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12/10/2008 12:38:33 AM

yep

12/10/2008 12:44:55 AM

yes

12/10/2008 1:56:39 AM

When did you lose your virginity, when did you lose your anal virginity, and now are you single?

Hmmmm.... I think I know what someone is thinking about now.

Yes, I'm single. Probably for multiple reasons...

12/10/2008 1:58:25 AM

Single

Because it's more fun

12/10/2008 1:58:57 AM

12/10/2008 2:00:01 AM

very happily single

12/19/2008 3:55:16 AM

haha you asshole!

[Edited on January 25, 2009 at 6:27 PM. Reason : ]

1/25/2009 6:27:29 PM

yes. for the most part, i like it a lot.

1/25/2009 6:33:48 PM

yup

1/25/2009 6:34:59 PM

i think i'm going to be dating my hw until april.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/25/2009 6:37:34 PM

it's one of those situations that the grass is always greener on the other side


when i'm in a relationship, i miss the freedom/lack of responsibility of being single

when i'm single, I miss the comfort/knowledge that I have someone to come home to

1/25/2009 6:38:41 PM

since wednesday.. been good so far, I guess we'll see how it goes over the next couple weeks/months..

[Edited on January 25, 2009 at 6:40 PM. Reason : ^ and I think I agree with that]

1/25/2009 6:39:53 PM

Yesssssssssss

1/25/2009 6:40:25 PM

^^ you said last tuesday you werent dating that girl anymore

1/25/2009 6:41:08 PM

haha it was wednesday when I actually did it, I guess I just knew it was coming

1/25/2009 6:42:06 PM

Yes I am single.

1/25/2009 6:42:53 PM

depends on who's asking...

1/25/2009 6:45:06 PM

neg

1/25/2009 6:45:36 PM

not today

1/25/2009 6:49:26 PM

AND LOOKIN TO MINGLE YAH BABY

1/25/2009 6:50:01 PM

meet my new boyfriend

1/25/2009 6:51:40 PM

i was waiting for a picture of me

1/25/2009 6:55:13 PM

1/25/2009 6:56:37 PM

call me if you ever turn into a vampire
of if you are rich
both work for me

1/25/2009 6:56:41 PM

if that's all it takes

PM SENT

1/25/2009 6:57:49 PM

^^^^he didn't really do it for me in the movie
i mean, i understand the character is attractive in the books, but they just made him look funny in the movie (with the stupid hair and all the awful faces he made)

1/25/2009 6:57:50 PM

he completely did it for me
he's been doing it for me since cedric diggory

[Edited on January 25, 2009 at 7:01 PM. Reason : ]

1/25/2009 6:58:37 PM

single as fuck

1/25/2009 7:01:26 PM

i dont have a girlfriend, but i know a girl who would get really pissed if she heard me say that

1/25/2009 7:01:37 PM

^hahaha uh ohhhh

1/25/2009 7:02:32 PM

still single
but should call whatsherface

1/25/2009 7:03:08 PM

you asshole

1/25/2009 7:10:55 PM

you're 34?!

1/25/2009 7:11:38 PM

drama

1/25/2009 7:12:15 PM

llama

1/25/2009 7:12:39 PM

omg mitch hedberg

1/25/2009 7:12:59 PM

I'm happily single

1/25/2009 7:14:25 PM

omg mitch hedberg

1/25/2009 7:19:03 PM

single here.

I thought I might have finally found something long-term... then I got kicked to the curb two days before Christmas

1/25/2009 7:33:01 PM

^ Maybe he couldn't afford christmas presents

1/25/2009 7:35:50 PM

hha that's funnier than you know.

1/25/2009 7:36:46 PM

^^Maybe he's waiting until AFTER valentines day to get back together with you

1/25/2009 7:45:33 PM

Quote :

"I thought I might have finally found something long-term... then I got kicked to the curb two days before Christmas "

sounds like my unfortunate case.

1/25/2009 7:50:09 PM

haha i too seem to have a consistent streak of december break-ups

1/25/2009 8:08:01 PM

I just want some chocolates for valentine's day.

I'll trade vagina for godiva ok?

1/25/2009 8:20:40 PM

^ I'll send you some!
no recip. needed!

just remind me

1/25/2009 8:22:44 PM

Yay!!!!

1/25/2009 8:23:24 PM

nope. still in that ridiculous "can't get enough of you" phase too.

1/25/2009 8:31:11 PM

don't worry, since I think you're a girl you'll annoy the crap out of him soon enough

[Edited on January 25, 2009 at 8:32 PM. Reason : or maybe that was just me...]

1/25/2009 8:32:01 PM