But God must have been drunk when he made this animal. It often swims underwater but breathes air, produces milk like a mammal, has a DUCK BILL and LAYS EGGS, makes venom in its legs like a snake... good lord!

5/8/2008 10:23:41 AM

man-bear-pig-snake-duck-cow-otter-beaver

5/8/2008 10:26:54 AM

god smokes more bud than i do

5/8/2008 10:27:22 AM

man-bear-pig-snake-duck-cow-otter-beaver-duck-billed-palatapus

5/8/2008 10:27:36 AM

Quote :

"makes venom in its legs like a snake"

does not compute

5/8/2008 10:30:31 AM

Basically it makes venom in its hind legs, and snakes also make venom. Sorry if that confused you.

5/8/2008 10:31:28 AM

god is only real if he isnt defined as an integer

5/8/2008 10:45:44 AM

well we all know he's irrational

5/8/2008 10:48:08 AM

^^and you don't divide him by zero

[Edited on May 8, 2008 at 10:48 AM. Reason : god i'm bored]

5/8/2008 10:48:16 AM

there is no God and platypuses are [old] as fuck.

5/8/2008 10:49:12 AM

Quote :

"man-bear-pig-snake-duck-cow-otter-beaver"

That made me LOL!!!

5/8/2008 10:51:07 AM

and also ELECTRORECEPTION!!!!!!!!!

5/8/2008 10:51:37 AM

haha very funny guys

there isn't a God

5/8/2008 10:52:50 AM

believe what you want, just dont interrupt my sleep on sundays, harass me on campus, or knock on my door.

5/8/2008 11:11:22 AM

someone read the express post on the metro this am

5/8/2008 11:11:42 AM

god dammit!!!

5/8/2008 11:12:00 AM

i was also intregued by the article

5/8/2008 11:12:27 AM

I'm saying, the title was "Platypus Genome a Wacky Mixture"

Any article about wackiness in the post I'm reading

5/8/2008 11:14:29 AM

A platy can kill a dog or small child with that poison.

5/8/2008 11:17:52 AM

REALLY? Wow, this is a great day, i've learned so much!

Anyone else have any information about this Monotreme they would like to share?

5/8/2008 11:21:38 AM

^

Ask Steven Maturin (the most famous victim of a platypus in literature) c.f. The Nutmeg of Consolation by Patrick O'Brian.

Or try http://www.jacquedee63.com/tiemekangaroodownsport.html

"And mind me platypus duck, Bill
Mind me platypus duck
Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill
Just mind me platypus duck
Altogether now!"

5/8/2008 11:26:06 AM

ok no.

5/8/2008 11:28:53 AM

^^ WTF?

5/8/2008 11:31:55 AM

Quote :

"someone read the express post on the metro this am"

or one of many other sources reporting the recent news regarding the platypus genome

5/8/2008 11:34:13 AM

Well, I did actually read it in the express as I was riding the metro this morning. All he left out was which color line I was on when I red it.

5/8/2008 11:37:18 AM

LIKE A SNAKE!!!

5/8/2008 11:49:22 AM

Snakes don't have legs.

5/8/2008 11:50:24 AM

yeah, I would have thought that the DNA evidence would have been more supportive of evolution, then creationism but I'm weird like that

Article with cute ass platy pic

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/05/080507131453.htm

[Edited on May 8, 2008 at 11:54 AM. Reason : linky]

5/8/2008 11:51:50 AM

HAHA SICK BURN ON 392

5/8/2008 11:56:17 AM

Quote :

"man-bear-pig-snake-duck-cow-otter-beaver"

ha

5/8/2008 12:07:38 PM

MONOTREMES DO IT BETTER!


but marsupials are also a strange group of mammals.

5/8/2008 12:37:15 PM

Yeah, what the fuck is up with Australia?

5/8/2008 12:38:51 PM

I think when they sent all those convicts there they sent all the weird ass animals there too.


Whenever my zoology instructor mentioned some weird species of animal, he mentioned that they were found only in Australia.

5/8/2008 12:41:10 PM

While a 10-year-old giving birth is highly unusual, it is not impossible, said Laurie Krieger, a medical anthropologist in Washington D.C.

5/8/2008 12:51:34 PM

you are gayer than a bag of dicks - i'm just throwing that out there

5/8/2008 12:53:49 PM

5/8/2008 12:54:33 PM

terpball was on the METRO RED LINE, i saw him!

5/8/2008 1:26:58 PM

Haha, good guess.

5/8/2008 1:32:04 PM

(james mason as god) and on the 14th day I smoked all the marijuana I had created to test the first batch. and on the 15th day I smoked all the opium I had created to test the first batch. on the 312th day I woke up and created a bunch of monsters I'd seen the night before

5/8/2008 2:54:33 PM

platypus = primordial soup pot scrapings lumped together

5/8/2008 4:05:13 PM