That is all.

5/23/2008 11:53:01 AM

ITALIAN SPIDERMAN

5/23/2008 11:53:44 AM

poopity poppy

5/23/2008 11:55:45 AM

what's up, paisan

5/23/2008 11:57:37 AM

shut up you mudblood

we know the other half is fucking ginger kid

5/23/2008 11:57:57 AM

i just like only four months ago found out that many black people don't consider italians to be white.

but fucking eskimos are.

isn't that funny? aren't you glad I told that story?

5/23/2008 11:58:28 AM

stallion

5/23/2008 11:58:37 AM

^^ Just like how a lot of Americans didn't consider Irish to be white back in the day.

I, for one, am glad you told that story.

5/23/2008 12:33:29 PM

Irish is about as white as it gets.

5/23/2008 12:34:36 PM

I know right, that's why it was so weird

5/23/2008 12:36:22 PM

All the Italians I know suck ass.

Well I guess the full blooded ones do. The ones that live in Italy during the summer and then come back to the states during the rest of the year.

Stupid Joe

5/23/2008 12:45:13 PM

People to this day still mistaken Indians (from India) as Middle-Eastern when they really are Asian...

Russians should be considered "Asian" too I suppose... But I think they are white... MMM.. Hot russian asian chicks... om nom nom nom nom...

5/23/2008 12:47:22 PM

poopity poppy

poppity poopy

5/23/2008 12:49:26 PM

you are all from africa, so be proud to be african

5/23/2008 1:24:44 PM

where's that line about sicilians being nigras?

5/23/2008 1:33:27 PM

you mean eggplants?

5/23/2008 1:35:15 PM

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"Russians should be considered "Asian" too I suppose"

Some of them are, sure.

The majority of them are European though.

5/23/2008 1:38:08 PM

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"i just like only four months ago found out that many black people don't consider italians to be white. but fucking eskimos are. isn't that funny? aren't you glad I told that story?"

Vin Diesel has played an Italian guy in movies but I've seen him on the cover of Jet magazine. He keeps his head shaved so nobody can figure out what race he is. IIRC he's half black half white

5/23/2008 1:40:55 PM

Obligatory

White is a color

Asia is a continent

Get your units right

5/23/2008 1:45:13 PM

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"ITALIAN SPIDERMAN "

he would suck as a super hero
too greasy to stick to walls
mask would fuck up his hair, so secret identity is out
too fat to fight crime effectively
the crime he did fight would be rival families

5/23/2008 1:48:36 PM

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"Vin Diesel has played an Italian guy in movies but I've seen him on the cover of Jet magazine"

I'm sure it's more about who they want to claim. So I'm wondering has Tiger Woods been on the cover of Jet with those horse teef of his.

5/23/2008 1:50:00 PM

Vin Diesel was first made famous by his film Multifacial, which was basically him bitching about not being able to get parts because of his ethnicity.

5/23/2008 1:56:05 PM

italian and black, should make a interesting combo.

5/23/2008 1:58:05 PM

^that combo makes the best thieves but the worst shooters
you can't shoot a tommy gun on it's side, that's just rediculous!

5/23/2008 1:59:54 PM

Me too buddy. We get the hottest women and the best foods.

FTW!

5/23/2008 2:12:14 PM

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"Me too buddy. We get the hottest hairiest women and the best foods. FTW!"

5/23/2008 2:31:51 PM

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"shut up you mudblood we know the other half is fucking ginger kid"

cant hate on ginger. the official colors of awesome are white and red.

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"People to this day still mistaken Indians (from India) as Middle-Eastern when they really are Asian... "

how do people do this? indians arent asian or middle eastern, their indian. they look nothing like "asians" and nothing like middle easterners

5/23/2008 2:32:24 PM

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"i just like only four months ago found out that many black people don't consider italians to be white. "

I guess they have never heard of Italy North of Naples.

5/23/2008 2:42:52 PM

^exactly

but then again, my family comes from near the tip of the boot

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"shut up you mudblood we know the other half is fucking ginger kid"

it's black irish, bavarian, and french canadian with a sprinkle of scottish. but my italian genes tend to dominate, so

5/23/2008 6:38:24 PM

i wouldn't tell people...

5/23/2008 6:39:13 PM

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"my italian genes tend to dominate"

I'm sure they do

5/23/2008 6:40:14 PM

?

5/23/2008 6:40:19 PM

haha, i was just hatin' on your woppish heritage

5/23/2008 6:41:51 PM

one of my friends was from South Africa and very white

for the PSAT he tried to put down his race as African American

The black lady proctoring saw this during her walk around the room and called him out

he said he was born in South Africa and therefore an African American and she looked like she wanted to choke him

5/23/2008 6:42:58 PM

oh, Il Duce...

yea, if you know anything about Italian history, somebody like him was bound to come up. but then again, he's from Northern Italy.

5/23/2008 6:43:51 PM

I had a black man ask me one day what I thought he meant when he said "colored woman"


I told him I'd probably assume he was talking about a black woman


Turns out, a colored woman to him is any girl that doesn't have pink nipples.


I couldn't argue with that.

5/23/2008 6:44:48 PM

i prefer "negro"--i don't think it's offensive, and i don't really care whether other people do or not

5/23/2008 6:47:41 PM

I call white people "Blancos"

5/23/2008 11:25:50 PM

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"God damn I love being in my Italian."

5/23/2008 11:31:52 PM

oic

5/23/2008 11:38:37 PM

What did the German say to the Japanese?

"Next time, no Italians."

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Signs that an Italian is willing to fight: he is in a business suit.

Signs that an Italian is ready to surrender: he is in a uniform.

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Look, I'm sorry to be rude. You guys had a good run at it. Sadly that run ended in about 400 AD. Since then, your conquests have been limited to Albania and Ethiopia. If it weren't for Mussolini and "The Godfather," we would have forgotten that you still exist. Americans would have just slowly attributed the existence of Italian food to those greasy people with funny accents: "New Yorkers."

I would play up some other part of your heritage. Well, not the Irish or French Canadian. You know what, just throw on a kilt and hope nobody calls you out on it. That's your only hope.

5/23/2008 11:43:50 PM

l2deodorant

5/24/2008 1:55:31 AM

chembob is a mutt, don't let him fool you.

5/24/2008 1:58:05 AM

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"indians arent asian or middle eastern, their indian. they look nothing like "asians" and nothing like middle easterners"

and what the hell are "asians" anyway?

those from the continent of asia?
chinese, japanese, koreans, etc?

if you are talking about "race", there is no such thing as "asians." "asian" is just white-people speak for people with thin eyes.

5/24/2008 4:45:27 AM

every race that isn't mine sucks

5/24/2008 5:04:43 AM

gay men and italians (often hard to tell apart)

5/24/2008 5:07:25 AM

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"if you are talking about "race", there is no such thing as "asians." "asian" is just white-people speak for people with thin eyes."

well, yeah.



because last time I called someone "oriental" I was hastily informed of the difference between humans and fancy rugs.

5/24/2008 6:01:04 AM

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"one of my friends was from South Africa and very white for the PSAT he tried to put down his race as African American The black lady proctoring saw this during her walk around the room and called him out he said he was born in South Africa and therefore an African American and she looked like she wanted to choke him"

i was thinking about this the other day. I would definitely fill in the African American circle if I was from South Africa. What other circle is applicable to a South African? Caucasian

5/24/2008 9:11:34 AM

I really don't like chembob for making this thread.

5/24/2008 9:14:15 AM

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