Fact: Vikings > Pirates

Fact: When I die I would rather be put on a Viking Longship and set on fire than become worm food.

Fact: We will be able to use this ship to end the pirate ncemt_03s reign of terror.

3/31/2008 8:13:04 PM

cannons > hairy buttfuckers from the north

3/31/2008 8:13:34 PM

Ive got a longship for ya

3/31/2008 8:14:27 PM

that's what she sa....


wait..no...that's not right

3/31/2008 8:15:06 PM

ok bitch.... You build ur longship..............













































































.....................and then we'll steal it (hence solving our problem of not yet having a ship)

3/31/2008 8:15:28 PM

casey, I wanna plunder yer booty with me yardarm

3/31/2008 8:15:39 PM

I'd have no problem with modern weaponry. However, it will most definitely be a viking ship in spirit.

3/31/2008 8:15:46 PM

we'd be the laughing stock of Beaufort and the Caribbean in that contraption

3/31/2008 8:16:27 PM

^^^oh i've got some booty for you

3/31/2008 8:17:23 PM

Jesus Christ, if people in Beaufort didn't approve I would just have to pillage their town.

3/31/2008 8:17:31 PM

having sailed with descendants of Vikings, I will join you.

3/31/2008 8:17:42 PM

haha lol


at least we're not landlubbers!

here's to the sea!

Quote :

"^^^oh i've got some booty for you"

I bea seekin to plunder it then!

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 8:19 PM. Reason : !]

3/31/2008 8:18:28 PM

TO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

3/31/2008 8:22:06 PM

AYE!

3/31/2008 8:23:50 PM

Behold my secret weapon:

3/31/2008 8:24:48 PM

more like...............

3/31/2008 8:30:15 PM

i must admit...

i laughed hard

3/31/2008 8:31:04 PM

Where can I find pricing information on that?

3/31/2008 8:32:20 PM

Quote :

"Fact: When I die I would rather be put on a Viking Longship and set on fire than become worm food."

mother-fucking signed. If I ever had a terminal illness, I'd build myself a longship, fill it full of kindling, sail myself out to sea till I can just see land, light a slow burning fuse, cap myself with a .38 and let that fucker burn.

3/31/2008 8:34:57 PM

VICTORY!

3/31/2008 8:43:11 PM

aarrrggghh.... Show me a sexy viking bitch????

THEY DON"T EXIST!

VVVVV But sexy pirate bitches do VVVVV

3/31/2008 8:44:37 PM

^ http://www.3wishes.com/international.asp#L83100

3/31/2008 8:48:27 PM

Touche

ye bitches will be raped and booty plundered though.... so in the scheme of things that is still a "pirate bitch" or at least will be!

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 8:51 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2008 8:51:00 PM

pirates are way hotter than vikings...

http://www.3wishes.com/pirate.asp

3/31/2008 8:52:26 PM

agreed

3/31/2008 8:54:01 PM

^^http://www.3wishes.com/country.asp

hehe

[Edited on March 31, 2008 at 8:54 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2008 8:54:09 PM

it has to be done. If I don't do it chembob will. So . . .

3/31/2008 8:54:09 PM

As the viking captain I would have no qualms with our viking wenches wearing french maid outfits.

You see, vikings think outside the box.

3/31/2008 8:54:19 PM

^^^dude...that's what i wear to work most days

3/31/2008 9:03:17 PM

3/31/2008 9:03:51 PM

Great song! Shitty video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T4wmpSFlHg&feature=related

Sails up! We're leaving today
Distant lands are calling
Cowards stay at home; this is a quest of true men
Farewell, should we never see again

Weeping women waving at the pier
When the sky starts to cry
But neither rain, nor wind can make us turn around
What's decided, has to be done

See how the forefathers greet, us with northern lights
Bravely towards unknown shores, through raging storms we fight
Faith in the gods, their strength in our hearts, when lightning strikes
If we die, we'll meet again in Valhalla...

In a dream I saw two ravens in the sky
And a verdant land behind
When we set out feet there, we'll burn our fleet
'Cause the land is promised to us by gods

May Njord protect us on our way
May the moon light our path
Let our spirits be purified by the ocean's breeze
Let the wind, tell our legend which ever lasts

When we reach the open sea, leaving our home behind
The Dragonheads are rising, let the stars be our guides

See how the forefathers greet, us with northern lights
Bravely towards unknown shores, through raging storms we fight
Faith in the gods, their strength in our hearts, when lightning strikes
If we die the sun will shine again beyond mortal time
We'll meet again in Valhalla!

3/31/2008 9:15:02 PM

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Ah, ah,
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
How soft your fields so green,
Can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we calmed the tides of war.
We are your overlords.
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the western shore.
So now youd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing.

3/31/2008 11:10:06 PM

now why on earth would you want this...



or this


or this


well maybe these but they are general barbarians....not vikings specifically...





when you could easily come over to our side and have this....



and this...


and this...


and this...


and this...


and this...


and this...


and this...


everyday as a pirate...

4/1/2008 2:25:30 PM

o, i like this one

4/1/2008 2:35:04 PM

that's for the days when i'm on top in charge

4/1/2008 2:47:52 PM

OMG, I HAD NO IDEA THERE WERE SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM

4/1/2008 2:49:00 PM

that's only like 8 pictures....


of 12 pages worth

4/1/2008 2:52:53 PM

omg

4/1/2008 2:53:23 PM

one more reason pirates aaaaarrrrrrrre >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>than vikings

[Edited on April 1, 2008 at 2:54 PM. Reason : asdfd]

4/1/2008 2:54:24 PM

AYE!

4/1/2008 2:54:55 PM

Quote :

"Fact: Vikings > Pirates Fact: When I die I would rather be put on a Viking Longship and set on fire than become worm food."

FUCK

YES

4/1/2008 2:57:08 PM

well I hope that my body is put at the edge of the Gulf Stream to become a part of the food chain once again

4/1/2008 2:58:58 PM

The viking costumes strike fear.

The pirate ones are just kind of trashy.

4/1/2008 3:25:43 PM

i don't understand the problem

4/1/2008 3:26:40 PM

Clearly I can just put my viking wenches in pirate costumes should I want them to look easy.

This will be a tremendous asset when I choose to insert my sexy henchwomen into the pirate network as spies.

4/1/2008 3:29:52 PM

i'm the only pirate chick on this ship...

that bitch is going down

[Edited on April 1, 2008 at 3:31 PM. Reason : she'll be wearing a jabba the hut sex slave uniform when i finish with her...]

4/1/2008 3:30:50 PM

Pirates are ghey.

They ride around on ships all day, hanging out with a bunch of dudes, looking for other ships full of dudes. And they're all sexually attracted to Orlando Bloom.


Vikings seek out small defenseless villages, slaughter the men, and carry the women off as trophys. If you give me the choice of butt-pirating or booty-raiding, I'll take the latter over the former any day.

4/1/2008 3:35:07 PM

negative, the trade has changed quite a bit

4/1/2008 3:39:11 PM

Viking grammar is also, apparently, better; given the pirates consistent inability to conjugate verbs properly.

4/1/2008 3:42:20 PM

i wouldnt think that grammar would play into a debate between the two groups

4/1/2008 3:43:07 PM