Does anyone know where i can find the TWW joke from earlier this week that was something to the likes of a "duke, unc, ncsu fan find a genie to grant 3 wishes......"

5/14/2008 9:30:37 PM

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"A Duke student, an NCSU student, and a Carolina student are walking along the beach and come across a lantern. One of the students picks it up, and a Genie pops out. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Blue Devil says, "I am studying to be a doctor. My father was a doctor, and my son will also be a doctor. I want a nice doctor's office so I can treat all the people in the area. With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF', the doctor's building appeared with all the latest medical technology. The Carolina student was amazed, and so he said, "Our town is a wonderful town, the best town in the world. I want a wall around Chapel Hill so that no one else can come into our precious city." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF', there was a huge wall around Chapel Hill. The NCSU student asks the Genie: "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, and nothing can get in or out. Now, what is your wish?" The NCSU student says, "Fill it up with water.""

5/14/2008 9:31:42 PM

The Duke guy wants to have the best medical techonology and be the best doctor inthe world.

The carolina guy is stuck up and wants a wall built around UNC so no one can get in or out.

The state guy asks about the wall and make sure that no one can get out then he asks to fill it up with water.

5/14/2008 9:33:02 PM

i lol'd

5/14/2008 9:33:07 PM

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"submitted by DAySiE on Thursday, January 2, 2003 at 1:30 AM"

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5/14/2008 9:34:29 PM

can we put the dudes doctors office inside the wall before its flooded?

5/14/2008 9:34:41 PM

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.



The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.



There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.


But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left.



'Ernie, do you have a story to share?'

'Yes ma'am.


My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen.


She was a pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.


She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.


She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.


She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

'

'Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.


'What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?'

'Stay the f*ck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking.

7/1/2008 10:25:20 PM

^loled

7/1/2008 10:35:33 PM

^^i remember telling that one in middle school

7/1/2008 10:36:38 PM

^^^ that's a good one

7/2/2008 12:49:40 AM