I hope God has a nice place for you to stay when you die. You just stole a bunch of our Christmas money (cash) and a cell phone. Guess everyone is just getting greeting cards from us this year.

Why is my wife such a dummy when it comes to stuff like this? I mean, she can ace her Calculus and Genetics courses, but leaves her purse in an unlocked car in downtown Raleigh? I really need to create a "Perpetual rants about wife's stupidity" thread.

(Not sleeping in same bed with wife tonight, too angry)


P.S. Anyone see a wad of cash, a bright pink weaved purse, and a T-mobile phone lying around in some alley in downtown Raleigh then please PM me.

11/29/2007 12:04:08 AM

Rule #1 - Do not carry cash

Rule #2 - If in possession of over $20 refer to rule #1.

11/29/2007 12:05:13 AM

was he nigerian?

11/29/2007 12:05:49 AM

xvang sorry to hear you and your wife were victims of theft. The good news is that your wife has hopefully learned a valuable lesson, and that she will have locked cars and secured valuables from now on.

11/29/2007 12:08:09 AM

in da ghettooo

11/29/2007 12:08:43 AM

this is why I'm glad I'm from up North.

we always lock shit, even with my family living out in the middle of rural Texas.

11/29/2007 12:08:55 AM

just make yourself believe that money is going to help with Christmas presents for a less fortunate family.

11/29/2007 12:09:06 AM

^^ I'd love to agree with you. Saddest part is that it will probably happen again.

Only reason she was carrying it was because of last week's "Black Friday". Guess that's what she gets for keeping it in her purse for that long.

[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 12:11 AM. Reason : heart broken]

11/29/2007 12:09:13 AM

ahahahah

11/29/2007 12:09:37 AM

I almost never carry cash around anymore. The only time I ever do is if I know I'm going somewhere that doesn't take debit/credit and that's rare. This way I also don't feel bad when homeless people ask me for $$ and I say I don't have any cash on me.

And not locking your car downtown, that's just crazy.

[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 12:19 AM. Reason : -]

11/29/2007 12:18:44 AM

keep em in the kitchen

11/29/2007 12:24:03 AM

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"Rule #1 - Do not carry cash"

She should really pay for everything with pussy.

11/29/2007 12:24:33 AM

i do not understand how people can leave their cars unlocked. even in their own driveway, it makes no sense. it's not like it's any trouble at all to lock it.

11/29/2007 12:25:16 AM

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"not like it's any trouble at all to lock it"

Indeed, if only there was a button that you could press that you could lock your door that was right there in plain view as you opened your car door. Wait, what am I saying, this is pure crazy talk!

11/29/2007 12:29:13 AM

Quote :

"leaves her purse in an unlocked car in downtown Raleigh"

dude, seriously?!?

many

11/29/2007 12:32:08 AM

Sorry you lost your money.

[Edited on November 29, 2007 at 12:32 AM. Reason : ]

11/29/2007 12:32:18 AM

*bump*

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