http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080529/ap_on_fe_st/odd_nude_maid_theft;_ylt=Atg9Ong_kKnbuYQRCBbrCxus0NUE

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" Nude maid accused of really cleaning up 2 hours, 17 minutes ago TAMPA, Fla. - A nude maid is accused of really cleaning up at a Florida man's home. The Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office said a 50-year-old man hired the maid from the Internet on Friday to clean his Tampa home. Authorities said the woman arrived at the home in a one-piece, light colored dress. She took off the dress and cleaned the house for $100-per-hour. Sheriff's office spokeswoman Debbie Carter said the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean. When the man's wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom. Police are investigating."

wonder if his wife knew about it....thats some nc state shit right there if you ask me

5/29/2008 12:57:48 AM

why leave a nude maid alone? isn't the whole point to look at her?

5/29/2008 12:59:36 AM

^Indeed

5/29/2008 1:00:38 AM

Something tells me that the man isn't telling the truth.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 1:01 AM. Reason : Why no officer, I left the naked maid to do her work! I love my wife.]

5/29/2008 1:00:58 AM

why leave a nude maid alone? isn't the whole point to look at her?

5/29/2008 2:47:15 AM

unless ignoring the naked girl is what gets him off

5/29/2008 2:50:02 AM

too bad there are no pics

5/29/2008 2:50:42 AM

Wait, where did she hide the stolen jewelry?

5/29/2008 2:52:47 AM

up her cooter!

5/29/2008 9:46:45 AM

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"Wait, where did she hide the stolen jewelry? "

do you really have to ask?

5/29/2008 9:49:54 AM

5/29/2008 9:51:40 AM

ummmmmm people....did you read the part where she came in a dress? i'm assuming she probably had a bag or something(purse) or at least a bag to put the dress in...i think assuming she hid the shit in vagina before hiding it somewhere more reasonable is a little

5/29/2008 1:43:30 PM

i would have did better hiring a 'Tute.

5/29/2008 2:07:37 PM

I always thought it would be funny to get one of those topless cleaning services and when they get to your place just give them a huge list of shit to clean and say you'll be back in a couple hours because you know they don't expect to clean anything. They just want to walk around rubbing a feather duster on their tits.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 9:52 PM. Reason : to many uses of the word shit]

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 9:53 PM. Reason : too* many uses of the word shit]

5/29/2008 9:52:22 PM

theres a such thing as topless cleaners?

5/29/2008 10:00:02 PM

why leave a nude maid alone? isn't the whole point to look at her?

5/29/2008 10:02:11 PM

wonder if there was ever an update

7/28/2008 7:05:00 PM

no pictures? fail.

7/28/2008 7:06:10 PM