Getting my ball sack caught in the teeth at the top of an escalator.

I now have a reason never to squat naked on the steps. Just a thought I had at the mall.

10/31/2007 8:35:13 PM

couldda lived without that particular image, thanks

10/31/2007 8:36:58 PM

If it had to happen I'd choose the top of the escalator over the bottom....gravity could be a bitch.

10/31/2007 8:37:27 PM

^maybe i missed something, but gravity's the same at the top and bottom

10/31/2007 8:38:56 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of the people falling on top of you. It's easier to fall down than up.

10/31/2007 8:39:47 PM

Quote :

"Getting my ball sack caught in the teeth at the top of an escalator. "

Something like this actually happened to a guy in New Hampshire.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

10/31/2007 8:40:53 PM

I'd assume that the high pitched screaming would serve as a siren to keep people from getting on the escalator or to jump over you.

^ That would be hilarious last June.

[Edited on October 31, 2007 at 8:41 PM. Reason : .]

10/31/2007 8:41:20 PM

I don't trust people to be smart enough to avoid wandering towards the high pitch screaming.

10/31/2007 8:42:05 PM

couldda lived without that particular image, thanks

10/31/2007 8:42:30 PM

Quote :

"I was thinking more along the lines of the people falling on top of you. It's easier to fall down than up."

ok. i see what you meant now.

10/31/2007 8:53:46 PM

why god why

10/31/2007 8:57:45 PM

thanks for making my balls hurt

10/31/2007 9:13:02 PM

crucifixion has always been my worst fear

10/31/2007 9:22:51 PM

that's why I always take the stairs.

10/31/2007 9:24:59 PM

lmfao at the first post

10/31/2007 9:26:04 PM

11/1/2007 12:39:17 PM

This still haunts me.

1/24/2008 9:04:05 PM

Quote :

"I now have a reason never to squat naked on the steps"

1/24/2008 9:08:12 PM

I,

I think i love you

1/24/2008 9:08:57 PM

I'm wondering if I should incorporate this thought into my newer random thought thread so that I can stop bttt'ing this.

2/11/2008 4:24:19 PM

I got my hair caught in a escalator when I was a kid. It took a long time to get over it.

2/11/2008 4:25:18 PM

Pubes?

2/11/2008 4:26:10 PM

Even worse would be having you and another guy beating off over a girls face and he busts before you do and overshoots the girls face and shoots all over your dick and your balls, thus acting as a lubricant of sorts as you continue to jerk, fully aware of the atrocity that has just occurred but knowing you can't stop because the cameras are rolling.


V Oh I've seen that one, it was an awesome prank

that guy totally freaks man




[Edited on February 11, 2008 at 4:36 PM. Reason : x]

2/11/2008 4:32:04 PM

I actually saw a german threesome video where the second guy threw the girl out of the way at the last second and sprayed all over the other guys face. The surprised look and then furious german yelling made it one of my favorite videos.

Sadly I have been unable to re-find it.

2/11/2008 4:34:11 PM

Oh I've seen that one, it was an awesome prank

that guy totally freaks man

2/11/2008 4:35:48 PM

^^ha, i can just imagine someone asking the guy....so how come you guys dont get along?

[Edited on February 11, 2008 at 4:36 PM. Reason : ]

2/11/2008 4:36:34 PM

Someone please find that for me. I've told my roommate about it so many times but I can't back it up.

2/11/2008 4:37:31 PM

I'll find it for you later tonight

We can beat in unison

2/11/2008 4:39:05 PM

I will reward you with 10,000 pesos and a shiny new donkey.

[Edited on February 11, 2008 at 4:45 PM. Reason : .]

2/11/2008 4:45:32 PM

Quote :

"A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go"

2/11/2008 4:51:18 PM

ahahaha

2/11/2008 4:52:55 PM

Quote :

"maybe i missed something, but gravity's the same at the top and bottom "

2/11/2008 4:56:53 PM

Skate cut to the throat in a beer league game, and subsequently dying on the ice.

2/11/2008 5:12:24 PM

^ http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/hockey/nhl/02/11/bc.hkn.panthers.zednikc.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

Same thing happened to an NHL goalie in the 80s and theres a video of him spraying blood all over the ice. Can't remember who it was.

2/11/2008 5:14:00 PM

he didn't die. It was malarchuk.

[Edited on February 11, 2008 at 5:15 PM. Reason : gfd]

2/11/2008 5:14:45 PM

That sounds right. I knew that he didn't die.

2/11/2008 5:16:08 PM

At NHL facilities there are paramedics and doctors standing right next to the ice.

At the rink I play at, EMS is at least ten minutes away.

I'd die on the ice.

2/11/2008 5:24:58 PM

2/11/2008 6:15:45 PM

NEVER FORGET

2/29/2008 2:48:58 PM

oh mr josuha

I still owe you that porn video of the one dude busting on the other dudes face

Itll happen sooner or later

2/29/2008 2:55:30 PM

If you find it for me I will name my first child 'Slave Famous' in your honor.

Obviously it will have a very confusing childhood.

2/29/2008 2:57:20 PM

You shoulda put this in your random thought thread.

2/29/2008 3:20:32 PM

Quote :

"Even worse would be having you and another guy beating off over a girls face and he busts before you do and overshoots the girls face and shoots all over your dick and your balls, thus acting as a lubricant of sorts as you continue to jerk, fully aware of the atrocity that has just occurred but knowing you can't stop because the cameras are rolling."

so that's wrose than potentially having your balls macerated?

2/29/2008 4:48:26 PM

Quote :

"Something like this actually happened to a guy in New Hampshire. http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0"

that shit had to hurt

2/29/2008 4:51:36 PM

Thank God that I saved this.

5/26/2008 10:17:27 PM

OMG, that would fucking hurt.

5/26/2008 10:19:29 PM

my shoelaces got stuck in the teeth of an escalator when i was little. my dad had to cut them with a swiss army knife. it was sad because they had dinosaurs on them and they were my favorite shoelaces. and that says a lot because i was REALLY into shoe laces.

5/26/2008 10:24:41 PM

That's sad. But not as sad as it would be if a guy got his bag caught in one. That would probably be one of the most painful things I could imagine.

5/26/2008 10:26:14 PM

haha 10/10

5/26/2008 10:30:50 PM

11/10

5/26/2008 10:31:13 PM