and it was awful

Negative points
-Chick was way too outgoing
-She dissed my basset hound
-Kept gagging and tripping over my shit (its not that messy here)
-She wouldn't show me her pron
-She was a prude and wouldn't drink anything
-Made some awkward clingy comments when i tried to get rid of her.

Good points
-She finally got the fuck out.

2/8/2008 8:54:35 AM

LOL

2/8/2008 8:55:44 AM

what made you want to go on a date with her?

2/8/2008 8:58:34 AM

maybe he thought he could get some head.

2/8/2008 8:59:51 AM

BRIDAL SLOOT, AT A CASTLE WOOT,

2/8/2008 9:00:37 AM

Yeah... I arranged a blind date over the internet a few years ago. Her pic looked OK but boy, does the camera lie. In person she looked like an obese shaved orangutan. Big gummy horse teeth, bushy eyebrows, and leading astronomists are still debating whether her ass should be classified as a planet. Thank God it was only a quick meet & greet, she was gone in 15 minutes and I never talked to her again. Online dating is the last refuge of the damned.

2/8/2008 9:03:21 AM

online dating makes me lol

2/8/2008 9:04:43 AM

Well done sir

2/8/2008 9:07:22 AM

ahahaha fuck, you got me.

2/8/2008 9:16:07 AM

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"Negative points -She dissed my basset hound"

the date really shouldn't have gone beyond that point right there. "And this right here is the curb where my dog pees everyday. Why don't you show yourself over there."

2/8/2008 9:19:54 AM

Quote :

"Yeah... I arranged a blind date over the internet a few years ago. Her pic looked OK but boy, does the camera lie. In person she looked like an obese shaved orangutan. Big gummy horse teeth, bushy eyebrows, and leading astronomists are still debating whether her ass should be classified as a planet. Thank God it was only a quick meet & greet, she was gone in 15 minutes and I never talked to her again. Online dating is the last refuge of the damned. "

I went on one like that, bitch had no chin.

2/8/2008 10:02:03 AM

haha, great thread.

2/8/2008 10:08:41 AM

But even he said his dog has a chin vagina.

2/8/2008 10:12:17 AM

Quote :

"Good points -She finally got the fuck out."

meh, maybe you could have fucked her chin flaps? who knows what could have been

2/8/2008 11:52:06 AM

^ not really my style...

2/8/2008 5:14:43 PM

hahahaha, how'd i miss this?

2/10/2008 12:43:37 AM

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"she dissed my basset hound"

srsly, basset hounds are ftw²

2/10/2008 12:46:31 AM