I was on all fours when I was 'pushed' off of the bed. I almost flipped completely over, but didn't quite make it and ended up hitting the floor with all of the force of the impact on my head. It has really done a number on my neck and back. I know that I'm lucky that I didn't break my neck -- my husband would have had a hard time explaining that one.

Anyway, it seems like I'm accidentally injured during sex at least once or twice a year. I know that I cannot be the only one.

4/21/2008 11:30:06 AM

was this really telling the world?

4/21/2008 11:30:48 AM

Sounds like you need a crib.

4/21/2008 11:30:57 AM

shit, i feel like i ruptured a testicle over the weekend.
i was getting fucked like they were going to stop making sex
it was great but im still sore

4/21/2008 11:31:10 AM

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"was this really telling the world?"

*shrugs* I thought that it might make an interesting topic if other people share their stupid sex injuries too.

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"Sounds like you need a crib. "

That'll teach me to face the foot of the bed instead of the headboard.

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 11:33 AM. Reason : .]

4/21/2008 11:32:13 AM

maybe you're just accident prone.

4/21/2008 11:33:14 AM

I know this guy that got a hot pepper seed in his pee hole when he was doing his girlfriend in the butt.

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 11:34 AM. Reason : hot]

4/21/2008 11:33:17 AM

4/21/2008 11:33:33 AM

i got what is comparable to carpet burn on my p33n once from a girl with a hairy vag. i probably have caused some sexual injures, per se, but none to me other than the said.

4/21/2008 11:33:56 AM

I haven't really had anything

buy my buddy in high school

he was the quarterback and the night before the season opener

was banging someone in that position where the dude is standing and the girl has her legs wrapped around him

anyway he slipped and tore his acl

missed 2 months and we sucked that year

it was kinda cool at first because I was the backup qb

but I was fucking terrible

4/21/2008 11:42:39 AM

I think I've pinpointed the problem. Sasquatch is about twice your size, isn't he?





[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 12:11 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2008 11:42:49 AM

I too, have had sex.

4/21/2008 11:53:09 AM

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"i was getting fucked like they were going to stop making sex"

hahahahhaha...i think that's the funniest thing i've read in a while

4/21/2008 11:54:31 AM

I slipped once while bwning on my recliner, fell backwards, and slammed my hell into the coffee table. It was dark, so I didn't really realize I was bleeding...

then in the morning, my sheets were all bloody, and there were bloody footprints on the carpet.

Another time, this girl was on top, and I slipped out of the vag. She then dropped back down, and jammed the FUCK out of my dong. That wasn't very pleasant





The first was totally worth it. The second was not

4/21/2008 11:55:40 AM

thats gotta hurt like head to slam your hell into the coffee table

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 11:57 AM. Reason : x]

4/21/2008 11:57:12 AM

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"That'll teach me to face the foot of the bed instead of the headboard."

lol, so now you will just get a broken nose

4/21/2008 11:57:26 AM

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"Sasquatch is about twice your size, isn't he?"

*lol*
Josh is 15 inches taller than I am and more than 100 pounds heavier.

4/21/2008 11:58:53 AM

damn worse thing ive ever done was get a leg cramp from jackhammering

4/21/2008 12:03:09 PM

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"I haven't really had anything buy my buddy in high school he was the quarterback and the night before the season opener was banging someone in that position where the dude is standing and the girl has her legs wrapped around him anyway he slipped and tore his acl missed 2 months and we sucked that year it was kinda cool at first because I was the backup qb but I was fucking terrible"

haha. I wonder what he told the coach.

^cause you're too busy driving drunk and smashing into trees.

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 12:15 PM. Reason : ]

4/21/2008 12:12:46 PM

^wonder what he told his parents

4/21/2008 12:16:11 PM

^x4 I wasn't going to say anything, but my lower back is still hurting from my Saturday night session. But hers is, too!

Seriously, though, I've gotta start working out again or something. I also kinda strained my left pec.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KrSs7gfLDjc



[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 12:20 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2008 12:19:10 PM

Ever both tried to change positions at the same time and up head butting each other??

