Ok
NCSU has had a problem with my ssn not matching my info.
Figured out it was because the people in payroll were spelling it wrong.
Back in novemeber, fixed it whatever....

Just got another notice telling me that its still not matching and if i dont straighten it out by May 15..."nessecary actions" will be taken (aka-let go, i guess)
Well, I called payroll and the social security administration.

I, according to the federal government, have been a male since birth.

I talked to the guy on the phone, we laughed a little bit because , I'm not legally allowed to marry a man in this state.

yes.
i is a boy.

until i fix this.


my mom says i should go to payroll and tell them that i really am a boy.

5/1/2008 12:58:44 PM

yes, that does mean he's gay.

sorry, dawg.

5/1/2008 12:59:46 PM

you may have to show them proof

5/1/2008 1:00:17 PM

I always wondered why a girl would have so many posts on t-dub. Now I know that you were never really a girl to begin with.

5/1/2008 1:00:49 PM

I hear surgery can fix this for you

5/1/2008 1:01:28 PM

LOL JOIE HAS A DICK

5/1/2008 1:01:51 PM

I have almost four times as many. My e-penis is strong.

5/1/2008 1:01:54 PM

5/1/2008 1:02:13 PM

ask for a 25% raise cuz you are a guy

5/1/2008 1:04:00 PM

I think it makes you gay

faggot

5/1/2008 1:04:34 PM

5/1/2008 1:06:00 PM

i thought this thread was about

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=523136&page=2

5/1/2008 1:08:43 PM

youre terrible.

i dont understand mean people

5/1/2008 1:11:14 PM

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple
creatures?



Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one
is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.


You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
reading it

5/1/2008 1:18:30 PM

Quote :

"and to the men who will enjoy reading it "

Quote :

"DOES NOT COMPUTE"

5/1/2008 1:23:25 PM

brojobs

5/1/2008 1:35:31 PM

Isnt this you tho?

5/1/2008 1:43:54 PM

look at skankinande using mitch taylor

5/1/2008 1:46:34 PM

this particular incident may not make cody gay.

however,

i know of several other homorightous events that do.

5/1/2008 1:56:59 PM

So are you in trouble for not registering with Selective Service?

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 2:03 PM. Reason : with]

5/1/2008 2:03:33 PM

wasn't your birth certificate messed up too?

5/1/2008 2:31:08 PM

ROFFLE...


...joies' got a gun..... joies' got a gun...



what is going to be funny is when your car insurance goes down because you're no longer a male.

5/1/2008 2:38:01 PM

Me thinks you should have a talk w/ your parents

5/1/2008 2:40:09 PM

Finkle is einhorn, einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is a man...

hahaha. i think it's kinda funny. especially when you throw in the messed up house deed that said you were married to Marvin G. Lubbers.

5/1/2008 2:40:13 PM

yes my birthrtificate was messed up originally.

when they asked my mom what my name was going to be she said "joice francis" (spelled that way....my dad swore up and down that was the way his mom spelled it. but he was wrong.

came back and the certificate said "boy"
mom was like hell no and changed it to girl.

my name was changed to frances at 2

but i guess the gender thing never caught on with social security.

5/1/2008 2:41:09 PM

yeah ... joie, you could disappear and no one would ever find you....

unlike me with my fancy record..

5/1/2008 2:41:42 PM

LOL, you're a boy.

5/1/2008 2:45:51 PM

when i made a thread about hermaphrodites, we did theorize there were some on tww....

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 2:56 PM. Reason : ]

5/1/2008 2:49:27 PM

One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl was Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me, and I'm a boy

My name is Bill, and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend evenings taking hairpins from my hair

[Chorus:]
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am, I get it

Put your frock on, Jean Marie
Plait your hair, Felicity
Paint your nails, little Sally Joy
Put this wig on, little boy

[Chorus]

Wanna play cricket on the green
Ride my bike across the street
Cut myself and see my blood
Wanna come home all covered in mud

[Chorus]

5/1/2008 2:49:55 PM

wtf are.

Quote :

"homaphrodites"

5/1/2008 2:50:18 PM

Yeah isn't it like almost 1% ??

5/1/2008 2:50:19 PM

Quote :

"Cut myself and see my blood"

emo

5/1/2008 2:51:24 PM

5/1/2008 2:52:21 PM

^^^^^ Well played

5/1/2008 2:52:41 PM

according to wiki, sumfoo1,

Quote :

"The prevalence of intersex depends on which definition is used. According to the ISNA definition above, 1 percent of live births exhibit some degree of sexual ambiguity, approximately one in every hundred births. [22] Between 0.1% and 0.2% of live births are ambiguous enough to become the subject of specialist medical attention, including surgery to disguise their sexual ambiguity. According to Fausto-Sterling's definition of intersex[23], on the other hand, 1.7 percent of human births are intersex.[23] She writes, "

5/1/2008 2:59:54 PM

Quote :

"intersex"

Is that like cybering on the interwebz?

5/1/2008 3:01:56 PM

^hahaha

1% is effing high

5/1/2008 3:02:22 PM

Yeah... thats kinda a lot.... odds are i know a few people who were sexually ambiguous....

Hell i may have been.. i'm going to ask mom

5/1/2008 3:02:57 PM

Haha, since you're a dude does d7 get to do you in the butt???

5/1/2008 3:07:28 PM

The bigger question is: Does she get to do d7 in the butt?

i kidd sir..

5/1/2008 3:09:48 PM

Dude or not I'd still do you.

5/1/2008 3:15:26 PM

This explains the big thumbs.

5/1/2008 3:17:19 PM

and all this time I thought you just had a gigantic clit

5/1/2008 3:24:44 PM

schlong

5/1/2008 4:33:33 PM

5/1/2008 4:35:50 PM

btt

5/1/2008 9:19:13 PM

i wanna get one of those shirts with the cool metallic pattern going down the side and some prefaded jeans.

DOES THAT MAKE ME GAY

5/1/2008 9:22:28 PM

my birth certificate was issued a month after i was born

i think there may have been some skulduggery involved and i'm not sure if i really am who i am

what i'm saying is i may or may not be a military-engineered clone of Theodore Roosevelt

[Edited on May 1, 2008 at 9:27 PM. Reason : p.s. you're still hot to me, just don't untuck and ruin my mood]

5/1/2008 9:26:24 PM

^^ how did you know what i was wearing?

5/1/2008 9:40:36 PM

set em up

7/2/2008 9:51:55 PM