Well not really, but he was here in Hickory, and the what-cha-ma-call-it was at 3 while I was at work, so I couldn't really met him. But he did call me and leave a message on my answering machine just for me. I know this because he said "Hi, this is Bill Clinton, and I am inviting you to come join me at Saint Stephens High School tomorrow, Friday, at 3!"

Then he was like

"PS sawahash, I think you're awesome, and I like Hanson!"

3/28/2008 10:01:43 PM

wut?

3/28/2008 10:05:44 PM

I met Bob Dole's wife, the Senator, down at Adam's Creek after a hurricane one year.

3/28/2008 10:07:26 PM

hah if you ever want to be able to write a book and be on the news give him a blowjob

3/28/2008 10:08:40 PM

"you know youre famous when someone else gets famous by suckin your dick"

3/28/2008 10:12:21 PM

Well I tried call him back, but the line was busy. But I think it's cause he was trying to call me back at the same time, so that's probably why it was busy. I knew he wanted to take me out to dinner tonight. But I know how he is on the first date, and I'm not into that, I just wanna talk and get to know him first. Maybe on the 3rd date I'm willing to let him stain my dress.

3/28/2008 10:12:42 PM

It's sad when ex-presidents are forced to get jobs as telemarketers.

3/28/2008 11:27:48 PM

this entire thread is a lie

3/28/2008 11:29:24 PM

I have a friend who is chill, like super cool, always has been.

She met Bill Clinton and sent me a letter, "I met Bill Clinton! I love him! He has massive hands!"

I'm afraid to meet the man for fear I might remove all my clothing and rape him.

3/28/2008 11:55:34 PM

You know what they say about guys with big hands...

3/28/2008 11:56:56 PM

That one may compelled to rape them?

3/28/2008 11:58:04 PM

Dubya, sent my aunt and uncle a signed photograph thanking them for their contributions and support during the last election. The thing is, they're democrats....... It became a funny conversation peice on their fridge.

3/29/2008 12:03:10 AM

They wear big gloves...

3/29/2008 12:07:24 AM

did he try to seduce you?

3/29/2008 12:11:10 AM

Gah, he tried calling me all night last night...he's starting to get desperate. I hate to let him down and everything but I just gotta just let him know, he's not really my type.

3/29/2008 6:34:53 AM

wat

3/29/2008 7:38:59 AM

Alright girls, I turned off the AC. First one to have a bead of neck sweat reach their butt crack wins.

3/29/2008 7:43:47 AM

FUCK BILL CLINTON AND HIS MANISH WIFE

3/29/2008 8:44:03 AM