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daisies or calla lilies

5/2/2009 9:46:19 AM

calla lillies

geo metro or ford fiesta?

5/2/2009 9:52:23 AM

fiesta.

Duke or UNC

5/2/2009 12:26:53 PM

duke

mercury or yamaha?

5/2/2009 12:28:29 PM

mercury

super hot PSYCHOTIC girlfriend

or

Super ugly girlfriend that is otherwise everything you'd want in a woman

5/3/2009 9:33:11 PM

ugly cool chick

(your choices are always way too thought out and just generally sucky )

cam ward or rod brindamour

5/3/2009 9:36:41 PM

CAM WARD FTMFW!


Immerse your naked body in a bathtub of cockroaches
-or-
Dive naked head first into a pool of tobacco spit?

5/3/2009 10:28:44 PM

tobacco spit

suck your dads dick or eat out your grandma

[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 10:29 PM. Reason : .]

5/3/2009 10:29:30 PM

Grandma. Not the white one in kentucky either (she's a nasty bitch) , I mean my Japanese grandmother in Okinawa.

Would you rather put on underwear that someone had shit in

-or-

Run a mile in shoes that are filled with slugs

[Edited on May 3, 2009 at 10:34 PM. Reason : . ]

5/3/2009 10:33:38 PM

shoes filled with slugs (I bet they are like those Dr. Sholes Gellin shoe insert thingies)

recurring gall stones

Or

Herpes?

5/4/2009 11:47:43 AM

gall stones

Paper clips or staples?

5/4/2009 11:50:22 AM

staples...

tits or ass

5/4/2009 1:10:28 PM

tits

botox or lipo

5/4/2009 1:20:22 PM

lipo


grapefruits or pickles?

5/4/2009 1:21:20 PM

pickles

white bread or wheat bread

5/4/2009 1:22:08 PM

wheat bread


crooked teeth or yellow teeth?

5/4/2009 1:22:39 PM

crooked teeth

snickers or twix

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 1:24 PM. Reason : got me]

5/4/2009 1:23:00 PM

Twix.


I'm going to the porsche dealership to test drive a Cayman this weekend

Do I take the

1985.5 300hp v8 Porsche 944
or
2009 Lexus IS250

5/4/2009 1:29:58 PM

944

or

5/4/2009 1:33:00 PM

Maury or Jerry?

5/4/2009 1:35:17 PM

maury

foster's or nelson's?

5/4/2009 1:45:55 PM

...Fosters?

Waterboarding

or

electrocuting your testicles

5/5/2009 7:58:11 PM

waterboarding

buddha or ghandi

5/11/2009 9:08:39 AM

Buddha

Fat Al Roker or "Skinny" Al Roker?

5/11/2009 9:12:39 AM

Fat

cream cheese or cottage cheese?

5/11/2009 9:13:14 AM

cream cheese

cinnamon-raisin bagel or blueberry bagel

5/11/2009 9:13:58 AM

cinnamon-raisin bagel

Stress out, clean the apartment and get the $150 back or leave the rest of her shit for the apartment people to take care of and lose the deposit?

5/11/2009 9:14:16 AM

don't stress. just throw it all away and get paid

4 ten hour days or 5 eight hour days?

5/11/2009 9:18:13 AM

4 10-hr days (i wish!)

anti-bacterial hand gel OR washing your hands the old-fashioned way

5/11/2009 9:19:37 AM

Wash hands old fashion way (but gel to disinfect anyway).

Strong black coffee or Starbucks?

[Edited on May 11, 2009 at 9:21 AM. Reason : .]

5/11/2009 9:20:41 AM

starbucks

Quote :

"NOT A COFFEE PERSON"

Cinco de Mayo or St. Patrick's Day?

5/11/2009 9:25:35 AM

st patty's

dust or pollen

5/11/2009 10:30:47 AM

Dust

Shitting on yourself in the middle of the night when you sleep
-or-
Find boogers in your food at a black tie restaurant after you sneeze.

5/11/2009 11:41:31 AM

Find boogers in your food at a black tie restaurant after you sneeze.


east or west

5/21/2009 8:59:46 AM

east

or

5/21/2009 9:05:37 AM

biking to work or walking to work?

5/21/2009 9:09:21 AM

walk

or

5/21/2009 9:10:11 AM

jersey mikes or quiznos

5/21/2009 9:48:07 AM

jersey mikes

garfield or dilbert

5/21/2009 9:49:43 AM

dilbert


date a 16yo or date a 46yo

5/21/2009 1:19:55 PM

46

saturday or sunday

5/21/2009 1:24:06 PM

saturday.

alternating week of 10 hour workdays followed by a week off or regular 8 hour workdays

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 1:26 PM. Reason : better worded maybe?]

5/21/2009 1:25:50 PM

week off.

Would you rather Jack help you off a horse, or you help Jack off a horse?

5/21/2009 1:56:18 PM

Jack help me off a horse.

Stewart or Colbert?

5/21/2009 2:00:03 PM

Colbert

Dale Jr or Kasey Kahne - in terms of hottness

5/21/2009 2:00:50 PM

kahne

eating a pubic hair found in your food or licking the floor of a public restroom?

5/21/2009 4:58:12 PM

the first one

Scott Walker or Tim Conboy?

5/21/2009 6:10:27 PM

Tim Conboy

Carolina Panthers or San Diego Chargers?

6/3/2009 1:56:21 PM

cats

but pulling for p-riv to have a good game



tinkertoys or lincoln logs

6/3/2009 1:58:53 PM

LOVE lincoln logs

ham and swiss or ham and cheddar

6/3/2009 2:00:41 PM