andes mints
boxers
silly putty

12/26/2007 3:18:22 PM

andes mints
razors
meth

[Edited on December 26, 2007 at 3:19 PM. Reason : n]

12/26/2007 3:19:31 PM

ipods

12/26/2007 3:19:32 PM

your mom

12/26/2007 3:19:51 PM

andes mints
toblerone
lip balm

12/26/2007 3:22:30 PM

PEZ

12/26/2007 3:24:40 PM

a piece of dog shit 3 years running

its at the very bottom under all the candy

and I always forget about it till I reach down there and feel the mush

and my dad cracks the fuck up every time

this year I was actually prepared for it, but he put the terd like halfway deep in the stocking instead of at the bottom

so i got gotted again

I tried to get him back last year by putting a live mouse at the bottom of his

but the mouse ate half the candy then died, so he just had less candy and a dead obese mouse

Im thinking next year I beat off onto some jolly ranchers

12/26/2007 3:24:59 PM

what the fuck is wrong with your family

12/26/2007 3:25:27 PM

lol

12/26/2007 3:26:19 PM

Candy
socks
undies
lip balm

sometimes movies or games... got a game this year

12/26/2007 4:20:39 PM

OH I'LL PUT SOMETHING IN YOUR STOCKING GIRL!

12/26/2007 4:21:26 PM

jewelry, gift cards to random places, and this year i got sunglasses.

12/26/2007 4:21:50 PM

chocolate

giftcard

socks

12/26/2007 4:22:16 PM

chapstick
pez
toothbrush

12/26/2007 4:25:12 PM

chapstick
jewish chocolate money
money
altoids

i usually get some pretty kickass useful stuff in my stocking, but this year it was pretty generic. My Christmas as a whole was pretty generic, i think santa (mom)got real lazy this year.

I did get a pair of Bruce Springsteen tickets in there this year though

12/26/2007 4:28:35 PM

Hot tamales

12/26/2007 4:46:18 PM

coal

12/26/2007 4:47:43 PM

toilet paper
paper towels
bag clips
umbrella
trash bags
batteries
cashews
some type of dental hygiene product...this year it's mouth wash!

i should also mention that our stockings are the size of a small child

[Edited on December 26, 2007 at 4:50 PM. Reason : ]

12/26/2007 4:49:39 PM

Quote :

"umbrella"

every year?

damn

12/26/2007 4:51:53 PM

man i hope i get bag clips next year. you never know when you'll get a bag that needs clipping.

12/26/2007 5:01:37 PM

oranges
soft peppermint sticks
chocolate

12/26/2007 5:02:49 PM

yoou know you get coal furshia

12/26/2007 5:06:58 PM

my parents would just put the smallest couple of gifts they bought for me in the stocking. Usually a video game or movies or something. They never did the "generic" stocking stuffers.

12/26/2007 5:07:10 PM

lol my family did the stockings thing like one year ever, when i was around 7 or so

12/26/2007 5:08:06 PM

coal ftw

12/26/2007 5:20:49 PM

chapstick

12/14/2009 7:36:48 PM

Quote :

"I tried to get him back last year by putting a live mouse at the bottom of his but the mouse ate half the candy then died, so he just had less candy and a dead obese mouse"

says the guy who made a thread and was freaking out about catching a mouse in his place a few weeks ago

12/14/2009 7:38:54 PM

thin mints

12/14/2009 7:38:58 PM

am i the only one that gets the chocolate coins?

12/14/2009 7:42:56 PM

MOAR IDEAS

12/14/2009 7:42:58 PM

gum

chapstick

gift certificates to moes wendys bojangles starbucks

12/14/2009 7:43:50 PM

hot tamales
skittles
giant chewy sweettarts
razor blades



edit

Quote :

"Hot tamales 12/26/2007 4:46:18 PM"

LOL OLD THREAD IS OLD

[Edited on December 14, 2009 at 7:45 PM. Reason : W]

12/14/2009 7:44:39 PM

Quote :

"hot tamales"

I wish I got those!

I get:
chapstick
mints
Vosges chocolates
tea
socks

12/14/2009 7:59:06 PM

chocolate orange

12/14/2009 8:00:35 PM

i love getting chapstick. i get the big pack from sam's/costco

for some reason i always misplace chapstick. i don't lose them because eventually i find them in a purse i haven't used in a while or a jacket i haven't worn in a while. but i hate not having chapstick.

12/14/2009 8:00:52 PM

you shouldn't use petroleum based lip "moisturizers."

12/14/2009 8:05:38 PM

oh

what should i use?

12/14/2009 8:06:50 PM

underwear and socks....best thing ever

12/14/2009 8:08:07 PM

bees wax, plant based oils, etc.

12/14/2009 8:10:33 PM

DIS DICK!

12/14/2009 8:14:39 PM

I really didn't get a stocking once I got out of elementary school until I started spending Christmas at my in-laws. They're big into Christmas and I always get:

-gift card for clothes
-gift cards to 2 different restaurants
-a Christmas card with cash
-Chocolate Santa
-Chocolate tree
-misc. candy

12/14/2009 8:56:18 PM

band aids

12/14/2009 8:58:09 PM

chocolates/andes mints
candy canes
hot chocolate mix and/or good coffee
nuts

(I should clarify that last one. Walnuts usually. Sometimes pecans or almonds. Not DEEZ NUTS.)

12/14/2009 9:02:50 PM

chewing gum

OMFG THE CHEWING GUM

12/14/2009 9:03:16 PM

Quote :

"a piece of dog shit 3 years running its at the very bottom under all the candy and I always forget about it till I reach down there and feel the mush and my dad cracks the fuck up every time this year I was actually prepared for it, but he put the terd like halfway deep in the stocking instead of at the bottom so i got gotted again I tried to get him back last year by putting a live mouse at the bottom of his but the mouse ate half the candy then died, so he just had less candy and a dead obese mouse Im thinking next year I beat off onto some jolly ranchers"

I lol'd

12/14/2009 9:13:05 PM

Oranges and peppermint sticks.

12/14/2009 9:35:17 PM

lindt chocolate
usually gummies of some kind
emory board
perfume

usually whatever odd things my mom can come up with

12/14/2009 9:36:29 PM

nothing

12/14/2009 9:37:17 PM

lottery tickets.

12/14/2009 9:38:07 PM

Flint

12/14/2009 9:38:10 PM