i'd tell him we were on page 8

7/9/2009 4:15:12 PM

i'd talk about redneck stuff
like deer we've killed
fish we've caught
etc

7/9/2009 4:16:01 PM

I would LOL with her cause I just did at her comment

7/9/2009 4:16:54 PM

i'd lol AT him

7/9/2009 4:23:00 PM

i'd try talking him into drinking Coors Original instead of Coors Light

[Edited on July 9, 2009 at 4:31 PM. Reason : to?]

7/9/2009 4:30:37 PM

I would ask him if he thinks Kanye is a lyrical genius

7/9/2009 4:35:54 PM

i'd tell her that his lyrics aren't quite genius, but producing skilllllllz are pretty damn close to being genius

7/9/2009 4:42:51 PM

and that's he's still a gay fish

7/9/2009 4:45:44 PM

somebody else's phone number

7/9/2009 5:10:07 PM

to say "I like the way you talk... mmmmhmmmm"

7/9/2009 9:30:28 PM

yep, you guessed it...

I would be sending dong pics

7/9/2009 9:31:03 PM

^

7/9/2009 9:36:53 PM

see if he'd go on a double date with me lol

[Edited on July 9, 2009 at 9:43 PM. Reason : if i had the phone number to the user below i'd give it out to numerous ppl]

7/9/2009 9:38:53 PM

If someone had my number I would hope he or she would not give it out.

7/9/2009 9:41:31 PM

I have her phone number. I never call her though. I'm a pretty shitty friend

7/9/2009 9:46:56 PM

request dong pics

7/9/2009 9:47:31 PM

request thong pics

7/9/2009 9:48:30 PM

^^ oh dear



[Edited on July 9, 2009 at 9:49 PM. Reason : d]

7/9/2009 9:48:41 PM

you skipped me I was hoping we could share a moment.

7/9/2009 9:51:11 PM

see if he wanted to get some biscuits and mustard

7/9/2009 9:53:11 PM

^^you're enlisted in the service, right?

I would probably ask you about time spent in theatre (if you've spent any)

then send dong pics

[Edited on July 9, 2009 at 9:53 PM. Reason : d]

7/9/2009 9:53:25 PM

Yep. I've been stuck on the shore in a training command since i've been in and i'll be stuck there for another year. I'll tell you all about my schenanigans in a couple years.

PM for dong.

7/9/2009 10:11:09 PM

i'd ask if they are retired at 5500

7/12/2009 7:29:57 PM

i'd get him to bump this thread

7/22/2009 12:55:38 AM

(202) 713-5094

7/22/2009 12:57:45 AM

guess you'll find out eh?

7/22/2009 12:59:06 AM

idk to buy her a present or something?

7/22/2009 1:00:43 AM

to see how his hand is doing

7/22/2009 1:02:11 AM

to discuss matters of global importance

7/22/2009 7:44:16 AM

same

7/23/2009 4:48:41 PM

i, too, would like to discuss matters of global importance

7/23/2009 5:36:34 PM

it would probably go largely unnoticed until i either needed something or wanted to go get drunk

and even then, i don't imagine a situation where either would occur

7/23/2009 5:43:14 PM

i would ask him why he's been on a posting binge lately

7/23/2009 5:57:35 PM

i'd laugh

7/23/2009 6:02:02 PM

I'd try and get out on the water for some fishing...

7/23/2009 6:18:48 PM

to ask for medical assistance?

7/27/2009 7:42:10 PM

to get something i need him for

7/27/2009 8:49:49 PM

vagina?

7/27/2009 8:54:13 PM

lol among other things. what i posted was better than i was considering posting

7/27/2009 8:55:29 PM

prank call at 4 in the morning just to piss him off

7/27/2009 8:59:09 PM

if i had her number i'd text her cause i feel a lot more comfortable texting women than i do talking to them. and i'd be awake at 4am so it wouldnt be that much of a prank lol

7/27/2009 9:00:55 PM

he love sucking up cum

I think ima give him some

7/27/2009 9:07:54 PM

drugs, alcohol, women

the usual

7/27/2009 9:33:51 PM

call for a nutrition consultation

7/27/2009 9:34:53 PM

call to get agent 1's number

7/27/2009 9:35:12 PM

^^ haha yeah right

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 9:35 PM. Reason : .]

7/27/2009 9:35:26 PM

and advice on good running shoes

7/27/2009 9:36:16 PM

see what he said begonias told him on the running shoes

7/27/2009 9:52:06 PM

call him for cicis this weekend

7/27/2009 10:01:06 PM

lets go sat. i'll drive you in my stick

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 10:04 PM. Reason : no homo]

7/27/2009 10:02:00 PM