i think i'm gonna shave my cats, making hairballs virtually impossible
1/8/2010 6:10:29 PM
those would be some ugly fucking cats
1/8/2010 6:12:37 PM
haha inorite soooo the first beer of the day is definitely just as good as i've been imagining it would be for the last 9 hours. today fucking sucked.HUSBAND HURRY UP AND GET HOME SO WE CAN GO NOM ON OUTBACK STEAKS
1/8/2010 6:15:39 PM
I really need an ice scraper
1/8/2010 6:26:33 PM
hahahah after this year's christmas (and my husband's family's gifts) we have like 3 ice scraperslemme mail you one
1/8/2010 6:27:02 PM
I've been sitting in my car for 5 minutes hoping it'll defrost itself.... It's starting though
1/8/2010 6:28:42 PM
ok that's funny right there
1/8/2010 6:29:40 PM
1/8/2010 6:31:11 PM
what the hell is wrong with our internet???
1/8/2010 6:37:21 PM
thumper how is your "one salad a day" going?
1/8/2010 6:38:57 PM
straight to hell!i'll pick it back up next week.maybe.
1/8/2010 6:40:20 PM
i dont feel like fixing anything for dinner, and i dont feel like going to get somethinghmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
1/8/2010 6:44:08 PM
East coast is better for sports watching, but jesus I hate waiting on the west coast people on friday afternoon charts
1/8/2010 6:45:17 PM
jesus, it is time to nap
1/8/2010 6:56:39 PM
Damn thumper, you bought out three times TODAY! (Starbucks counts because the calories are ridicuuuuuuuuuulous!!)THREE TIMES IN ONE DAYI rarely go out three times in one week... sheesh.
1/8/2010 7:10:45 PM
I NEED SOUR CREAM!
1/8/2010 7:15:22 PM
1/8/2010 7:29:47 PM
1/8/2010 7:50:35 PM
A lot of serious shit
1/8/2010 7:52:52 PM
damn its cold.
1/8/2010 7:54:29 PM
yo chop i answered your ham questions. not sure if you saw it since it was the last post on the page.
1/8/2010 7:55:00 PM
oh word...lemme see...
1/8/2010 7:55:34 PM
oh god, not again
1/8/2010 8:34:07 PM
test post
1/8/2010 8:36:17 PM
test results:success
1/8/2010 8:39:10 PM
wowee. i'm now the mother of a two year old.
1/8/2010 8:50:16 PM
That means time to get working on kid number 2!! Jk congrats!
1/8/2010 8:59:54 PM
the best thing about vodka is... you can put it in anything.
1/8/2010 9:26:27 PM
bored....i was never thrilled about going out on the weekend but now that I have no where to go it sucks.
1/8/2010 9:51:02 PM
omg chrisette michele is going on tour!!! i would LOVE to see her!
1/8/2010 10:09:45 PM
^ suspend for double posting
1/8/2010 10:10:15 PM
babies
1/8/2010 10:20:19 PM
if i weren't so hideous, i think i could get into doing porn
1/8/2010 10:20:57 PM
^I've already looked at rates for kink.com
1/8/2010 10:22:58 PM
montanaI swearbefore we have kids, I'm just gonna go.
1/8/2010 10:46:55 PM
I really don't know what I'm going to say if I see this girl tonight. She has lost a lot of my respect over the past week, and I'm not even sure she knows it yet.
1/8/2010 11:01:33 PM
what did she do to lose your respect? where are you going to (maybe) see her?sorry, i'm bored and drunk. and super nosey.
1/8/2010 11:07:51 PM
should i go to the gym, or go to bed and work in the morning to make up some hours?
1/8/2010 11:26:09 PM
the gym is open?
1/8/2010 11:38:01 PM
your mom is open for a workout all the time
1/8/2010 11:38:44 PM
my gym is 24/7 y0
1/8/2010 11:39:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I&NR=1&feature=fvwp
1/8/2010 11:40:12 PM
what gym is that? in a year when my salary doubles i am thinking about joining gold's gym. they have a pool and i could get a personal trainer
1/8/2010 11:42:42 PM
lifetime fitnassss has 3 pools
1/8/2010 11:44:35 PM
there is not one of those near me. they did try to hire me to teach swim lessons a couple years back though.
1/8/2010 11:49:26 PM
it is worth the drivei mean, i'll be there, duhh
1/8/2010 11:54:02 PM
yes let me drive 30 mins across town when there are several gyms right down the road from my house. makes perfect sense.
1/8/2010 11:55:13 PM
time for some live bluegrass
1/8/2010 11:55:16 PM
not with me thurrr
1/8/2010 11:58:15 PM
where are yous eeing live bluegrass? i wanna goooooo
1/8/2010 11:58:18 PM