lawlz
1/22/2010 8:39:17 AM
inoriteHer hair must be pulled back too tight.
1/22/2010 8:39:45 AM
such a special little snowflake
1/22/2010 8:43:09 AM
1/22/2010 8:53:39 AM
I DO WHAT I WANT
1/22/2010 8:55:51 AM
what should I do tonight....
1/22/2010 8:56:10 AM
post-rock fridays
1/22/2010 8:59:58 AM
Ever notice how it seems like more people come to talk to you and you get more phone calls whenever you're hungover?
1/22/2010 9:47:55 AM
this day needs to speed the fuck up already
1/22/2010 9:57:51 AM
life is hardand so am iyou better give me somethin'so i don't die
1/22/2010 10:10:10 AM
getting off work. and getting blitzed.
1/22/2010 10:19:58 AM
46½K
1/22/2010 10:23:37 AM
puppy likes my short days more than I do
1/22/2010 10:28:14 AM
i have roughly the same dream at least once a week, and it still leaves me shook afterwards each time i wake up from it
1/22/2010 10:32:08 AM
1/22/2010 10:35:46 AM
so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
1/22/2010 10:39:56 AM
yaur
1/22/2010 10:40:35 AM
i have the worst taste in my mouth...it's like, the taste of sickness. all you sickies out there surely know what i'm talking about.
1/22/2010 10:41:20 AM
it will be some sort of miracle if i accomplish anything today at work
1/22/2010 10:44:17 AM
^^i'm sure the guy is thankful though, way to be team player
1/22/2010 10:46:18 AM
I need to go shopping. Do not want.
1/22/2010 10:46:28 AM
i hate that my days involve so much to do in such a short time span
1/22/2010 10:48:42 AM
1/22/2010 10:53:26 AM
There are some weird fucks in engineering, but this one guy in here takes the cake. Looks like a hippy from the 70's dressed up for business or an interview (plaid sport coat, wide brimmed hat, old beat up sneakers).Well I'm sure there's some weirder fucks, but that guy is up there
1/22/2010 10:58:00 AM
Every guy should have a plaid sport coat. Hawt.
1/22/2010 10:58:43 AM
why the hell am i so out of it?
1/22/2010 11:01:53 AM
longestmorningever
1/22/2010 11:08:28 AM
Poll: Do these things go together? pickles + scallion + basil mayo + sunflower seeds + bacon
1/22/2010 11:17:42 AM
^^^sure why not?[Edited on January 22, 2010 at 11:18 AM. Reason : ?]
1/22/2010 11:17:47 AM
are you calling me out for throwing every veggie they offer (and then some) into my wrap for lunch?what a meanie
1/22/2010 11:18:18 AM
where the hell has livinproof beenima call her
1/22/2010 11:18:25 AM
I wouldn't dream of such a thing.
1/22/2010 11:19:05 AM
1/22/2010 11:21:07 AM
here's the whole wrap, geez. you can't just pick out 5 ingredients, that makes it sound gross.whole wheat tortilla, grilled, Turkey Breast, Provolone , Leaf Lettuce, Plum Tomatoes, Avocado, Alfalfa Sprouts, Dill Pickle Slices, Green Pepper, Cucumber, Mushrooms, Chopped Scallion, Onion, Carrots, Sundried Tomatoes, Basil Mayo, Sunflower Seeds, Bacon
1/22/2010 11:22:12 AM
there's a lot going on there flavor and texture wise
1/22/2010 11:23:44 AM
good thing you threw in that whole wheat tortilla
1/22/2010 11:23:50 AM
god damnwould you rather i have gone with general tso's chicken, pork fried rice, and an egg roll?but seriously, the only BAD things i see in that whole wrap are bacon and basil mayo. and mmmaybe the provolone cheese, if you really wanna be a bitch.[Edited on January 22, 2010 at 11:25 AM. Reason : .]
1/22/2010 11:24:37 AM
how bout just the chicken or just the rice/egg rollthis is how i eat shit food and dont get fat[Edited on January 22, 2010 at 11:25 AM. Reason : (and im just fucking with you calm down)]
1/22/2010 11:25:07 AM
there's nothing wrong with that wrapunless you smother it with ranch or lard or something
1/22/2010 11:25:28 AM
i didnt say there was
1/22/2010 11:26:46 AM
^your wink would suggest otherwise it's gonna be fucking deliciousthese bitches are just jealous[Edited on January 22, 2010 at 11:27 AM. Reason : .]
1/22/2010 11:27:09 AM
what to do for lunch?
1/22/2010 11:29:43 AM
^
1/22/2010 11:31:51 AM
1/22/2010 11:38:58 AM
1/22/2010 11:39:08 AM
uckhugging the porcelain
1/22/2010 11:40:26 AM
The word behemoth doesn't get used enough.
1/22/2010 11:41:06 AM
^^you got morning-sick drunk from drinking by yourself last night?yikes.
1/22/2010 11:41:56 AM
no, that was just warm ups, I went out at like 11 or so and kicked it into high gear
1/22/2010 11:48:01 AM
gotcha. I saw the drinking by yourself thread and extrapolated a little too much.
1/22/2010 11:48:39 AM