4/21/2008 12:29:30 PM

^ hahah yes, got pulled on top a little too hard. i got real lightheaded and bout passed out when I got mine. Yet she takes all responsibility, hahah

and theres nothing like a little back and thigh pain to let a man know he just beat the breaks off

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 12:31 PM. Reason : .]

4/21/2008 12:29:57 PM

lol he didn't know it was that serious and started the game anyway

but it was bothering him so on the first big hit he took he acted like he had hurt his knee

he played if up pretty good, getting carried off by the lineman and everything

then they did the mri the next day and found the tear, and the coaches thought it was from getting hit on the field, so he went with that

4/21/2008 12:32:45 PM

I don't have any good stories to contribute, but I'm glad you didn't break your neck.

4/21/2008 12:58:27 PM

one time i was doing this chick doggy style. i was really pounding it hard and pulled out a little to far and when i thrusted i went right into her poop shoot. it really startled her so she jumped forward and hit her head on the wall and knocked herself out cold. it scared me at first but when i realized she was just knocked out i finished, cleaned myself up and left. i never heard from her again though

4/21/2008 1:01:41 PM

4/21/2008 1:07:29 PM

^^ wow if that were true that would almost count as rape LOL

4/21/2008 1:08:38 PM

oh man, I've fucked a few times before!

4/21/2008 1:08:42 PM

I also have had sex before

4/21/2008 1:21:56 PM

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"I also have had sex before"

4/21/2008 1:25:03 PM

This one time - a girl let me enter her shitter. It was ok.

4/21/2008 1:41:49 PM

does being stabbed by husbands count?

4/21/2008 1:47:35 PM

maybe you should be more athletic and weigh less.

4/21/2008 1:48:36 PM

I like it when fatties fuck other fatties. Keeps the universe on track.

4/21/2008 1:52:02 PM

I once saw a 17 y/o chick get busted for drinking.


In a titty bar.


Wonder what she told her dad? Lawton, Oklahoma FTW.

4/21/2008 4:48:07 PM

the sound of a boot stuck in mud...

4/21/2008 4:50:10 PM

...only wetter.

4/21/2008 5:01:15 PM

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"one time i was doing this chick doggy style. i was really pounding it hard and pulled out a little to far and when i thrusted i went right into her poop shoot. it really startled her so she jumped forward and hit her head on the wall and knocked herself out cold. it scared me at first but when i realized she was just knocked out i finished, cleaned myself up and left. i never heard from her again though "

Thats funny, similar to mine. One time i was doing this chick doggy style. I was really pounding it hard, she moved forward about a foot and banged her head against the wall. It caused her to clench up and it made me cum. We both laughed about it though.

[Edited on April 21, 2008 at 5:24 PM. Reason : a]

4/21/2008 5:23:40 PM

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"wow if that were true that would almost count as rape LOL"

how does that even come close to rape? it was consensual. she just lost consciousness near the end. plus i came in her butt so its not like she could get preggers

4/21/2008 5:29:20 PM

this is a repugnant thread.

4/21/2008 5:31:49 PM

4/21/2008 5:34:04 PM

i give this thread a 9/10

5/10/2008 2:15:06 PM

well this one time i was jerking it but it just wasn't doing anything for me

so i tried some 100 grit sand paper and kept getting close but not quite there

so i kept trying and the next time i got close i slammed my dick in a desk drawer and bam i came harder than i'd ever cum before but then i slipped on some of my blood and got a concussion

my roommate walked in and was shocked to say the least

5/10/2008 3:05:03 PM

lol someone fucked her

5/10/2008 3:06:01 PM

Although a temporary injury, how debilitating is the "doggy-style hamstring cramp"? I hate that. Always stretch before fucking!

5/10/2008 3:09:05 PM

I don't stretch because sometimes I realize before I get off that I don't like the girl at all and pretend to have a cramp

5/10/2008 3:10:10 PM

touche

5/10/2008 3:11:55 PM

once you're in it counts


I've kinda chaged my attitude, or at least tried to, I quit having sex with women I hate, we'll see how that goes tonight

5/10/2008 3:14:10 PM

fucking a girl you hate relieves a lot of anger in a productive way, though...the cops tend to view that more positively than just punching her in the face

5/10/2008 3:16:25 PM