Well only if you do not pull out in time. . . .

5/25/2008 1:45:19 PM

i love pussy. its soooooooooooooo fucking cozy !

5/25/2008 1:46:04 PM

Oh ok. I had sex like 30 times and I never got my girl pregnant. I'm like the Atlanta Braves of sex or something.

5/25/2008 1:46:29 PM

i've had sex at least 5,000 times (minimum) and never got a chick pregnant. its sort of hard to do accidently. you have to try or be deceived.

5/25/2008 1:48:34 PM

or if she is on top cause of gravity.

5/25/2008 1:49:12 PM

Deceived?

"You didn't cum in me."
"Oh, ok."

***9 Months Later***

"HAHAHAHA, you DID cum in me, meet Amsterdam719!"
"Fuck."

5/25/2008 1:50:28 PM

More like "I am on birth control"

(man thinks fuck yeah)

(minutes later man busts a little on the inside)

1 month later, madness ensues.

5/25/2008 2:01:01 PM

ah, the classic keep-a-nigga baby . . . .

5/25/2008 2:38:32 PM