wat?

1/25/2009 8:33:41 PM

yes

1/25/2009 8:38:36 PM

no

1/25/2009 8:39:07 PM

her. you mean i'll annoy the crap out of her.

1/25/2009 8:40:46 PM

ooo my bad. so...maybe not

[Edited on January 25, 2009 at 8:42 PM. Reason : i dunno]

1/25/2009 8:42:22 PM

no

1/25/2009 8:43:07 PM

yes

1/25/2009 8:43:44 PM

1/25/2009 8:45:42 PM

1/25/2009 8:45:58 PM

not anymore

1/25/2009 8:47:05 PM

for all the singles out there

(and some of you wifed up folks too)

1/25/2009 8:48:30 PM

very much so

1/25/2009 9:16:17 PM

not anymore

1/25/2009 9:20:56 PM

nononononononono

1/25/2009 9:21:42 PM

yup

1/26/2009 11:35:12 AM

longbow_fc, who is that in your gallery?

1/26/2009 11:40:44 AM

yes

1/26/2009 11:41:39 AM

ex-wife. thats why we divorced...

1/26/2009 11:45:11 AM

oh dag

1/26/2009 11:47:16 AM

I'll post in here.

1/26/2009 11:48:26 AM

oh dag

so, that's not you, I take it?

1/26/2009 12:13:22 PM

genius

who in thier right mind would post a pic of their wang in some chick?

wait... dont answer that...

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 12:15 PM. Reason : ']

1/26/2009 12:14:00 PM

yes, but theres someone who would be to see that

1/26/2009 12:14:42 PM

<----

1/26/2009 12:15:45 PM

1/26/2009 12:15:58 PM

they are both when they see that, but neither of them are smart enough to do anything about it.

1/26/2009 12:16:42 PM

that sucks, b.

how did you find out about the pictures/situation?

who was the guy?

did you kill him?

is there anything I can do to help? Like put the pics up at your ex wife's workplace? or perhaps leave a horse's head on top od the dude's car?

1/26/2009 12:21:25 PM

Quote :

"how did you find out about the pictures/situation?"

i had an idea something was going on, and i knew she couldnt resist the urge, so i bought her a digital camera for her b-day, and just waited till she screwed up and forgot to erase the pictures. it took about a month.

Quote :

"who was the guy?"

he is a cop in the city where we live. which is the best thing out of the deal, because i now have sorta a conflict of interest situation with the police department. there were several pictures of him with his uniform on, and of course there is time and date in the pictures, so its proof that when he was supposed to be doing his job, he was doing my wife.

Quote :

"did you kill him?"

i cant comment on this, yet...

Quote :

"is there anything I can do to help? Like put the pics up at your ex wife's workplace? or perhaps leave a horse's head on top od the dude's car?"

naa, i got it all right where i need it... blackmail is fun

1/26/2009 12:31:50 PM

oh dag

when getting out of a speeding ticket goes wrong



best of luck to you sir!

1/26/2009 12:39:46 PM

nein

in 10 years, i've never spent more than 6 months single (total), and then the longest stretch was 3 months

only 3 girlfriends during that time, though...i was just thinking about this...maybe i'm the kind of person who just likes to be in a relationship, but doesn't care with whom? i hope not

1/26/2009 12:40:34 PM

So I have a speeding ticket I need to get out of...can we be friends?

1/26/2009 12:44:40 PM

I can't help you with your ticket

but I'll dick you down if you want. I'll send you a pic of my junk so you can make your decision on the offer.

1/26/2009 12:47:17 PM

1/26/2009 12:50:16 PM

1/26/2009 12:53:07 PM

i need one

1/26/2009 12:55:27 PM

what do you need sir?

1/26/2009 12:56:17 PM

she thinks i'm not but i very much feel single

1/26/2009 1:04:40 PM

yar

1/26/2009 1:06:15 PM

no wai and grateful. I can't deal with the game. My heart could not take much more of it. Thanks, Ken!

1/26/2009 1:07:48 PM

yes

1/26/2009 1:09:08 PM

^I haven't sent you a kissey face in a while. Sooo...

1/26/2009 1:09:47 PM

yeah i'm single.


i guess i'm ready to mingle?

1/26/2009 1:11:42 PM

awwww yeah and looking to stay that way

I still fuck, tho

just none of the bullshit between fuckings that constitute what you people call a 'relationship'

1/26/2009 1:19:42 PM

i need a girlfriend...bad...been deprived almost 3 weeks now

cuddle deprivation is no laughing matter

1/26/2009 1:25:19 PM

oh noes! 3 weeks!

1/26/2009 1:25:42 PM

I've gone 6 weeks without busting a nut in any way, shape or form

So don't come crying to me that week weeks sans cunt makes you 'deprived'

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 1:28 PM. Reason : not 6 weeks currently (I jerked this morning lol)]

1/26/2009 1:27:14 PM

nope, still not single

1/26/2009 1:30:24 PM

"once it hits your lips!"

1/26/2009 1:36:19 PM

My cuddle services are always up for grabs.

1/26/2009 1:37:44 PM

nope.

1/26/2009 4:02:18 PM