oooh, cool. yeah it's a pretty fun city on the weekends so far

2/16/2009 7:58:34 PM

I haven't lived there since 2000, but my family is all still there.
I miss home, but it has exploded in size since I left.

2/16/2009 7:59:34 PM

Quote :

"long story. dated one girl on and off for 4-5 years.. the last 6 months we finally got serious and we were getting along.. long story short is she dumps me about 3 months ago after i sell my place at the beach (which she was at every weekend last summer) which is also the same time she meets an extremely ugly guy that is loaded. so, she's pretty much a money hungry whore"

I'm still curious about this, did her name start with a J?

2/17/2009 11:29:20 AM

yes

2/17/2009 11:34:34 AM

brrrrrrrr?

2/17/2009 12:24:16 PM

is that code for bwn?

2/17/2009 12:42:00 PM

why are you such a clit monkey?

2/18/2009 12:39:02 AM

Do you have a lack of respect for me?

2/18/2009 12:40:44 AM

Quote :

"why are you such a clit monkey? "

is that like clit commander?

Quote :

"Do you have a lack of respect for me? "

i have no opinion of you at all other than you were nice the only time i've met you

2/18/2009 8:20:38 AM

so what is wrong with you are you feeling sick? does your stomach hurt?

3/12/2009 8:28:54 PM

i have sent you a PM, so that tdub doesn't know about mah diseases.

3/12/2009 8:33:40 PM

why does espn2 suck so much? this audio is getting on my nerves

3/12/2009 8:35:31 PM

because they actually want you to watch regular espn

3/12/2009 8:42:24 PM

how much money do you make

3/12/2009 8:43:37 PM

not shit for what i do

around the average engineers starting salary basically.

3/12/2009 8:47:34 PM

what am i sick with and why am i sick?

3/12/2009 8:53:28 PM

could you please describe your symptoms and all recent sexual partners?

3/12/2009 9:10:40 PM

hahaha. what is this student health?

i have a cough. like a bad cough--lots of chest congestion. and my eyes are dry and stingy and itchy. and i have no history of allergies.

3/12/2009 9:28:24 PM

it sounds like you got what i had last week. or a few weeks ago, i can't remember. i know i was coughing up some nasty shit though.

and yea, it's pretty funny you actually called out student health..that is really who i was trying to sound like, haha

3/12/2009 9:41:50 PM

If I no like dancing should I dance for the bitches

3/12/2009 9:43:50 PM

only if you're drunk. and they're drunker.

3/12/2009 9:44:44 PM

When I go to a new school should I go for the top hot bitch, or top 5, or top 10 or wait to see who is interested in me?

3/12/2009 9:45:39 PM

stick to the top 5 or 10 and act like the top bitch ain't shit. top bitches want what they can't have/what doesn't give a shit about them.

3/12/2009 9:49:18 PM

i want to know where the gold at?

3/12/2009 9:50:13 PM

the gold at the bottom of the ocean according to that show i've been watching on discovery lately

3/12/2009 9:50:40 PM

oh shit, that treasure hunters show? i saw an ad for that last night while i was watching dirty jobs... is it any good?

3/12/2009 9:51:37 PM

If you're constipated and take it in the ass do you shit all over the place when the d00d pulls out like Zack and miri make a porno?

3/12/2009 9:52:26 PM

no.

and ^^ yea, that show.. it's awesome. they discover all kinds of cool shit worth millllions

3/12/2009 9:54:22 PM

i was going to answer that question, but i'll let ScHpEnXeL answer it since

a) it's his thread, and
b) he has way more experience with that

3/12/2009 9:54:43 PM

Should I take a shower because of sweaty nuts and general grimy feeling or just wash my hair and wipe my nuts off changing boxers

3/12/2009 9:55:22 PM

more like

1.) evan told me so
and
2.) i have a virgin ass ok

^It depends on the dirtiness and likliehood of getting laid. if it's guaranteed, do the least amount of effort. otherwise, stay clean, b.

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 9:56 PM. Reason : a]

3/12/2009 9:55:28 PM

3/12/2009 9:56:40 PM

i'm drunk enough to give a face

3/12/2009 9:57:09 PM

Will I get in trouble for failing a drug test although i'm not on any kind of probation yet but may be soon

3/12/2009 9:57:41 PM

bitch, you'd give me a anyway

3/12/2009 9:57:59 PM

Quote :

"Will I get in trouble for failing a drug test although i'm not on any kind of probation yet but may be soon/"

No.

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 9:59 PM. Reason : ^you shut up, whore. ]

[Edited on March 12, 2009 at 9:59 PM. Reason : meh edit]

3/12/2009 9:59:14 PM

Yo my nuts seemed to have dried out and the grimy feeling is going away so I'm thinking I may just wash my hair and go to bed, opinions?

3/12/2009 10:08:12 PM

How are you holding down in A'boro? You enjoying it more now that you can drink?

3/12/2009 10:12:29 PM

Quote :

"Yo my nuts seemed to have dried out and the grimy feeling is going away so I'm thinking I may just wash my hair and go to bed, opinions?"

sure.

Quote :

"How are you holding down in A'boro? You enjoying it more now that you can drink? "

yea, the whole having alcohol thing makes it more tolerable...but i still want to be living in greesnboro before april 1. i hate this fucking town.

3/12/2009 10:13:41 PM

why wont you have sex with me?

3/12/2009 10:27:57 PM

why could you not drink before?

3/12/2009 10:28:40 PM

also i heard a story about you being a badass big time roller

is this story true?

3/12/2009 10:31:33 PM

y0 I took a shower dawg

3/12/2009 11:22:47 PM

Quote :

"why could you not drink before?"

asheboro was dry until maybe 2-3 months ago?.. no alcohol sales.

Quote :

"why wont you have sex with me?"

because you're a tease.

Quote :

"also i heard a story about you being a badass big time roller is this story true?"

if you heard the story from Brett then yes, every bit of it is true.

Quote :

"y0 I took a shower dawg "

yay.

3/13/2009 7:12:02 AM

should i go back to bed?

3/13/2009 7:52:42 AM

depends..what are your plans for the day? if going back to bed makes for a less miserable day..then sure

3/13/2009 7:54:05 AM

it's shaping up to be a fun filled day of laying on the couch

3/13/2009 7:54:45 AM

lol, go back to bed woman

3/13/2009 7:56:07 AM

should i click it first?

3/13/2009 7:57:02 AM

if it makes you sleep better... lol

3/13/2009 8:01:32 AM