Now what some people didn't realize was that Charlie Parker, in between jazz saxophone recording sessions, occasionally dressed up like a white man and even had a seat in Congress. He would keep his sax planted firmly up his ass, which gave him the trademark stiff white mans stance and goofy smile. Now it was about this time that the sneaky Russian dogs were raising a ruckus in Afganistan and Charlie got his opium from the Afghanis. He couldn't have the Russians moving in and jacking up the prices so he developed and implemented this elaborate plan to supply the Afghans with money and weapons through the Pakistanis. Charlie even got a medal for this act.

5/14/2008 3:32:04 AM

tom hanks needs to go back to falling down elevator shafts and dog sidekicks

5/14/2008 3:35:02 AM

10/10. this thread fucking delivered.

5/14/2008 4:07:06 AM

He's the black violin guy from DMB right?

5/14/2008 4:10:01 AM

this made me lol

5/14/2008 6:52:56 AM

10/10

5/14/2008 11:51:08 AM

wilson

5/14/2008 11:52:40 AM

holy shit when did i write this

5/14/2008 2:41:21 PM

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"5/14/2008 3:32:04 AM"

5/14/2008 2:42:53 PM

the thread i don't remember making is probably the one that brought out the most lols

5/14/2008 2:45:16 PM

rofl

5/14/2008 2:47:25 PM