let's see if i can keep this up for even 2 days. the rules of this game are simple. you have to use this adjective on a person who is beside you today at some point. also, you have to use this adjective in an attempt to offend them. (even if its just a joke and you both know it)

Today's Adjective - Tuesday, April 22, 2008: COLOSSAL

Today, you should tell your neighbor at work how much of a COLOSSAL IDIOT they are. or you can tell the person who parks beside how how much of a COLOSSAL PIECE OF SHIT their car is. tell your girlfriend she has a COLOSSAL ASS. annoying guy walk past your office all the time? sounds like he's a COLOSSAL DICKHEAD. the guy on the weather right now... COLOSSAL FAGGOT.

and before anyone talks about how much of a "COLOSSAL FAILURE" my thread is, it's already used in the sentence for definition #3 on M-W.

of an exceptional or astonishing degree colossal failure>

SO FUCK YOU. anyways, do it. report back with stories. maybe we laugh later. or maybe not. probably not. but at least we tried.

and if this works i will tell you guys every morning what words come into my head to use in conjunction with insults

4/22/2008 6:50:47 AM

COLOSSAL FAILURE

4/22/2008 7:05:02 AM

colossalmy bag

4/22/2008 7:07:00 AM

the text in this thread

IS BUGGIN ME OUT MAN

and ill do it, but it wont be insulting.

i only insult internet people who aren't real to me

4/22/2008 7:12:50 AM

yeah most of us cant be irl insulting to people beside us on a daily basis, but i think most of us have someone we pick on.

Quote :

"COLOSSAL FAILURE"

and leave it to the douchepuppet set sail after the wind was already taken out

COLOSSAL SHITSTAIN

4/22/2008 7:24:22 AM

i'll call some a COLOSSAL POONSATCHEL. i don't care.

4/22/2008 7:31:14 AM

Quote :

"COLOSSAL SHITSTAIN"

I like it. I shall use it.

4/22/2008 7:41:16 AM

The only people I will see today are strangers and coworkers. I'm not going to offend a stranger (without good reason), and the people at work would just laugh at me when I explained, "Oh, I insulted you because of this game. On the internet."

Sorry. Not happening. -> COLOSSAL FAILURE

4/22/2008 8:39:07 AM

what's today's word?

:'(

4/23/2008 8:26:46 AM

Quote :

"let's see if i can keep this up for even 2 days"

nope...

[Edited on April 23, 2008 at 8:43 AM. Reason : ]

4/23/2008 8:42:22 AM

oh well

4/23/2008 8:44:13 AM

Could you tell them that you just took a COLOSSAL SHIT?

4/23/2008 8:44:56 AM

http://www.colossalfailure.com/

4/23/2008 10:40:55 AM

4/23/2008 10:54:03 AM

Today's Adjective - Thursday May 08, 2008:

FORSEEABLE

i got an UNFORSEEN promotion at work, and i have to be in an hour earlier now, so i dont have much (if any) morning internet time anymore. unless i get up early. and thats not FORSEEABLE

5/8/2008 7:28:21 PM

so this is adjective of the fortnight and not day?

5/8/2008 7:57:14 PM

the COLOSSAL failure of this thread was FORSEEABLE

5/8/2008 8:00:29 PM

It was FORESEEABLE today when I got my white ass in the tanning bed that I would be stinging by nightfall!

5/8/2008 8:00:33 PM

Quote :

"the COLOSSAL failure of this thread was FORSEEABLE"

haha winner /thread

5/8/2008 8:01:46 PM