[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 8:01 PM. Reason : half of all americans have seen this shark]

5/26/2008 7:58:07 PM

thread dlivered

5/26/2008 7:58:38 PM

i've seen one of these in NC before, where was this taken?

5/26/2008 7:59:44 PM

someday i may be able to contribute to this thread

5/26/2008 7:59:49 PM

5/26/2008 8:02:57 PM

5/26/2008 8:10:50 PM

^^that's not you
^thats not you

get out

5/26/2008 8:16:38 PM

is that at a Wings or an Eagles or something?

5/26/2008 8:18:07 PM

what are you talking about? of course that's me. that's from that time i killed that shark with my bare hands at that one place with all the sharks and stuff

he wouldn't give me my beachball back so i had to show him who's king of the jungle. or the ocean, as it were

[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 8:19 PM. Reason : true story]

5/26/2008 8:19:01 PM

it was at one of those giant gaudy surf shop places near/on topsail island. there might be several of these things for all I know

5/26/2008 8:21:18 PM

Look out! He's gonna bite you! [Hamlet]

5/26/2008 8:45:38 PM

jean shorts

5/26/2008 8:46:05 PM

http://www.jorts.com/

5/26/2008 8:58:44 PM

jean shorts

5/26/2008 9:01:44 PM

5/26/2008 9:27:45 PM

me with a big shark in San Diego's Balboa Park


me with Jaws in LA's universal studios.

all last year.

5/26/2008 9:46:43 PM

hey, you, ah, you got a little black hole on the side of your mouth there. embarassing...

5/26/2008 9:48:12 PM

^^ I have a picture like that of me with Orlando's version from 7th grade.


Luckily I don't have it here, and I wouldnt put it on the technotrons anyway, as I look extremely stupid in it.

[Edited on May 26, 2008 at 9:48 PM. Reason : 2]

5/26/2008 9:48:29 PM

shark lovers = jorts lovers?

5/26/2008 9:48:35 PM

I love sharks, but do not own, or care for jorts.



Your rubrick is now shattered.

5/26/2008 9:50:05 PM

ya my face is the black hole sun.

5/26/2008 9:50:38 PM

exception proves the rule ?

5/26/2008 9:50:44 PM

^^ so you say... so you say...

5/26/2008 9:51:29 PM

that picture was only moderately more gay than your retort to said picture ....

5/26/2008 9:53:24 PM

I should edit the original title to "giant shark, OR someone dressed as an astronaut"

no no
I'm glad I didn't do that. this is slightly more awesome

5/27/2008 1:26:41 AM

5/27/2008 1:31:48 AM

http://www.redtube.com/9358

NSFW obviously

5/27/2008 1:41:08 AM

^the fuck?

5/27/2008 1:42:43 AM

Got it from a thread posted weeks ago.

Everyone has seen said thread.

Didn't think there would be any shock value to this.

5/27/2008 1:46:14 AM

haven't been on a ton lately, my b

5/27/2008 1:49:14 AM

Actually, my bad.

Been on entirely too much.

5/27/2008 1:49:39 AM

haha yeah I remember that from when we went to topsail

5/27/2008 3:13:24 AM

jean shorts?

JEAN SHORTS?!?!

gtfo.

5/27/2008 3:17:11 AM

^ahaha

5/27/2008 3:20:40 AM

Quote :

"thread dlivered"

no it didn't.

Quote :

"^^that's not you ^thats not you get out"

and that's not a shark you posted... it is a plastic/concrete sculpture.

but i still love you fermie boy

5/27/2008 6:38:31 AM

I don't get the deal about you guys making such a huge deal about jean shorts. 1-it's only males making the big deal 2-most of you making the big deal probably has yet to realize all the flaws in your own wardrobe. Just because you don't wear jean shorts in public doesn't mean you don't suck at everything else.

5/27/2008 7:59:05 AM

Quote :

"Get in your car and take it to relatively wild area some miles away."

This theory has yet to be unproven.

5/27/2008 8:22:17 AM

yeah. they are shorts, but made of the same material as jeans. am i going to have to have my picture records expunged of them like we did with those canvas hats with the flap going down the back

5/27/2008 10:03:40 AM

Quote :

"http://www.redtube.com/9358 NSFW obviously"

Shark fucking a whale!

5/27/2008 10:11:34 AM

i win

5/27/2008 10:26:13 AM

that is more "near" a giant shark than "with"

REJECTED

5/27/2008 10:48:30 AM

5/27/2008 12:26:15 PM

submission: accepted
shorts: approved

5/27/2008 12:52:09 PM

quit coming to my island...you people are the reason it took an hour to get to food lion yesterday : P

5/27/2008 1:03:12 PM

5/27/2008 1:04:31 PM

Post pics of yourself with a giant shark dinosaur

5/27/2008 1:12:18 PM