olivia wilde is too skinny, imo. pretty face and eyes, but her body needs a little more for my taste.

[Edited on June 24, 2013 at 8:15 PM. Reason : ______]

6/24/2013 8:13:33 PM

Olivia Wilde has the vagina of a 13 year old...

6/24/2013 8:25:56 PM

6/25/2013 10:40:17 AM

I would suck a 12 dicks before I fucked that no hips ugly broad - Typical TWW User

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6/25/2013 10:41:35 AM

6/25/2013 4:13:51 PM

Hey I'm back

6/25/2013 4:14:46 PM

Those are pretty nice

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6/25/2013 4:15:56 PM

her nipples are marginally too large.

NO THANK YOU.

6/25/2013 4:17:54 PM

all of you people are crazy

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6/25/2013 4:18:35 PM

enhance



[Edited on June 25, 2013 at 4:24 PM. Reason : add another gif]

6/25/2013 4:20:03 PM

Huge tits all ways lead to huge nasty nipples

6/25/2013 4:59:06 PM

y'all niggas scared of woman

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6/25/2013 5:00:06 PM

^^Not true. I have experienced many large breasts with great nipples. Some even on the small side.

6/25/2013 5:03:07 PM

Yall do know that is fake as shit, right???

they colored in gif frame-by-frame where the censored stars were, you can even see how each frame doesn't even get the same shading right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2d2BDfuILI

also, that voice is horribly grating....I'll stick to pictures (and my vote still goes to olivia wilde)

6/25/2013 5:15:59 PM

my boner is real

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6/25/2013 5:17:49 PM

her voice is not manly enough for my tastes

6/25/2013 9:13:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7hPAgN3hP8

awesome

7/22/2013 10:54:13 PM