1. fuck your way to the top
2. if you are hot you get all the attention
3. you get a ton of free shit
4. you live longer
5. that whole multiple orgasm thing

3/24/2008 10:01:52 PM

3/24/2008 10:03:36 PM

top 6...boobs

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:04 PM. Reason : .]

3/24/2008 10:03:40 PM

1-3 don't work if you're fat/busted.

3/24/2008 10:04:11 PM

1. There's a chance you're boning diamondace.
2. Gravy
3. Gravy
4. Gravy
5. Gravy

3/24/2008 10:04:51 PM

^^bullshit

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : asgfsdgdf]

3/24/2008 10:04:54 PM

7. getting the kid in custody battles

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : 8. child support]

3/24/2008 10:05:17 PM

fat girls have bigger boobs. or maybe just fat rolls that look like boobs. i dunno. maybe it could confuse a guy into thinking they were boobs and flashing them at someone might make #3 work in their favor.

3/24/2008 10:05:56 PM

shit nm

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason : got beat to it.]

3/24/2008 10:05:57 PM

9. i hate that women always objectify themselves and shit

3/24/2008 10:06:40 PM

Quote :

"fat girls have bigger boobs. or maybe just fat rolls that look like boobs. i dunno. maybe it could confuse a guy into thinking they were boobs and flashing them at someone might make #3 work in their favor."

No wonder you write for the tech.

3/24/2008 10:07:12 PM

i need to read witchywmns article

3/24/2008 10:07:43 PM

LAWL

3/24/2008 10:07:54 PM

not #4.

3/24/2008 10:07:55 PM

^^^^ what is that supposed to mean?

3/24/2008 10:08:28 PM

Quote :

"fat girls have bigger boobs. or maybe just fat rolls that look like boobs. i dunno. maybe it could confuse a guy into thinking they were boobs and flashing them at someone might make #3 work in their favor."

Even then the free stuff would barely cover the monthly burrito expenses.

3/24/2008 10:08:46 PM

^^oh come on..yall are 52 percent of the population....and live like 6 years longer

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:09 PM. Reason : thats 10]

3/24/2008 10:09:05 PM

Quote :

"not #4. "

Wat?

And you know exactly what I mean.

3/24/2008 10:22:42 PM

23. the wolf web

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:24 PM. Reason : .]

3/24/2008 10:23:48 PM

all the boys on tww pretend they don't like fat ugly girls

3/24/2008 10:24:18 PM

i was told sometimes they are like mopeds

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:25 PM. Reason : and they give good head]

3/24/2008 10:25:24 PM

Quote :

"all the boys on tww pretend they don't like fat ugly girls"

I've never pretended not to like you.

3/24/2008 10:26:31 PM

oooh a clever one

3/24/2008 10:28:13 PM

man wtf...i would never say that to a chick like her....but i bet she likes dudes that joke about that shit...women are so dumb

3/24/2008 10:29:55 PM

being obese isn't something to joke about dnl. type II diabetus? noooo sir.

3/24/2008 10:31:17 PM

are you fat khcadwal

3/24/2008 10:31:22 PM

i bet you drank too much sweet tea

I HATE SWEET TEA

3/24/2008 10:31:44 PM

haha...I ran today, DnL, but there were several copy editing mistakes...I have a feeling I made them, however, so don't blame the crew...

3/24/2008 10:32:15 PM

wasnt it about apt decorating and what not? my apt would get a 2/10 imo

3/24/2008 10:33:04 PM

You can get laid pretty much any time you want (assuming you're hot or you don't have high standards) without a bunch of bullshit courting/spending money.

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:33 PM. Reason : asdf]

3/24/2008 10:33:29 PM

you get a free pass to be slutty cause most dudes go in like a horny dog and what not

3/24/2008 10:34:19 PM

Quote :

"are you fat khcadwal "

i like the term meaty

3/24/2008 10:34:30 PM

hell yeah girl, you like chicken?

3/24/2008 10:34:52 PM

yes...I was at a loss for topics...lol

3/24/2008 10:35:01 PM

Quote :

"man wtf...i would never say that to a chick like her....but i bet she likes dudes that joke about that shit...women are so dumb"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stream_of_consciousness_writing

3/24/2008 10:35:13 PM

another reason it is the shit is cause yall got perfumes btw

3/24/2008 10:35:40 PM

DNL's privilege to call anyone dumb was revoked years ago

3/24/2008 10:36:47 PM

ok we have one person comparing dnl to burroughs and kerouac and another calling him a dumbass

3/24/2008 10:39:23 PM

if i thought about it long enough i bet i could think of 30 more things

3/24/2008 10:41:57 PM

how about we compare him to james joyce instead


and of all the works he ever wrote, only 5 people in the history of time have ever read half of them.


works of genius?

i think not.

3/24/2008 10:42:24 PM

Quote :

"i like the term meaty"

khcadwal

Good. I like some meat with my gravy.

3/24/2008 10:44:40 PM

offensive foul on hooksaw

3/24/2008 10:45:16 PM

"i think not"

that phrase ranks #3 on the all time pseudointellectual bullshit list

3/24/2008 10:45:57 PM

Quote :

"and of all the works he ever wrote, only 5 people in the history of time have ever read half of them."

hahahaha, untrue

though the idea of any of them getting mentioned in a dnl thread is rather disconcerting

10. dnl isn't part of our gender

3/24/2008 10:46:41 PM

he's more like Faulkner stream-of-consciousness

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:49 PM. Reason : Sound and the Fury's Benjy]

3/24/2008 10:47:28 PM

Quote :

"if i thought about it long enough i bet i could think of 30 more things"

bwahahahah

/thread

3/24/2008 10:47:34 PM

somewhere on that list needs to be

WOMYN POWER

and

the opportunity to do lesbo porn scenes

3/24/2008 10:52:19 PM

child support

[Edited on March 24, 2008 at 10:55 PM. Reason : .]

3/24/2008 10:54:52 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=albIAvi6zag

3/24/2008 10:55:18 PM

i think we've already ruled out "lookin all fine" from this list, hooksaw, because its not universally applicable

3/24/2008 11:03:44 PM