MOther fucker just ran across my wall and got stomped... ANy idea what type of spider it is? gotta be more of them and I have a serious phobia- foreala YO!

Fucker was a lot bigger irl before he got hit and closed up into kind of a ball- Brown'ish colored with some little tiger stripes, bunch of eyes, and real glossy shell (of sorts)

Photos suck but i was freaking out with my roomie fucking with me trying to take them-









[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 10:04 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2008 10:03:37 PM

thewolfspider web

5/29/2008 10:04:02 PM

ah yes... Zincurious Maillopolas


rare in North America outside of Peru and Jersey... attracted to pocket change and miscellaneous postage

5/29/2008 10:05:25 PM

GET OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

5/29/2008 10:05:58 PM

^^i c what u did there-


Not funny though

^ Thats wtf I'm saying dude

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 10:06 PM. Reason : .]

5/29/2008 10:06:07 PM

Quote :

"attracted to pocket change and miscellaneous postage"

oh i laughed hard at that one

5/29/2008 10:06:20 PM

let me explain minimum focal length:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Focal_length

5/29/2008 10:07:17 PM

Paging Kitty B

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 10:08 PM. Reason : space bar]

5/29/2008 10:07:43 PM

i would have gotten so much pleasure over killing that booger

5/29/2008 10:08:17 PM

^^^ok- so wtf do i do to get a better picture so someone can identify Satin's little helper here?

^little? nigga please

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 10:09 PM. Reason : ..]

5/29/2008 10:08:39 PM

I don't think it matches up to the furry friend we found in our apartment...

5/29/2008 10:08:50 PM

^emo walrus spider?

5/29/2008 10:11:25 PM

lol i never said it was small

5/29/2008 10:12:08 PM

^^ that THING just gave me waves of goosebumps

i would strait up move

5/29/2008 10:14:36 PM

We didn't kill it either -- just shoo'd it outside so it could get back to it's job of killing annoying insects.

5/29/2008 10:15:37 PM

why are grown men so afraid of spiders


were you and your roomate seriously standing around stomping youre feet and waving your hands in the air lookin at this dead spider tryin to take some shitty unfocused pictures of it?

are you both girls??

Quote :

"These days there's dudes getting facials Manicured, waxed and botoxed With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands You can't grip a tacklebox With all of these men lining up to get neutered Getting out of being feminized I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair Yeah honey, I'm still a guy Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked There's a gun in my truck Oh thank God, I'm still a guy "

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 10:18 PM. Reason : j]

5/29/2008 10:17:37 PM

eat a dick cocksucker

Don't like spiders- Watched arachniphobia when i was a kid, grew up in NY where spiders like this do not exist.... Don't like the idea of that mother fucker crawling in my mouth while i'm sleeping

5/29/2008 10:22:20 PM

Oh shit.

Kitty B is going to be pissed.

[Edited on May 29, 2008 at 10:25 PM. Reason : ]

5/29/2008 10:25:45 PM

It doesn't look like one of the poisonous spiders we get here in NC. Just some random ass house spider. Who cares? If you killed it it poses no threat. Just keep textbooks at strategic locations in your apartment so you'll always be ready for the next one.

I had a bunch of spiders over at my apartment in Ivy Commons. Two times they were walking on me while I was just chilling there. Wasn't very cool, but I'm not dead. If you're worried about spiders, go drop ~$8 on one of those jugs of insecticide that you spray around the entry areas to your home. Just hit all the dark corners under counters, along the bottom of walls, every doorway, on the outside of every window... You won't have bug problems after that (UNLESS THEY'RE ALREADY INSIDE!!!!!!!111).

Oh yeah, make sure to buy an insecticide that you're allowed to use INDOORS. Don't need people going and poisoning their asses with caustic fumes.

5/29/2008 10:37:43 PM

I'm not going to lie, I am scared of spiders. I can't help it. Granted I generally don't freak out unless they sneak up on me. Also the last thing I would do though is kill it merely for existing and triggering my primal fear. I, too, am curious as to what kind of spider that is.

And invoking Brad Paisley to say that arachniphobic guys aren't manly is just wrong.

5/30/2008 3:17:59 AM

(in my roommates room)

Did it look like that before you smashed it?

[Edited on May 30, 2008 at 3:27 AM. Reason : what am I doing wrong here?]

5/30/2008 3:26:08 AM

i never understood why people hated spiders so much...like out of any bug it seems most people hate them....i always hated bees as a kid

5/30/2008 3:29:15 AM

I'm not sure which I hate more, spiders or ticks

5/30/2008 4:30:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXqqynfqE_0


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5/30/2008 8:00:08 AM

looks like the one we found at my house. don't think either are wolf spiders, aren't they gray?

5/30/2008 8:24:03 AM

god i hate fucking spiders

and that thing is fucking huge... burn it.

5/30/2008 8:26:09 AM

OH

MY

WORD

wtf!?!?!? I had to close my eyes and scroll to the bottom of the page only to see that huge thing in the tupperware. I'm cringing right now!

I would just cry and probably call my daddy (who lives in Trinity) if I saw one of those in my apartment haha.

5/30/2008 8:38:54 AM

5/30/2008 10:39:08 AM