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"UXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico — A Mexican donkey has been freed from jail after doing time for assault and battery. The Televisa network on Wednesday showed "Blacky" gobbling food from a bucket after spending three days in a jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances. Blacky was jailed for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside Tuxtla Gutierrez, the capital of Chiapas state. Officials freed the donkey after its owner paid a fine of $36 and the $115 hospital bill of the men, who suffered bites to the chest and a broken ankle. Authorities say he also must pay $480 to each man for missed work days. Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed."

5/21/2008 11:17:15 PM

i think something had to have been lost in translation in that story

5/21/2008 11:21:49 PM

this is great news

5/21/2008 11:22:19 PM

Maybe they meant jackass.

5/21/2008 11:24:20 PM

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"$115 hospital bill of the men, who suffered bites to the chest and a broken ankle."

Hrmm, I am honestly curious to see the itemized bill for this compared to U.S. treatment of said injuries.

5/21/2008 11:26:32 PM

New breaking footage!

5/21/2008 11:36:31 PM

damn i love the internet

5/21/2008 11:37:50 PM

:::Shakes Tuxtla's hand::: for feeding his ass beer instead of grain

5/22/2008 2:56:33 AM