corduroy.

2/18/2008 1:43:26 PM

that's not a color

2/18/2008 1:54:52 PM

I lol'd

2/18/2008 1:56:45 PM

bttt

2/20/2008 12:53:19 PM

I loled as well

Shared this with a friend, and he enjoyed it too

2/20/2008 12:54:03 PM

why was helen keller a terrible driver?

2/20/2008 12:54:47 PM

she was a woman

2/20/2008 12:55:21 PM

wrong

because she was blind and deaf you fucking retard

2/20/2008 12:55:45 PM

how'd helen keller lose her virginity?

2/20/2008 12:55:46 PM

^^ Minor inconveniences compared to not having a Y chromosome

2/20/2008 12:59:01 PM

^

your logic is infallible

i stand corrected

2/20/2008 1:00:08 PM

Quote :

"how'd helen keller lose her virginity?"

How?

2/20/2008 1:06:38 PM

her mom left the plunger in the toilet.

2/20/2008 1:06:43 PM

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?

2/20/2008 1:07:12 PM

how?

2/20/2008 1:08:48 PM

why did helen keller's dog run away?

2/20/2008 1:09:10 PM

rofl

2/20/2008 1:09:12 PM

Quote :

"How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face?"

The phone rang and she picked up the iron. Know how she burnt the other side?

2/20/2008 1:12:06 PM

Quote :

"why did helen keller's dog run away?"

If your name was NNURRRUu RFUUURUUUUNUUU you would run away too

[Edited on February 20, 2008 at 1:13 PM. Reason : .]

2/20/2008 1:12:16 PM

^^ they called back.

2/20/2008 1:12:49 PM

if she's deaf, how did she hear the phone ring?



Your joke sucks.

2/20/2008 1:16:34 PM

How did HK parents punish her?

2/23/2008 10:49:00 PM

left the plunger in the toilet.

2/23/2008 10:49:44 PM

rearrange the furniture

2/23/2008 10:49:53 PM

move all the doorknobs?

2/23/2008 10:51:53 PM

told her she was adopted

2/23/2008 10:53:18 PM

punched the bitch in her face?

2/23/2008 10:54:32 PM

i dont get the corduroy joke....i think thats cause i hate corduroy though

2/23/2008 10:54:32 PM

(she has to feel things)

2/23/2008 10:55:13 PM

(yeah i get that...still dont get how thats her favorite color though)

2/23/2008 10:55:55 PM

(it isn't a color, but a fabric)

[Edited on February 23, 2008 at 10:58 PM. Reason : ]

2/23/2008 10:56:21 PM

Helen Keller went to town,
Riding on a pony.
Stuck a feather in her hat.
And called it....









NURUHUURRRHUURRRUHHURRR

2/23/2008 11:03:40 PM

Quote :

"why was helen keller a terrible driver? "

because she was dead.

2/23/2008 11:07:11 PM

2/23/2008 11:10:53 PM

Quote :

"why was helen keller a terrible driver?"

because she's a woman

2/23/2008 11:11:59 PM

What's Helen Keller's favorite joke?


.::..:..?

:..::.:.:..!



[Edited on February 24, 2008 at 1:33 AM. Reason : /]

2/24/2008 1:31:45 AM

NAROURDJDIDD AIHRIRSS?


DIRUURRRR.

LOL!!

2/24/2008 1:32:20 AM

Quote :

"rearrange the furniture"

ha, my grandmother used to do this bc my grandad would come home drunk and when he fell he would yell and wake her up. It was like her own alarm system

2/24/2008 1:37:24 AM

hey jen i saw you at the bar and you wer like lets have sex..i was like uh no i dont know you that well...cause i'm a genital man

2/24/2008 1:38:37 AM

mmk

2/24/2008 1:41:55 AM

pink, she's a chick

2/24/2008 1:58:09 AM

bttt bc of the new picture.


How come Hellen Keller only masturbated with one hand

[Edited on March 6, 2008 at 2:33 AM. Reason : ]

3/6/2008 2:32:12 AM

Oh I so totally needed this topic for work today. Thanks TWW, you delivered!

More jokes plz.

5/22/2008 11:38:32 PM

hey, did you hear about helen keller's new book?









































around the block in 80 days?

5/22/2008 11:48:46 PM

what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love

What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs

Why did helen keller go crazy? she was trying to read a stucko wall.

what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else.

Why didnt Hellen Kellar scream when she fell off the cliff? - She was wearing mittens

what does Helen Keller call the closet? Disneyworld
Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld

5/22/2008 11:50:30 PM

Quote :

"what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else. "

LOL

5/22/2008 11:51:30 PM

i will fuck you with a rake

5/22/2008 11:53:20 PM

How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

5/23/2008 1:20:21 AM

I bet it was black...

5/23/2008 1:31:12 AM

Set Em ->

5/23/2008 2:22:13 AM